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The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD

Started by Admiral Yi, December 18, 2016, 04:17:48 PM

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How do you feel about fake boobs?

Hate them (this is the right answer)
29 (69%)
As long as they're big, I don't care what they're made of
9 (21.4%)
I'm gay/a chick/Jaron
4 (9.5%)

Total Members Voted: 42

MadImmortalMan

Quote from: HVC on December 18, 2016, 05:14:21 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 18, 2016, 04:37:00 PM
Quote from: KRonn on December 18, 2016, 04:26:34 PM
Not a BIG fan of BIG fake boobs.  I can understand if a woman wants some augmentation if it helps with her self esteem or a job like model/actress, but going real big just seems so abnormal. I also don't feel a woman needs to do it anyway.

Self-esteem does more to make a woman sexy than boobs do.

But fake boobs give them confidence. Don't like giant fakes, but modest ones are fine.

I agree. That's kinda what I meant.
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CountDeMoney

Ed wears a fake penis, but by the end of the day it just pretty much looks like he shit himself.

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 18, 2016, 07:50:35 PM
Ed wears a fake penis, but by the end of the day it just pretty much looks like he shit himself.

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Admiral Yi

Hillary, Mimsy, anyone else who likes/is OK with falsies, have you guys ever felt up a pair?

HVC

Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 08:08:01 PM
Hillary, Mimsy, anyone else who likes/is OK with falsies, have you guys ever felt up a pair?

yes, they were c's i'd guess. Didn't feel real, but they were well done and no a huge thing. Bolt ons would weird me out.
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Valmy

Never come into direct contact with them. I am fine with them in a look-but-don't touch kind of context. So I guess in this binary context I vote B :P
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CountDeMoney

IIRC, they're pretty much the same as natural, perhaps a wee bit more firm, but it's really your brain telling them they're different.

Then again, I haven't touched synthetic titties since, oh, '95ish, so perhaps they've made leaps from analog in the synthetic titty technology industry.

HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: mongers on December 18, 2016, 06:07:42 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 18, 2016, 04:34:44 PM
:lol:  Has he ever explained why he so frequently deletes?

He did, but deleted it before I could read it.

I thought it would be self-evident; a lot of my posts are piss-poor and boring, so in retrospect not worthy of preservation.  :D

Doesn't stop the rest of us.  :P
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Jacob

Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:17:48 PM
Partly for science, partly for Jacob's sake.  :ph34r:

Didn't mind the tangent, but I appreciate the consideration nonetheless :cheers:

As for the question at hand: my preference is no fake boobs. That said, if the boobs are not intended for me personally to handle, it's none of my business. If some women want big fake titties, good for them; and for those who do not, good for them too.

Regarding the original contention - that there's a correlation between (male) heterosexuality and a preference for bigger boobs no matter the degree to which they owe their size to human artifice - that's a complete crock of shit.

CountDeMoney

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He'll hate you for it later.

derspiess

Not a fan, so A.  In 98% of cases they are best left natural.  I'll take an honest B cup over a fake C any day.
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Razgovory

What about women who have had mastectomies or something?
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Josephus

Quote from: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 02:14:26 AM
What about women who have had mastectomies or something?

boy, you know how to ruin a nice, childish thread.
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Caliga

0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

derspiess

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