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Poll
Question: By 2021, Russia will occupy/annex additional parts (or all) of the following countries:
Option 1: Belarus votes: 13
Option 2: Ukraine votes: 16
Option 3: Georgia votes: 10
Option 4: Kazakhstan votes: 6
Option 5: Azerbaijan votes: 6
Option 6: Moldova votes: 12
Option 7: Estonia/Latvia votes: 10
Option 8: Poland votes: 1
Option 9: Other votes: 5
Title: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on December 10, 2016, 01:52:31 PM
With such an outstanding and talented personality taking office in the US, Russia may show its new willingness to get along with the US by attacking several neighboring countries. How do you think it will play out? Will they officially annex Belarus? Go after more of Russophonic Ukraine? Kazakhstan? Have more fun in the Caucasus? Cast your vote! :)
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: LaCroix on December 10, 2016, 01:58:56 PM
port arthur
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: celedhring on December 10, 2016, 02:00:13 PM
Constantinople.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: The Brain on December 10, 2016, 02:01:32 PM
Alaska.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: 11B4V on December 10, 2016, 02:09:54 PM
None.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on December 10, 2016, 02:11:56 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 10, 2016, 02:09:54 PM
None.

That's literally not an option. :P
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: crazy canuck on December 10, 2016, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 10, 2016, 02:09:54 PM
None.

That is as likely as clean Russian athletes.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 10, 2016, 04:57:23 PM
Too much bad blood in the Baltics. Poland's basically off the table. I think the Russians are too shy of Islamic extremism atm to not want the Turkic nations at arms' length.

That leaves Ukraine, Moldova and Belarus.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 10, 2016, 05:03:50 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 10, 2016, 04:57:23 PM
Too much bad blood in the Baltics. Poland's basically off the table.

Nonsense. Like Ukraine or Jews, the rest of Europe doesn't think they actually count as real people.

QuoteI think the Russians are too shy of Islamic extremism atm to not want the Turkic nations at arms' length.

They seemed to have no problem flattening Chechnya for fun.   I don't think they'd be that shy at all.

QuoteThat leaves Ukraine, Moldova and Belarus.

They'll just keep playing Little Green Men until Ukraine turns politically. I think that's going to be the model going forward.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Liep on December 10, 2016, 05:13:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 10, 2016, 05:03:50 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 10, 2016, 04:57:23 PM
Too much bad blood in the Baltics. Poland's basically off the table.

Nonsense. Like Ukraine or Jews, the rest of Europe doesn't think they actually count as real people.

Untrue. I'd be really annoyed if I had to bother with visa applications to go to Tallinn. :mad:
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: alfred russel on December 10, 2016, 06:25:42 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 10, 2016, 04:57:23 PM
Too much bad blood in the Baltics. Poland's basically off the table. I think the Russians are too shy of Islamic extremism atm to not want the Turkic nations at arms' length.

That leaves Ukraine, Moldova and Belarus.

It isn't quite so simple. For example, the parts of Kazakhstan that border Russia have very significant Russian speaking non muslim populations.

But whatever happens, hopefully we can agree on one thing. In the unlikely event that it comes to pass that Russian tanks start moving across the Polish border, we need to unban Trump fanboy Martinus.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 10, 2016, 06:29:10 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on December 10, 2016, 06:25:42 PM
In the unlikely event that it comes to pass that Russian tanks start moving across the Polish border, we need to unban Trump fanboy Martinus.

He's going to be a little too busy trundling along a muddy road in the back of an ox-drawn cart with the rest of the refugees to post "This Is Really About Me" threads with pictures of wine glasses in them.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 10, 2016, 07:28:45 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 10, 2016, 06:29:10 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on December 10, 2016, 06:25:42 PM
In the unlikely event that it comes to pass that Russian tanks start moving across the Polish border, we need to unban Trump fanboy Martinus.

He's going to be a little too busy trundling along a muddy road in the back of an ox-drawn cart with the rest of the refugees to post "This Is Really About Me" threads with pictures of wine glasses in them.

Or collaborating by sucking Russian Airborne cock for a potato.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 10, 2016, 07:35:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2016, 07:28:45 PM
Or collaborating by sucking Russian Airborne cock for a potato.

lol, "Vill Suck 4 Fud"
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 10, 2016, 09:59:39 PM
Belarus isn't out of the question I think.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Razgovory on December 10, 2016, 10:04:52 PM
Russia would only annex territory from countries that try to leave the CIS or aren't part of it.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Syt on December 11, 2016, 03:03:43 AM
I think Belarus and Kazakhstan might re-join in some form of union when their rulers croak.

In other countries - I think Putin is interested in having a safety buffer around Russia, primarily in Europe. And him being KGB, I think he's primarily interested in pushing friendly regimes/governments in those countries (which does the double duty of creating dissent within the EU and NATO), and - in countries he fears to lose - create a frozen conflict, like in Georgia, Moldova, and Ukraine.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Tonitrus on December 11, 2016, 04:37:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 10, 2016, 09:59:39 PM
Belarus isn't out of the question I think.

When Lukashenko dies, Putin will probably "save" them from successional chaos.  Though Putin has a couple years on him.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Josquius on December 11, 2016, 10:17:50 AM
Isn't having a independent Belarus useful to them?
They don't have to rule directly but have it on their side giving them an extra voice at international meetings.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on December 11, 2016, 10:19:39 AM
The next four-plus years are gonna suck for Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: celedhring on December 11, 2016, 10:56:43 AM
I don't think Putin sees any use in downright annexing Belarus. It does its job as it is, and it would be more of a drag to their economy than anything else. Place looks like a hellhole even for Russian standards.  :hmm:
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Zanza on December 11, 2016, 11:16:23 AM
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Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on December 11, 2016, 02:47:47 PM
Quote from: celedhring on December 11, 2016, 10:56:43 AM
I don't think Putin sees any use in downright annexing Belarus. It does its job as it is, and it would be more of a drag to their economy than anything else. Place looks like a hellhole even for Russian standards.  :hmm:

russian urban standards, or russian rural standards?
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Phillip V on December 11, 2016, 09:21:58 PM
Are there many ethic Russians in these areas?  Ultimately, Russia needs to have more babies, more cannon fodder.

cheat code:  russianhordes
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 11, 2016, 09:25:05 PM
Trump can send me to Russia to repopulate the Motherland.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Phillip V on December 11, 2016, 09:26:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2016, 09:25:05 PM
Trump can send me to Russia to repopulate the Motherland.

cheat code:  russianwhores
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 11, 2016, 09:30:13 PM
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jizz, I haz it
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2016, 09:39:30 PM
Apparently you also have The Twilight Saga: New Moon on DIRECTV Cinema.  Doofuski.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 11, 2016, 09:46:15 PM
DAMMIT
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Goofy backwards assed Russians.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: DGuller on December 11, 2016, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Goofy backwards assed Russians.
So backwards they just successfully couped their much bigger geopolitical adversary.  I think it's about time we stop belittling Russians and start realizing that they're waging a war against us.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2016, 10:07:05 PM
Nonsense.  We are in an alliance with Eurasia and at war with Eastasia.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Josquius on December 12, 2016, 04:47:23 AM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 11, 2016, 09:21:58 PM
Are there many ethic Russians in these areas?  Ultimately, Russia needs to have more babies, more cannon fodder.

cheat code:  russianhordes
Didnt Russia solve the birth rate problem a few years ago?
Around now they should be suffering the worst effects of the trough
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Martim Silva on December 12, 2016, 09:50:40 AM
*sigh*

You lot sure love to show how ignorant you are about the former Union...

About Belarus... ever heard of the Union State?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State

The Union State, also referred to as the Union State of Russia and Belarus, is a politico-economic union consisting of the Russian Federation and the Republic of Belarus.

As for Khazakstan and the others... not paying attention to the Eurasian Economic Union?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_Economic_Union

The Eurasian Economic Union (EAEU) is an economic union of states located primarily in northern Eurasia. A treaty aiming for the establishment of the EAEU was signed on 29 May 2014 by the leaders of Belarus, Kazakhstan and Russia, and came into force on 1 January 2015. Treaties aiming for Armenia's and Kyrgyzstan's accession to the Eurasian Economic Union were signed on 9 October and 23 December 2014, respectively. Armenia's accession treaty came into force on 2 January 2015. Kyrgyzstan's accession treaty came into effect on 6 August 2015.[10][11] It participated in the EAEU from the day of its establishment as an acceding state.


With plans for a single currency for some time now

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/putin-suggests-single-currency-for-eurasian-economic-union-10123676.html

The states that make up the Eurasian Economic Union (EEU) should adopt a single currency, Russian president Vladimir Putin has said.

Mr Putin said a common currency could help members of the bloc fend off economic crisis.

"The time has come to start thinking about forming a currency union," Mr Putin said during a press conference on the Kazakh capital of Astana.


(https://i0.wp.com/jamestown.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/astana_meeting.jpg?resize=768%2C518&ssl=1)

Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Valmy on December 12, 2016, 09:54:08 AM
Who is this addressed to? I think most of us have expected Belarus to be annexed by Russia for years. It is far more surprising this has not happened yet.

And the close ties to Kazakhstan have been address in this thread.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: Josquius on December 12, 2016, 12:14:33 PM
Yeah, I think we all know about these unions.
They're reasons against Russia taking over those countries.
Title: Re: How big will Russia get?
Post by: KRonn on December 12, 2016, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 10, 2016, 05:03:50 PM

They'll just keep playing Little Green Men until Ukraine turns politically. I think that's going to be the model going forward.

Agreed on this. Russia isn't done with meddling in the former republics and this same tactic seems to be their likely course of action.