RIP. :cry:
:o
this is the worst news, like, ever. :cry:
OMG! Something I didn't know about is now something I no longer can know about. :(
You never heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were together?
Maybe he'll start dating Taylor :Timmy: :yeah:
She is free again.
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2016, 12:40:41 PM
You never heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were together?
I've never heard of a band named Brangelina, and I don't read the tabloids. I do know that Brad Pitt is married to Angelina Jolie.
Quote from: grumbler on September 20, 2016, 12:58:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2016, 12:40:41 PM
You never heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were together?
I've never heard of a band named Brangelina, and I don't read the tabloids. I do know that Brad Pitt is married to Angelina Jolie.
The more you know! *shooting star*
This was the big headline on CNN's webpage, written in huge letters. I spent the rest of the morning checking other news sites to make sure I hadn't fallen into some mirror universe where terrorism, economics, and American politics had been abolished.
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2016, 01:06:57 PM
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?
Brads gonna be paying a lot of child support :lol:
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2016, 01:06:57 PM
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?
Apparently that's a big cause of the break.
Quote from: Razgovory on September 20, 2016, 01:05:39 PM
This was the big headline on CNN's webpage, written in huge letters. I spent the rest of the morning checking other news sites to make sure I hadn't fallen into some mirror universe where terrorism, economics, and American politics had been abolished.
BREAKING NEWS
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2016, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2016, 01:06:57 PM
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?
Apparently that's a big cause of the break.
I thought it might be because she looks like a hag.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 20, 2016, 01:32:11 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2016, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2016, 01:06:57 PM
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?
Apparently that's a big cause of the break.
I thought it might be because she looks like a hag.
I think she looks cool. I loved her in Maleficent
But I can see how her decision to cut off her breasts could have had something to do with this.
She was definitely above average in attractiveness, but seemed to be one of those women that other women found more attractive then men did.
She *used* to be ubberr hott, then she was too boney with a nice face, now she's Auschwitz skinny with a kind of scary face.
Yeah she does have a kind-of skeletal look going on now doesn't she. :(
I found her lips too pouty. Had perma duck face
Ya, ya, bony knees.
Quote from: HVC on September 20, 2016, 03:26:18 PM
I found her lips too pouty. Had perma duck face
She had a purdy mouth.
gettit??!?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/14441128_10211471278003448_7860227704134480341_n.jpg?oh=1fec19047b02bff4f0546f24dc8aa02c&oe=5878D273&__gda__=1483746149_45bc46afb8adaf9744b17e230224f5fa)
Do you people remember when she was dating billy bob thornton and they did weird things like wear capsules of each others blood as jewelry? I'm not convinced she isn't still the same crazy woman, but with better pr advice.
If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?
Quote from: HVC on September 20, 2016, 05:01:06 PM
If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?
I didn't know about that. :blush:
I think they are far too high profile.
Quote from: Razgovory on September 20, 2016, 01:05:39 PM
This was the big headline on CNN's webpage, written in huge letters. I spent the rest of the morning checking other news sites to make sure I hadn't fallen into some mirror universe where terrorism, economics, and American politics had been abolished.
While it's no longer the headline, there are four unique stories on CNN covering this crucial story:
Brangelina split: Don't play blame game (http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/opinions/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-to-divorce-drexler/index.html)
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt divorce: What's at stake (http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/entertainment/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-divorce-money-children/index.html)
Angelina Jolie's divorce lawyer just repped Johnny Depp and 11 other things to know (http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/entertainment/laura-wasser-angelina-jolie-divorce/index.html)
George Clooney reacts to Brangelina split (http://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2016/09/20/george-clooney-brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-divorce-reaction-orig-mg.cnn)
(In fact there are five headlines, but two lead to the "What's at stake story.")
To be fair there are 10 unique stories that mention Trump by name; including one where Hil calls out the Putin-Trump bromance and another where someone has stolen a naked statue of Donald Trump. So
TMZ Beltway Edition CNN has certainly not given up on politics.
In this time of national crisis, will Trump and Clinton do the sensible thing and pause their campaign out of respect for the feelings of the nation?
I'm glad there is something to talk about that isn't Trump.
I don't know if it's intentional (probably not, these things are planned well in advance), they release the trailer to Pitt's last movie the very same day they announced their divorce. :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THur9YDzVPU
I bet that movie is now making a couple dozen million dollars at the box office. :hmm:
Quote from: Martinus on September 20, 2016, 03:04:42 PM
I think she looks cool. I loved her in Maleficent
But I can see how her decision to cut off her breasts could have had something to do with this.
I think it has less to do with that than it does with the fact that the house has turned into a goddamned UNHCR camp. Pain in the ass if you just want to chill and stay stoned all the time.
Quote from: HVC on September 20, 2016, 05:01:06 PM
If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?
And here we have the key; while she has major daddy issues with the Midnight Cowboy, the fact remains that she was a freak, and guys like Pitt will always choose the Freak over the Prude.
Let's review the genesis of Brangelina:
Jennifer Aniston: All-American Girl, stunningly make-you-stupid gorgeous (IMHO), but consistently unable to maintain relationships.
Brad Pitt: Sexiest Man Alive, one of the prettiest fuckers in Hollywood.
Wedding bells. A perfect fit.
Enter Angelina Jolie and everything we know about her over-the-top freakiness.
Why does Brad leave Jennifer? Easy. Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.
Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.
Where does Gwyneth Paltrow fit in that analysis? :hmm:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 21, 2016, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 20, 2016, 05:01:06 PM
If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?
And here we have the key; while she has major daddy issues with the Midnight Cowboy, the fact remains that she was a freak, and guys like Pitt will always choose the Freak over the Prude.
Let's review the genesis of Brangelina:
Jennifer Aniston: All-American Girl, stunningly make-you-stupid gorgeous (IMHO), but consistently unable to maintain relationships.
Brad Pitt: Sexiest Man Alive, one of the prettiest fuckers in Hollywood.
Wedding bells. A perfect fit.
Enter Angelina Jolie and everything we know about her over-the-top freakiness.
Why does Brad leave Jennifer? Easy. Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.
Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.
:truth:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 21, 2016, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 20, 2016, 05:01:06 PM
If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?
And here we have the key; while she has major daddy issues with the Midnight Cowboy, the fact remains that she was a freak, and guys like Pitt will always choose the Freak over the Prude.
Let's review the genesis of Brangelina:
Jennifer Aniston: All-American Girl, stunningly make-you-stupid gorgeous (IMHO), but consistently unable to maintain relationships.
Brad Pitt: Sexiest Man Alive, one of the prettiest fuckers in Hollywood.
Wedding bells. A perfect fit.
Enter Angelina Jolie and everything we know about her over-the-top freakiness.
Why does Brad leave Jennifer? Easy. Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.
Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.
:lol:
Quote from: celedhring on September 21, 2016, 01:30:00 PM
Where does Gwyneth Paltrow fit in that analysis? :hmm:
In a delivery service box.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 21, 2016, 12:43:49 PM
Why does Brad leave Jennifer? Easy. Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.
Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.
And people wonder why I hang out at the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 21, 2016, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 20, 2016, 05:01:06 PM
If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?
And here we have the key; while she has major daddy issues with the Midnight Cowboy, the fact remains that she was a freak, and guys like Pitt will always choose the Freak over the Prude.
Let's review the genesis of Brangelina:
Jennifer Aniston: All-American Girl, stunningly make-you-stupid gorgeous (IMHO), but consistently unable to maintain relationships.
Brad Pitt: Sexiest Man Alive, one of the prettiest fuckers in Hollywood.
Wedding bells. A perfect fit.
Enter Angelina Jolie and everything we know about her over-the-top freakiness.
Why does Brad leave Jennifer? Easy. Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.
Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.
Your theory is cute, but Aniston is half-Greek and I never met a Greek chick that wasn't a total freak.
Quote from: Scipio on September 21, 2016, 08:03:07 PM
Your theory is cute, but Aniston is half-Greek and I never met a Greek chick that wasn't a total freak.
I'm pretty sure she went with the other Greek half, the high maintenance half.