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Started by Martinus, September 20, 2016, 11:23:34 AM

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Martinus

September 20, 2016, 11:23:34 AM
RIP.  :cry:

garbon

#1
September 20, 2016, 11:30:24 AM
:o
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josephus

#2
September 20, 2016, 11:51:08 AM
this is the worst news, like, ever. :cry:
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

grumbler

#3
September 20, 2016, 12:36:09 PM
OMG!  Something I didn't know about is now something I no longer can know about.  :(
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

garbon

#4
September 20, 2016, 12:40:41 PM
You never heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were together?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#5
September 20, 2016, 12:48:07 PM
Maybe he'll start dating Taylor :Timmy: :yeah:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

#6
September 20, 2016, 12:57:47 PM
She is free again.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

grumbler

#7
September 20, 2016, 12:58:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2016, 12:40:41 PM
You never heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were together?

I've never heard of a band named Brangelina, and I don't read the tabloids.  I do know that Brad Pitt is married to Angelina Jolie.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

garbon

#8
September 20, 2016, 12:59:08 PM
Quote from: grumbler on September 20, 2016, 12:58:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2016, 12:40:41 PM
You never heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were together?

I've never heard of a band named Brangelina, and I don't read the tabloids.  I do know that Brad Pitt is married to Angelina Jolie.

The more you know! *shooting star*
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#9
September 20, 2016, 01:05:39 PM
This was the big headline on CNN's webpage, written in huge letters.  I spent the rest of the morning checking other news sites to make sure I hadn't fallen into some mirror universe where terrorism, economics, and American politics had been abolished.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

#10
September 20, 2016, 01:06:57 PM
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

#11
September 20, 2016, 01:09:59 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2016, 01:06:57 PM
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?
Brads gonna be paying a lot of child support :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

#12
September 20, 2016, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2016, 01:06:57 PM
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?

Apparently that's a big cause of the break.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#13
September 20, 2016, 01:12:41 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 20, 2016, 01:05:39 PM
This was the big headline on CNN's webpage, written in huge letters.  I spent the rest of the morning checking other news sites to make sure I hadn't fallen into some mirror universe where terrorism, economics, and American politics had been abolished.

BREAKING NEWS
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

#14
September 20, 2016, 01:32:11 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2016, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2016, 01:06:57 PM
So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?

Apparently that's a big cause of the break.

I thought it might be because she looks like a hag.
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