Brangelina is over!

[garbon]

So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?

Apparently that's a big cause of the break.

I thought it might be because she looks like a hag.

[Martinus]

So who gets custody of their 20 adopted children?

Apparently that's a big cause of the break.

I thought it might be because she looks like a hag.

I think she looks cool. I loved her in Maleficent

But I can see how her decision to cut off her breasts could have had something to do with this.

[HVC]

She was definitely above average in attractiveness, but seemed to be one of those women that other women found more attractive then men did.

[Admiral Yi]

She *used* to be ubberr hott, then she was too boney with a nice face, now she's Auschwitz skinny with a kind of scary face.

[Barrister]

Yeah she does have a kind-of skeletal look going on now doesn't she.

[HVC]

I found her lips too pouty. Had perma duck face

Ya, ya, bony knees.

[The Brain]

I found her lips too pouty. Had perma duck face

She had a purdy mouth.

gettit??!?

[Martinus]

[alfred russel]

Do you people remember when she was dating billy bob thornton and they did weird things like wear capsules of each others blood as jewelry? I'm not convinced she isn't still the same crazy woman, but with better pr advice.

[HVC]

If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?

[alfred russel]

If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?

I didn't know about that.

[Monoriu]

I think they are far too high profile. 

[Savonarola]

This was the big headline on CNN's webpage, written in huge letters.  I spent the rest of the morning checking other news sites to make sure I hadn't fallen into some mirror universe where terrorism, economics, and American politics had been abolished.

While it's no longer the headline, there are four unique stories on CNN covering this crucial story:

Brangelina split: Don't play blame game
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt divorce: What's at stake
Angelina Jolie's divorce lawyer just repped Johnny Depp and 11 other things to know
George Clooney reacts to Brangelina split

(In fact there are five headlines, but two lead to the "What's at stake story.")

To be fair there are 10 unique stories that mention Trump by name; including one where Hil calls out the Putin-Trump bromance and another where someone has stolen a naked statue of Donald Trump.  So TMZ Beltway Edition CNN has certainly not given up on politics.

[Syt]

In this time of national crisis, will Trump and Clinton do the sensible thing and pause their campaign out of respect for the feelings of the nation?

[garbon]

I'm glad there is something to talk about that isn't Trump.