Brangelina is over!

[celedhring]

I don't know if it's intentional (probably not, these things are planned well in advance), they release the trailer to Pitt's last movie the very same day they announced their divorce. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THur9YDzVPU

I bet that movie is now making a couple dozen million dollars at the box office. 

[CountDeMoney]

I think she looks cool. I loved her in Maleficent

But I can see how her decision to cut off her breasts could have had something to do with this.

I think it has less to do with that than it does with the fact that the house has turned into a goddamned UNHCR camp.  Pain in the ass if you just want to chill and stay stoned all the time.

[CountDeMoney]

If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?

And here we have the key;  while she has major daddy issues with the Midnight Cowboy, the fact remains that she was a freak, and guys like Pitt will always choose the Freak over the Prude.

Let's review the genesis of Brangelina:
Jennifer Aniston:  All-American Girl, stunningly make-you-stupid gorgeous (IMHO), but consistently unable to maintain relationships.
Brad Pitt: Sexiest Man Alive, one of the prettiest fuckers in Hollywood.
Wedding bells.  A perfect fit.

Enter Angelina Jolie and everything we know about her over-the-top freakiness.

Why does Brad leave Jennifer?  Easy.  Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.

Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.

[celedhring]

Where does Gwyneth Paltrow fit in that analysis?

[Berkut]

If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?

And here we have the key;  while she has major daddy issues with the Midnight Cowboy, the fact remains that she was a freak, and guys like Pitt will always choose the Freak over the Prude.

Let's review the genesis of Brangelina:
Jennifer Aniston:  All-American Girl, stunningly make-you-stupid gorgeous (IMHO), but consistently unable to maintain relationships.
Brad Pitt: Sexiest Man Alive, one of the prettiest fuckers in Hollywood.
Wedding bells.  A perfect fit.

Enter Angelina Jolie and everything we know about her over-the-top freakiness.

Why does Brad leave Jennifer?  Easy.  Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.

Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.

:truth:

[Martinus]

If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?

And here we have the key;  while she has major daddy issues with the Midnight Cowboy, the fact remains that she was a freak, and guys like Pitt will always choose the Freak over the Prude.

Let's review the genesis of Brangelina:
Jennifer Aniston:  All-American Girl, stunningly make-you-stupid gorgeous (IMHO), but consistently unable to maintain relationships.
Brad Pitt: Sexiest Man Alive, one of the prettiest fuckers in Hollywood.
Wedding bells.  A perfect fit.

Enter Angelina Jolie and everything we know about her over-the-top freakiness.

Why does Brad leave Jennifer?  Easy.  Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.

Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.

[CountDeMoney]

Where does Gwyneth Paltrow fit in that analysis?

In a delivery service box.

[Ed Anger]

Why does Brad leave Jennifer?  Easy.  Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.

Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.

And people wonder why I hang out at the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese.

[Scipio]

If you're playing the crazy card how can you skip her making out with her brother?

And here we have the key;  while she has major daddy issues with the Midnight Cowboy, the fact remains that she was a freak, and guys like Pitt will always choose the Freak over the Prude.

Let's review the genesis of Brangelina:
Jennifer Aniston:  All-American Girl, stunningly make-you-stupid gorgeous (IMHO), but consistently unable to maintain relationships.
Brad Pitt: Sexiest Man Alive, one of the prettiest fuckers in Hollywood.
Wedding bells.  A perfect fit.

Enter Angelina Jolie and everything we know about her over-the-top freakiness.

Why does Brad leave Jennifer?  Easy.  Jennifer's the type that won't let you cum on her back because it's "gross and disrespectful," and Jolie's the type that would want to let you fuck her bi friend in the ball bin of Chuck E. Cheese, and if there's a birthday party going on, that just makes her hotter.

Freaks will always edge out the Prudes.

Your theory is cute, but Aniston is half-Greek  and I never met a Greek chick that wasn't a total freak.

[CountDeMoney]

Your theory is cute, but Aniston is half-Greek  and I never met a Greek chick that wasn't a total freak.

I'm pretty sure she went with the other Greek half, the high maintenance half.