Poll
Question:
How will I die in Japan?
Option 1: Godzilla attack
votes: 3
Option 2: Squished by Ultraman
votes: 0
Option 3: Radiation poisoning
votes: 1
Option 4: Square watermelon incident
votes: 5
Option 5: Ritual disembowelment
votes: 10
Option 6: Seizure watching Jap TV
votes: 14
Option 7: Other
votes: 5
Choose!
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You will probably died of apoplexy after hunting down and kicking Lettow's ass.
Stroke brought on by viewing tropical hedge row of pubic hair.
Something with fish.
Quote from: Liep on July 30, 2016, 07:04:10 PM
Something with fish.
I forgot about Homer eating the blowfish. I am embarrassed. :Embarrass:
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Killed by White wannabe Samurai.
Ed will not die in Japan. On the contrary, he will sweep across the Pacific, our own Languish Divine Wind.
YOUR CODE IS
CLIMB
MOUNT
TITTY CACA
TITTYCACA-YAMA NOBORE!
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Ed will accidentally say "clip" when he meant "magazine" when referring to the Type 99 rifle, and will commit seppuku.
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Did you get a business class seat? If not, deep vein thrombosis before you even arrive.
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 30, 2016, 08:02:46 PM
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Agree.
Visiting Japan? If you happen to visit my subsection of it, i'd be delighted to meet.
Boredom.
Wanking exhaustion, main cause: j-pop.
L.
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Why to Japan?
My guess:
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Death by North Korean rocket. Christ, the nips are a bit touchy right now.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 03, 2016, 06:40:00 PM
Death by North Korean rocket. Christ, the nips are a bit touchy right now.
They've so far failed to recognise their new imperial overlord? :(
I would be the next Takeda Shingen. Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 03, 2016, 06:46:37 PM
I would be the next Takeda Shingen. Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.
Still sounds cooler than what I'm currently arseing around with. <_<
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 03, 2016, 06:46:37 PM
I would be the next Takeda Shingen. Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.
As long you are not Uesugi Kenshin, dying taking a shit in the toilet after a heavy session of drinking binge.
Quote from: Drakken on August 03, 2016, 09:41:37 PM
As long you are not Uesugi Kenchin, dying taking a shit in the toilet after a heavy session of drinking binge.
Isn't that classified under "Ritual Disembowelment"?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 03, 2016, 09:42:37 PM
Isn't that classified under "Ritual Disembowelment"?
No, it is classified as loving the sake way, way too much.
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Quote from: Drakken on August 03, 2016, 09:41:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 03, 2016, 06:46:37 PM
I would be the next Takeda Shingen. Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.
As long you are not Uesugi Kenshin, dying taking a shit in the toilet after a heavy session of drinking binge.
You're thinking of Elvis.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 03, 2016, 06:46:37 PM
Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.
What are you, poor?
...and yet he used to mock the shit out of me for eating at a gas station. :rolleyes:
I preferred FamilyMart.
Combini food is great.Oh how I miss it. Karage kun, family chicken, spicy chicken, American dog....
And those super cheap 7-11 tuna sandwiches.
You die yet?
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2016, 02:37:36 PM
...and yet he used to mock the shit out of me for eating at a gas station. :rolleyes:
Japanese 7-11 food > American gas station food
Quote from: Jacob on August 04, 2016, 05:47:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2016, 02:37:36 PM
...and yet he used to mock the shit out of me for eating at a gas station. :rolleyes:
Japanese 7-11 food > American gas station food
Yeah. No shit, Cal.
I've had pretty good food in diners attached to gas stations. It's truck stop food.
You know, for as much bullshit as truckers go through as a career, some of those truck stops have some bad ass amenities.
Then again, I've seen rigs with widescreens in them, so times are definitely changing.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 04, 2016, 08:22:35 PM
You know, for as much bullshit as truckers go through as a career, some of those truck stops have some bad ass amenities.
Then again, I've seen rigs with widescreens in them, so times are definitely changing.
But they still do not have doorknobs all made of chocolate. :cry:
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While I admit that Japanese convenience stores have better food than American ones in my experience, it seems a stretch to call it good. Japanese food is certainly terrible in the main, and I could see the safety and relief that a convenience store with familiar markings and edible western food would present.
But Ed, if you do find yourself returning to a 7-11, I recommend this wonderful ice cream. Nibbling daintily on my Royal Milk Tea Crispy Sandwich, it is not hard for me to be transported to a gentler world, in which I am a Princess of the blood and northern hirelings can only look with longing upon the garden tea times of my stately realm.
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Also try the Häagen-Dazs with green beans!
Asian 7-11s are wonderful. Don't have them in the UK so can't judge then in comparison
Cal sounds angry and fat.
Quote from: Sheilbh on August 05, 2016, 06:32:47 AM
Asian 7-11s are wonderful. Don't have them in the UK so can't judge then in comparison
We used to. There was one in Finchley I used to go to when buying stuff after 6pm was still a novelty! Those in Scandinavia are far superior. I think the display cabinet of slowly rotating hotdogs is a universal and timeless feature.
7-11 here actually has very good food, several delicious fresh sandwiches and various ready to eat meals. Problem is that its very expensive.
Quote from: Lettow77 on August 05, 2016, 05:09:22 AM
Japanese food is certainly terrible in the main
I disagree :mad:
I answered "other - raped to death by octopuses'.
Quote from: Malthus on August 05, 2016, 10:36:12 AM
I answered "other - raped to death by octopussies'.
Fixed.
Let me propose a compromise, "raped to death by the octomom".
Day 1 AAR: I clogged the plane's toilet
So, I pay the 5 large to fly first class. But first, I have to fly to O'hare and LAX, both shitholes. A direct flight was...ridiculously priced. So finally I get over the pacific and I'm in ANA's first class cube. They push the pajamas on me but if we are going down, I want to be wearing something less tacky.
Anyways, I feel a weird feeling and head for the restroom. Even though it felt like a coffin, I slid a 2 footer into the can. After getting the shakes, I wobble back to my seat for the inflight meal. Four fucking courses. I even ate caviar and normally I can't stand that shit. Washed down with coke zero. HIGH CLASS.
I think my turd may have hit Wake Island. BANZAI!
Flirted with the stewardess, but no luck. ME SO HORNY.
Day 2 whenever I feel like it. I'm still in this freak show of a country. So get off my ass.
WTF are you doing in Japan on a business trip after hitting the power ball of workmen's comp? And how the fuck do you manage to squeeze out a two foot kielbasa?
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 06, 2016, 09:18:38 PM
So, I pay the 5 large to fly first class.
Quite a good deal!
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 30, 2016, 07:59:55 PM
Ed will not die in Japan. On the contrary, he will sweep across the Pacific, our own Languish Divine Wind.
YOUR CODE IS
CLIMB
MOUNT
TITTY CACA
TITTYCACA-YAMA NOBORE!
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I have eaten:
Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.
Nigga, everybody knows you're full of shit; just admit you're really in Thailand, fucking little brown boys in their taut, pliant pinkish puckernuts, as their smooth hairless bodies glisten with a light sheen of sweat as
Yuk.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2016, 07:01:43 PM
I have eaten:
Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.
It is peach season now. Japanese peaches are the best :contract:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 08, 2016, 07:07:12 PM
Nigga, everybody knows you're full of shit; just admit you're really in Thailand, fucking little brown boys in their taut, pliant pinkish puckernuts, as their smooth hairless bodies glisten with a light sheen of sweat as
Get your stroke on halfway through that?
Quote from: Habbaku on August 08, 2016, 09:18:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 08, 2016, 07:07:12 PM
Nigga, everybody knows you're full of shit; just admit you're really in Thailand, fucking little brown boys in their taut, pliant pinkish puckernuts, as their smooth hairless bodies glisten with a light sheen of sweat as
Get your stroke on halfway through that?
No-knock warrant.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2016, 07:01:43 PM
I have eaten:
Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.
I had no idea they had taco bell in Japan, I had to wait until I went to Korea to try it.
Japanese pizza hut....one of the few places in the country to get real pizza. Albeit fucking expensive. Never did figure out why.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2016, 07:01:43 PM
I have eaten:
Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.
Nips need to stop with all the cultural appropriation shit.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2016, 06:55:31 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 30, 2016, 07:59:55 PM
Ed will not die in Japan. On the contrary, he will sweep across the Pacific, our own Languish Divine Wind.
YOUR CODE IS
CLIMB
MOUNT
TITTY CACA
TITTYCACA-YAMA NOBORE!
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:XD: That is so wrong!
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2016, 07:01:43 PM
I have eaten:
Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.
Of those, which pleased you most?
Quote from: Jacob on August 09, 2016, 02:24:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2016, 07:01:43 PM
I have eaten:
Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.
Of those, which pleased you most?
New York Grill. At least it was real food. My wallet wasn't pleased however.
Also,
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So Solly.
Are you going to eat any Jap food at all?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2016, 07:58:26 PM
Are you going to eat any Jap food at all?
I have. Just nothing with tentacles. Or shellfish. Or sushi.
lol, War Thunder
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ROR
If you get a chance, go to place that serves little tiny fried crabs as appetizers. They sound and look like a total freak show, but they're pretty tasty. So you get the badass disgusting food credit with no effort.
You just chow the whole thing, like a gourmet cockroach.
Gross.
Hope you get bludgeoned in a dolphin slaughter.
The Chinatown in Yokohama had some of the best Chinese food I ever had.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 09, 2016, 08:01:29 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2016, 07:58:26 PM
Are you going to eat any Jap food at all?
I have. Just nothing with tentacles. Or shellfish. Or sushi.
You're such a fucking pussy.
And I'm back. I have half a box of japanese condoms for sale. Larger size of course.
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