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Title: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Brazen on December 15, 2015, 09:23:05 AM
For me it would be a toss-up between James Stewart
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Annex_-_Stewart,_James_(Call_Northside_777)_01.jpg)
and Yuri Gagarin.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spacefacts.de%2Fmission%2Falternate%2Fphoto%2Fgagarin_yuri_3.jpg&hash=cb5e55dc1657e20fed543947aad4b145a162c461)
:wub:
Given the choice in heaven, Jimmy would have the edge.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: grumbler on December 15, 2015, 09:24:43 AM
I'll confess;  I didn't see this thread coming.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Syt on December 15, 2015, 09:26:18 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flyp.passionconnect.in%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2FAudrey-1024x640.jpg&hash=90106ec66f17279cdd0f51de758cbb8ada5049c1)
:wub:
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: celedhring on December 15, 2015, 09:29:46 AM
I have a long-standing crush on right-wing chicks. So it's gotta be Leni Riefenstahl  :blush:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.toutlecine.com%2Fphotos%2Fr%2Fi%2Fe%2Friefenstahl-leni-07-g.jpg&hash=71b35a69f367db31b26d2bd0c537ad88a808d8fc)

Dat tingle.

Lauren Bacall, too, for a less ideologically-troubling crush.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic01.nyt.com%2Fimages%2F2014%2F08%2F13%2Farts%2F13bacall-obit-ss-slide-79CJ%2F13bacall-obit-ss-slide-79CJ-jumbo-v2.jpg&hash=7a03b5eb0125ddcf88c94e55d08dc8d25136a70a)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Gups on December 15, 2015, 09:31:19 AM
Since Syt's already chosen Audrey, the bounder, I'll go for

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3F%26amp%3Bid%3DOIP.Mababe43bfeb3b452ef755d73f6c02f1dH2%26amp%3Bw%3D220%26amp%3Bh%3D300%26amp%3Bc%3D0%26amp%3Bpid%3D1.9%26amp%3Brs%3D0%26amp%3Bp%3D0&hash=b09633d2f3ffba4f2f716e5fcb83f50363227d2b)

Although it was her voice more than anything...
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Norgy on December 15, 2015, 09:35:15 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Marilyn_Monroe_photo_pose_Seven_Year_Itch.jpg)

Her. So very, very much.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Liep on December 15, 2015, 09:36:31 AM
Hanne Borchsenius:

From the Danish movie series: "Støv på hjernen", still some of my favourite comedies from the '60s.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Hanne-borchsenius.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 15, 2015, 09:44:14 AM
I'd fight Syt for Audrey Hepburn.

If he wins, then:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa2.files.biography.com%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Fc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cdpr_1.0%2Cg_face%2Ch_300%2Cq_80%2Cw_300%2FMTE4MDAzNDEwNTg1MjI0NzE4.jpg&hash=a6ccdedec90e74127be195ab3fda2461f3abd2f8)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Norgy on December 15, 2015, 09:46:47 AM
Quote from: Liep on December 15, 2015, 09:36:31 AM
Hanne Borchsenius:

From the Danish movie series: "Støv på hjernen", still some of my favourite comedies from the '60s.



Sharp elbows.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: mongers on December 15, 2015, 10:08:23 AM
Ingrid Pitt:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.churchofhalloween.com%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fhorror-harlots%2Fingrid-pitt-07.png&hash=bdfd9ef503638c892d15e764579511ae55c1b475)

Not the best of photos, but most of the image search results are verging on the NSFW, so I posted this non-cleavage one.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Gups on December 15, 2015, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: mongers on December 15, 2015, 10:08:23 AM
so I posted this non-cleavage one.

Seriously, what is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: mongers on December 15, 2015, 10:13:50 AM
Quote from: Gups on December 15, 2015, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: mongers on December 15, 2015, 10:08:23 AM
so I posted this non-cleavage one.

Seriously, what is wrong with you?

:D

Perhaps it's an artefact of internet search bias, I guess people/websites tend to link to more sexual content, so an actress who's appeared nude or worn a lot of cleavage emphasising costumes ends up with those dominating all other image search results.

edit:
I should add most of my favourite classic movie actresses are, thank goodness, still alive; Dianna Rigg, Julie Christie, Claudia Cardinale, Raquel Welch.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Syt on December 15, 2015, 10:14:26 AM
Welle:Erdball wrote a song about the appeal of old time divas and actresses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AfUNAtcZU

"Nur tote Frauen sind schön" (Only dead women are beautiful)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Savonarola on December 15, 2015, 10:38:34 AM
Anna May Wong, of course:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpre07.deviantart.net%2F3ca9%2Fth%2Fpre%2Fi%2F2010%2F068%2F9%2F5%2Fanna_may_wong_by_jeefro.jpg&hash=b7729daa1fd7f8a167929688adec926648d98ebc)

;)

Seriously, probably Liz:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Taylor,_Elizabeth_posed.jpg)

:wub:
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Norgy on December 15, 2015, 12:04:16 PM
Quote from: Gups on December 15, 2015, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: mongers on December 15, 2015, 10:08:23 AM
so I posted this non-cleavage one.

Seriously, what is wrong with you?

He doesn't even like football, so there must be something.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: crazy canuck on December 15, 2015, 12:17:45 PM
Ingrid Bergman
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Barrister on December 15, 2015, 12:25:28 PM
Quote from: Gups on December 15, 2015, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: mongers on December 15, 2015, 10:08:23 AM
so I posted this non-cleavage one.

Seriously, what is wrong with you?

:lol:
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: derspiess on December 15, 2015, 12:56:43 PM
Dorothy Lamour, no question.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cinemagraphe.com%2F_imagery%2Fdorothy-lamour%2Fdorothy-lamour-photo-6523.jpg&hash=012be767cc15d04774d026c6c31f10b201637479)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Valmy on December 15, 2015, 01:31:30 PM
Charlotte Corday.

So Beautiful yet so dangerous and reactionary :wub:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa136.idata.over-blog.com%2F1%2F00%2F22%2F85%2F5%2Fimage-copie-1.gif&hash=55a1b5c99908bb2cde5cd38d6916f267e04bec39)

Note: May not have actually looked like this.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 15, 2015, 03:41:20 PM
Natalie Wood.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Liep on December 15, 2015, 03:43:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 15, 2015, 01:31:30 PM
Charlotte Corday.

So Beautiful yet so dangerous and reactionary :wub:

If we're going this far back we might as well just list the Bugle's Hotties From History.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 15, 2015, 04:53:53 PM
Is this cheating?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F05%2Farticle-0-07AB708C000005DC-806_634x511.jpg&hash=6eeaf36a944f83025c2f30cd492b8b0c3f6ccfba)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Barrister on December 15, 2015, 04:58:48 PM
Helen of Troy
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: mongers on December 15, 2015, 05:09:54 PM
Quote from: Barrister on December 15, 2015, 04:58:48 PM
Helen of Troy

Nah, bust up face, all that ship christening.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: katmai on December 15, 2015, 07:45:30 PM
How would that be cheating MiM?
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Monoriu on December 15, 2015, 08:45:58 PM
Barbara Yung

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi62.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh101%2FMonoriu%2FImg1127842_t_zpswhwqovwc.jpg&hash=ab03b8decb8b455ff641d1af0fd56512b87db71c) (http://s62.photobucket.com/user/Monoriu/media/Img1127842_t_zpswhwqovwc.jpg.html)

She isn't really known outside the Chinese world, but she was arguably the most popular Hong Kong TV actress in the early 80s.  Back then, there was no real TV drama production in mainland China.  Only Hong Kong or Taiwan, so she didn't have much competition.  She possessed both beauty and acting skills, and was particularly well-known for her roles in period Chinese dramas.  In a development that shocked the Chinese world, she killed herself in her mid-20s, at the peak of her career, likely due to her troubles with her boyfriend. 
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Tonitrus on December 16, 2015, 12:35:52 AM
Gail Russell...mostly from her part from the John Wayne flick, Angel and the Badman...too damned cute.  Alas, drank herself to death at a young age.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi742.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx61%2Fpvitari%2FAngel113.jpg&hash=3d22b16420c1bed66fbd316d72c94057d6985c5e)

(https://free-classic-movies.com/movies-04a/04a-1947-02-15-Angel-and-the-Badman/Gail-Russell-in-Angel-and-the-Badman.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/af/4e/01/af4e0129c514d93cf725cb42e7a5c08c.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Archy on December 16, 2015, 01:09:02 AM
Josephine Baker
(https://chelseadeluca.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/gdefon.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Brazen on December 16, 2015, 04:50:48 AM
Masako Natsume may be one dead celebrity crush who confused a lot of us.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.galiciaguide.com%2Fpics%2Fmasako2.jpg&hash=177fff9e488b40183017623342f049f6cc8bdc00)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 05:10:18 AM
Jimmy Stewart looks and sounds to me just like my grandfather. They were cousins. It makes watching his movies a slightly more interesting experience.

Also, those eyebrows and widow's peak are strongly heritable. My brothers and I all have them.  :P
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2015, 05:13:05 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 05:10:18 AM
Jimmy Stewart looks and sounds to me just like my grandfather. They were cousins. It makes watching his movies a slightly more interesting experience.

:o
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Norgy on December 16, 2015, 05:15:06 AM
Quote from: Barrister on December 15, 2015, 04:58:48 PM
Helen of Troy

Pointy elbows.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2015, 05:17:56 AM
As my German teacher used to say when she covered Greek mythology: "They sieged Troy for 10 years - why they stayed so long I will never understand. By that point Helen must have been quite used up and wasted. Life was rough in those days."
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Brazen on December 16, 2015, 05:29:29 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 16, 2015, 05:13:05 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 05:10:18 AM
Jimmy Stewart looks and sounds to me just like my grandfather. They were cousins. It makes watching his movies a slightly more interesting experience.

:o
:o :o
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 10:21:00 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 15, 2015, 07:45:30 PM
How would that be cheating MiM?

Well, I mean, Murphy was great, but when she was alive, she was the same age as me. So it's not really in line with the black and white pictures answers if you know what I mean.

I didn't want to be number three or four to say Audrey Hepburn.

I also thought of Laura Petrie. But MTM isn't dead either.  :P
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2015, 10:21:55 AM
Eva Braun
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: The Larch on December 16, 2015, 05:03:46 PM
Sharon Tate

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgc.allpostersimages.com%2Fimages%2FP-473-488-90%2F54%2F5489%2FXOBWG00Z%2Fposters%2Fsharon-tate.jpg&hash=39055c9f4e9601d9cd32e3caa55436905d968077)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2015, 05:43:16 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 16, 2015, 05:29:29 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 16, 2015, 05:13:05 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 05:10:18 AM
Jimmy Stewart looks and sounds to me just like my grandfather. They were cousins. It makes watching his movies a slightly more interesting experience.

:o
:o :o

:o :o :o

You have been holding out on us all these years  :mad:
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Pedrito on December 16, 2015, 06:29:13 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2015, 05:43:16 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 16, 2015, 05:29:29 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 16, 2015, 05:13:05 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 05:10:18 AM
Jimmy Stewart looks and sounds to me just like my grandfather. They were cousins. It makes watching his movies a slightly more interesting experience.

:o
:o :o

:o :o :o

You have been holding out on us all these years  :mad:
No, he already talked about it in athread about being relatives of famous people.

L.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 16, 2015, 06:35:44 PM
Louise Brooks  :worthy:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.v-style.typepad.com%2F.a%2F6a00d83548242253ef017eeb4dcbd1970d-800wi&hash=1647cd1c88ad9c616a128ed93d7778c78ac099c1)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Forig06.deviantart.net%2F0b40%2Ff%2F2012%2F096%2Fc%2Fa%2Flouise_brooks_with_bracelet_by_off_world_colony-d4v87ow.jpg&hash=876682d95cea10e16274040b6bf4365a1eaf21eb)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Josephus on December 16, 2015, 06:44:11 PM
Honestly don't wanna do it with any dead person
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Caliga on December 16, 2015, 08:00:52 PM
One of the Tsar Nicholas II's daughters (not Anastasia, an older one) was shockingly hot for her time.  Not sure I'd vote for her, but I thought I'd give her a mention at least.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Jacob on December 16, 2015, 08:02:44 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2015, 08:00:52 PM
One of the Tsar Nicholas II's daughters (not Anastasia, an older one) was shockingly hot for her time.  Not sure I'd vote for her, but I thought I'd give her a mention at least.

Picture?
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Savonarola on December 16, 2015, 08:41:59 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 16, 2015, 06:35:44 PM
Louise Brooks  :worthy:

I was going to name her as my silent movie jest; but I thought Anna May Wong might draw out Ide if he's lurking.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 16, 2015, 08:59:50 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on December 16, 2015, 08:41:59 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 16, 2015, 06:35:44 PM
Louise Brooks  :worthy:

I was going to name her as my silent movie jest; but I thought Anna May Wong might draw out Ide if he's lurking.

I talked to him, he's just taking a break. He's done it before. He'll come back someday.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 16, 2015, 09:21:58 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on December 16, 2015, 08:41:59 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 16, 2015, 06:35:44 PM
Louise Brooks  :worthy:

I was going to name her as my silent movie jest; but I thought Anna May Wong might draw out Ide if he's lurking.
Jest, sir?  She's incredible.  I've had a thing for that flapper look she popularized for... a very, very long time.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Savonarola on December 16, 2015, 09:31:52 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 16, 2015, 09:21:58 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on December 16, 2015, 08:41:59 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 16, 2015, 06:35:44 PM
Louise Brooks  :worthy:

I was going to name her as my silent movie jest; but I thought Anna May Wong might draw out Ide if he's lurking.
Jest, sir?  She's incredible.  I've had a thing for that flapper look she popularized for... a very, very long time.

I don't care for the flat chested look favored by Hollywood for actresses in the 1920s; but I assumed everyone thought I was going to pick a silent era starlet, so I played along.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Valmy on December 16, 2015, 09:48:23 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2015, 08:00:52 PM
One of the Tsar Nicholas II's daughters (not Anastasia, an older one) was shockingly hot for her time.  Not sure I'd vote for her, but I thought I'd give her a mention at least.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.na.frozentears.org%2FBlog%2FAlexander.Palace.Reception03.png&hash=231d9334bfa8b769e39da03474d62894769eae24)

Olga, Tatiana, Maria, Anastasia

None look like they have big boobs :hmm:
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 09:50:50 PM
I've seen more flattering pics of them.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 16, 2015, 09:51:38 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on December 16, 2015, 09:31:52 PM
I don't care for the flat chested look favored by Hollywood for actresses in the 1920s; but I assumed everyone thought I was going to pick a silent era starlet, so I played along.
Fair enough.  Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman, and Keri Russell are three of my modern favorites.  I think I have a type. :lol:
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Valmy on December 16, 2015, 10:02:02 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 09:50:50 PM
I've seen more flattering pics of them.

True but I figured that was sufficient for Cal to identify the Romanov he was thinking of.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2015, 10:27:39 PM
2nd from left is pretty cute.
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Caliga on December 16, 2015, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2015, 10:02:02 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2015, 09:50:50 PM
I've seen more flattering pics of them.

True but I figured that was sufficient for Cal to identify the Romanov he was thinking of.
nope, try again
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2015, 11:26:37 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2015, 10:02:02 PM
True but I figured that was sufficient for Cal to identify the Romanov he was thinking of.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.saint-petersburg.com%2Fimages%2Ffamous-people%2Fcatherine-the-great%2Fcatherine-the-great.jpg&hash=3fc05a6cf8ad4c945fab8e4d4c0fa5f7aed61a6d)
Title: Re: Who's your dead celebrity crush?
Post by: Valmy on December 16, 2015, 11:59:43 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2015, 10:37:16 PM
nope, try again

Ok maybe a photo is not right. We need an artist's eye

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F36.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m32fwgxSsY1rrnekqo1_r1_1280.jpg&hash=fbf9cbc70b1f18243ebd325cb6d41d0d6cfa821a)