Here's a vacation adventure that ought to appeal to Languishites:
QuoteJoin Us on the "Conspira-Sea Cruise"!
Sail with Like-Minded Souls
in the Experience of a Lifetime.
Our "Conspira-Sea Cruise and Seminar-at-Sea" takes place right on our luxury cruise ship during our seven-day cruise, in conference rooms on the ship, and during our port calls in Mexico.
During this incredible, mind-blowing, truth-telling, spiritually enriching event, we will do our best to uncover the truth about things conspiratorial, including:
GMOs, Monsanto, bee colony collapse, ecology, global warming, climate change, fracking, HIV, autism, big pharma, medical suppression, vaccinations, flouridation, political corruption, government corruption, forbidden archeology, forbidden religion, Federal Reserve, truth about money, World Bank, IRS, strawman, property title, admiralty law, martial law, Bohemian Grove, Skull and Bones, JFK, cover-ups, September 11, Star Wars agenda, nuclear plants, chemtrails, HAARP, crop circles, IRS, MK-Ultra, Fukashima, NASA, NSA, Bilderbergs, sustainability, military industrial complex, pentagon, Waco, Malaysia 370, Pan Am 103, TWA 800, Gulf Oil Spill, Halliburton, Obama, Ruby Ridge, OK City, Vatican, New World Order, false flags, Montauk, privacy, surveillance, Area 51, Dulce, Project Rainbow, Nazi Bell, Vrill, U.S.S. Eldridge, Iron Mountain, psyops, population mangement, subliminal ads, Nibiru / Planet X, Cointel Pro, technology suppression, entity possession, electoral fraud, identity chips, 2nd amendment, and so much more.
Plus we will explore how to heal ourselves and others, and to attain self-mastery and greater integrity through:
Spirituality, meditation, affirmation, prayer, yoga, manifestation, self-development, holistic health, alternative lifestyles, organic foods, healthy living, wellness, self-sufficiency, prosperity, sustainability, freedom, human rights, discernment, wisdom, awakening, longevity, inner guidance, and inner peace.
The purpose of this cruise is NOT about being a victim of conspiracies. It is about taking back our power from corrupt and greedy institutions, attaining true self-authority, and realizing our genuine Self behind the masks. It is about discovering the truth, taking command of our lives, and attaining genuine inner realization.
This cruise will not only uncover the lies. It will show us the truth. As we dispell the darkness, and shine the light of wisdom, we enter the true light of consciousness.
http://www.divinetravels.com/ConspiraSeaCruise2016.html
I can't think of a better audience for this amazing experience than the one here. Sign up Languish, your cabin awaits! [Unless that too is a conspiracy :ph34r: ] If cruise lines can't save you from being a victim of greedy companies, who can?
The ship is primed to sink on high seas, right? RIGHT?
You don't seriously think Languishites would divulge the truth about said conspiracies, do you? We're all 11th grade Illuminati (except Tim and Raz, who failed to fill out the form).
Man I am only familiar with about a quarter of those conspiracies.
Quote from: Valmy on August 20, 2015, 02:54:28 PM
Man I am only familiar with about a quarter of those conspiracies.
Clearly, you have to sign up for the trip, and find out about the rest! :)
Eh that's alright. I hate cruises that are that structured.
IRS is on there twice. The sad thing is I know what they are talking about for most of them. For instance admiralty law has something to do with sovereign citizens.
Quote from: Norgy on August 20, 2015, 02:54:07 PM
You don't seriously think Languishites would divulge the truth about said conspiracies, do you? We're all 11th grade Illuminati (except Tim and Raz, who failed to fill out the form).
I could go on the trip and be the sanest person there. That would be a new experience. I guess this actually a philosophy experiment to see what happens if you actually have a "ship of fools".
You're no fool.
Quote from: Razgovory on August 20, 2015, 04:15:50 PM
Quote from: Norgy on August 20, 2015, 02:54:07 PM
You don't seriously think Languishites would divulge the truth about said conspiracies, do you? We're all 11th grade Illuminati (except Tim and Raz, who failed to fill out the form).
I could go on the trip and be the sanest person there. That would be a new experience. I guess this actually a philosophy experiment to see what happens if you actually have a "ship of fools".
Stuff like this is best for boosting your self esteem. For example, I was taken by a nerd married couple I am friends with to a fantasy/sci-fi con lately - I was the slimmest, most athletic, best dressed person in the crowd. :showoff:
The placing agency took me to bank today, and the bank people thought I was retarded and had me cut out printed letters for half an hour. This actually happened.
Hey Grumbler, you have nautical experience ... we should appoint you* captain on that cruise. You'd have a blast. :D
*Using our Illuminati powers, of course
So there's a "strawman conspiracy", according to these fellows. Might be popular around here? :P
Quote from: Malthus on August 20, 2015, 02:52:11 PM
During this incredible, mind-blowing, truth-telling, spiritually enriching event, we will do our best to uncover the truth about things conspiratorial, including:
GMOs, Monsanto, bee colony collapse, ecology, global warming, climate change, fracking, HIV, autism, big pharma, medical suppression, vaccinations, flouridation, political corruption, government corruption, forbidden archeology, forbidden religion, Federal Reserve, truth about money, World Bank, IRS, strawman, property title, admiralty law, martial law, Bohemian Grove, Skull and Bones, JFK, cover-ups, September 11, Star Wars agenda, nuclear plants, chemtrails, HAARP, crop circles, IRS, MK-Ultra, Fukashima, NASA, NSA, Bilderbergs, sustainability, military industrial complex, pentagon, Waco, Malaysia 370, Pan Am 103, TWA 800, Gulf Oil Spill, Halliburton, Obama, Ruby Ridge, OK City, Vatican, New World Order, false flags, Montauk, privacy, surveillance, Area 51, Dulce, Project Rainbow, Nazi Bell, Vrill, U.S.S. Eldridge, Iron Mountain, psyops, population mangement, subliminal ads, Nibiru / Planet X, Cointel Pro, technology suppression, entity possession, electoral fraud, identity chips, 2nd amendment, and so much more.
Man, I don't think my tiny sheeple mind could handle that much truth.
Nobody has mentioned the most important fact, namely the cost? The basic rate is US$1,279 per person, but it looks like they need two people per room, so the minimum is actually double that at US$2,558. Not to mention the room is an interior room, meaning it likely has four solid walls and no window. Add taxes and mandatory gratuity at US$351 for two and the total comes close to US$3k. Food is included but drinks are not. I can drink nothing but tap water (and have actually done that on a cruise ship), but it is kinda hard to avoid paying for the airtickets from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and back. Also must be added to the bill are all the costs associated with leaving the cruise ship at the various ports, and my experience is that those can be considerable.
That's not really the most important part.
Quote from: Razgovory on August 20, 2015, 08:16:39 PM
That's not really the most important part.
It is the most important part to us poors <_<
Quote from: Razgovory on August 20, 2015, 08:16:39 PM
That's not really the most important part.
Well it kind of is. Catering to paranoia is profitable.
Quote from: celedhring on August 20, 2015, 05:42:17 PM
So there's a "strawman conspiracy", according to these fellows. Might be popular around here? :P
Grumbler sees that one everywhere. :wacko:
Quote from: Monoriu on August 20, 2015, 08:29:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 20, 2015, 08:16:39 PM
That's not really the most important part.
It is the most important part to us poors <_<
If something is expensive but undesirable, then the cost is not the factor preventing you from doing it.
Quote from: Malthus on August 20, 2015, 04:58:58 PM
Hey Grumbler, you have nautical experience ... we should appoint you* captain on that cruise. You'd have a blast. :D
*Using our Illuminati powers, of course
For the money those guys make, I'd do it. I can fake crazy.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 20, 2015, 08:53:11 PM
Grumbler sees that one everywhere. :wacko:
Way to throw out the strawman argument. :rolleyes:
Some real pros and specialists in this cruise:
- Vaccination & Autism
Researcher
- Anti-Vaccine Activist
- Vaccination Whistleblower
:bleeding:
Flower child pensioners have to much money, share the wealth dudes and dudettes.
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on August 21, 2015, 01:35:15 AM
Some real pros and specialists in this cruise:
- Vaccination & Autism
Researcher
- Anti-Vaccine Activist
- Vaccination Whistleblower
:bleeding:
Jenny McCarthy is going on this cruise? Nice.
Hope all the anti-vaxxers get polio.
Wish I'd heard of this one when I wrote this feature on themed cruises. I covered Star Wars, Lord of The Rings, heavy metal and murder mystery cruises, among others. Keep your eye out for some very nerdy GoT and Star Wars references.
http://www.ship-technology.com/features/featuremaritime-mambas-music-and-murder-themed-holidays-launch-a-new-era-of-cruises-4369891/ (http://www.ship-technology.com/features/featuremaritime-mambas-music-and-murder-themed-holidays-launch-a-new-era-of-cruises-4369891/)
Quote from: grumbler on August 20, 2015, 09:15:24 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 20, 2015, 04:58:58 PM
Hey Grumbler, you have nautical experience ... we should appoint you* captain on that cruise. You'd have a blast. :D
*Using our Illuminati powers, of course
For the money those guys make, I'd do it. I can fake crazy.
We could have the world's first cruse ship powered entirely by the eye-rolling of its captain. ;)
Quote from: Brazen on August 21, 2015, 07:55:01 AM
Hope all the anti-vaxxers get polio.
Wish I'd heard of this one when I wrote this feature on themed cruises. I covered Star Wars, Lord of The Rings, heavy metal and murder mystery cruises, among others. Keep your eye out for some very nerdy GoT and Star Wars references.
http://www.ship-technology.com/features/featuremaritime-mambas-music-and-murder-themed-holidays-launch-a-new-era-of-cruises-4369891/ (http://www.ship-technology.com/features/featuremaritime-mambas-music-and-murder-themed-holidays-launch-a-new-era-of-cruises-4369891/)
Great article. I had no idea there was a whole trend. :D
My God. As if cruise ships were not insufferable enough already.
'Another cruise ship is coming to our town. Thousands of people dressed up like Obi Wan Kenobi wielding plastic light sabers with money to spend!
Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2015, 09:29:09 AM
Thousands of people dressed up like Obi Wan Kenobi wielding plastic light sabers with money to spend!
I rather suspect that in most places the last part of that sentence makes up for any amount of insanity implied by the first part. [/Mono] ;)
I am not a fan of cruises. The food is so-so at best. I can easily find much better food elsewhere. An endless supply of mediocre food isn't my thing. It is far too expensive, and I see too little. The room is tiny and the ship is too crowded. They keep telling me that the ship is huge but frankly it doesn't mean much. Most of the space is taken up by guest rooms, all but one is not accessible. A bigger ship just means more people will compete with me for the limited facilities.
It may however be the most comfortable way to see Antarctica though.
My aunt used to work as entertainment director for cruise ships. She's retired before she's 50 and she's the wealthiest in the family (not that it takes much).
She also married the ship's first officer. :lol:
Quote from: Syt on August 20, 2015, 02:53:31 PM
The ship is primed to sink on high seas, right? RIGHT?
I wonder how much it would cost to rent a Kilo from the Russians... :shifty:
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on August 21, 2015, 01:01:00 PM
Quote from: Syt on August 20, 2015, 02:53:31 PM
The ship is primed to sink on high seas, right? RIGHT?
I wonder how much it would cost to rent a Kilo from the Russians... :shifty:
If you have a kilo, that's intent to distribute.*
*distribute bodies all over the ocean floor.
A better destination than the Mexican Riviera would be the Bermuda Triangle.
How about Atlantis?
Quote from: Zanza on August 21, 2015, 01:19:05 PM
A better destination than the Mexican Riviera would be the Bermuda Triangle.
From LA? Couldn't do it in seven days.
You know little of the powers of the Illuminati.
Quote from: Norgy on August 21, 2015, 02:27:42 PM
You know little of the powers of the Illuminati.
We prefer it stay that way! :ph34r:
Quote from: Norgy on August 21, 2015, 02:27:42 PM
You know little of the powers of the Illuminati.
And you know little about the powers of the ship's engine room. :P
Quote from: celedhring on August 21, 2015, 11:01:49 AM
My aunt used to work as entertainment director for cruise ships. She's retired before she's 50 and she's the wealthiest in the family (not that it takes much).
She also married the ship's first officer. :lol:
straight from Loveboat I guess
Nuclear plants?