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Title: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 23, 2015, 10:20:16 PM
Yeah, good luck with that!  :lol:

What a bunch of rubes.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/06/vladimir-putin-texas-secession-119288.html#ixzz3dwiZEFdb

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Putin's Plot to Get Texas to Secede

For Moscow's right-wingers, payback means teaming up with a band of Texas secessionists.


By CASEY MICHEL

June 22, 2015


Nathan Smith, who styles himself the "foreign minister" for the Texas Nationalist Movement, appeared last Spring at a far-right confab in St. Petersburg, Russia. Despite roaming around in his cowboy hat, Smith managed to keep a low-key presence at the conference, which was dominated by fascists and neo-Nazis railing against Western decadence. But at least one Russian newspaper, Vzglyad, caught up with the American, noted that TNM is "hardly a marginal group,"and quoted Smith liberally on the excellent prospects for a partial breakup of the United States. Smith declared that the Texas National Movement has 250,000 supporters—including all the Texans currently serving in the U.S. Army—and they all "identify themselves first and foremost as Texans" but are being forced to remain Americans.  The United States, he added, "is not a democracy, but a dictatorship."  The Kremlin's famed troll farms took the interview and ran with it, with dozens of bots instantly tweeting about a "Free Texas."

For Russians, this was delicious payback. Since the breakup of the Soviet Union two decades ago, many Russians have come to blame the United States for their plight; a seething resentment over U.S. culpability in the loss of Russian national power is one of the reasons Vladimir Putin is so popular. It has only worsened since the United States has led an international effort to isolate and sanction Moscow over its annexation of Crimea and incursions into eastern Ukraine. Thus, over the past 15 months there has been a sudden, bizarro uptick of Russian interest in and around the American Southwest, most notably Texas, where secessionist sentiment never seems to entirely die out (TNM's predecessor group, the "Republic of Texas," disbanded after secessionist militants took hostages in 1997). In a rehash of the Soviet Union's fate, numerous Russian voices have taken to envisioning an American break-up, E Pluribus Unum in inverse—out of one, many.

Nor is Texas the lone region for which Russia has cast secessionist support since the Crimean seizure. Venice, Scotland, Catalonia—the Russian media have voiced fervent support for secession in all these Western allies. (Of course, Moscow's mantra—secession for thee, but not for me—means you'd be hard-pressed to find any Russian official offering support for Siberian, Tatar, or Chechen independence.) "Since the destabilization of the West is on Russia's agenda, they may try to reach out to the U.S. separatists," Anton Shekhovtsov, a researcher on Moscow's links to far-right movements in Europe, told me. Russia wants a "deepening of social divisions in the American society, destabilizing the internal political life." And certain Texans, rather than running from the taint of an authoritarian backing, have reciprocated.

As a political tack, none of this is completely new. Nearly a century ago, British codebreakers presented the American ambassador with a decrypted cable that came to be known as the Zimmermann Telegram, helping to cajole a recalcitrant United States into the Great War. And understandably so: In the deciphered text, German Foreign Minister Arthur Zimmermann alerted the Mexican government that, should the U.S. enter the war, "we shall give general financial support, and it is understood that Mexico is to reconquer her lost territory of New Mexico, Texas and Arizona."  President Woodrow Wilson's pledge to forgo war evaporated overnight.   

Just a few months ago, a cousin of the Zimmermann Telegram was delivered by a Russian government official, directed squarely at an American government once more waffling about military intervention in the European theater. The speaker of Chechnya's parliament, Dukuvakha Abdurakhmanov, warned that should the U.S. increase its supply of arms to Kyiv, "we will begin delivery of new weapons to Mexico" and "resume debate on the legal status of the territories annexed by the United States, which are now the U.S. states of California, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Colorado and Wyoming." As to the putative destination for the weapons, Abdurakhmanov cited unspecified "guerrillas." (Sealing his screed, Abdurakhmanov inexplicably cited Joe Biden as the creator of the current Ukrainian government.)

If his comment existed in a vacuum, Abdurakhmanov's histrionics could be laughed off, another sign of Moscow's ferment sapping logical discourse. Unfortunately, it doesn't.

It's unclear just how high up these propaganda efforts go in the Kremlin. But it can hardly be an accident that last December, in the midst of the ruble's parlous plummet, Russian President Vladimir Putin lashed out at putative Western hypocrisy. "As soon as they succeed in putting [our bear] on a chain, they will rip out his teeth and his claws," the president growled. "We have heard many times from officials that it's unfair that Siberia, with its immeasurable wealth, belongs entirely to Russia. Unfair, how do you like that? And grabbing Texas from Mexico was fair!" No matter that the U.S. never wrested Texas from Mexico. No matter that such annexation took place under the 19th-century aegis of expansion and empire. The parallels, to Putin, are too good to pass up.

Russian state media, of course, took the Crimea-as-Texas analogy and sprinted off with it. According to Sputnik, the ballot-by-bayonet "referendum" in Crimea saw its historical precedent in Texas. "If one accepts the current status of Texas despite its controversial origin story, then they are more than obliged to recognize the future status of Crimea," the outlet wrote. Again, if you overlook the reality that land grabs and forced annexations exist in a Victorian firmament, rather than a post-modern international order, then, sure, a faded parallel can emerge, but only if you squint past the prior 170 years of statecraft.


Casey Michel is a recent Master's graduate from Columbia University's Harriman Institute. His writing has appeared in the Atlantic, Foreign Policy, and Slate, and he can be followed on Twitter at @cjcmichel.

Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Martinus on June 24, 2015, 01:27:36 AM
Sounds like a good excuse to round up the secessionists and try them for treason. :contract:
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Josquius on June 24, 2015, 01:37:19 AM
I do recall Russian observers of the Scottish referendum moaning about it being I democratic and invalid... And cybernat idiots eating it up (Russia are the only ones willing to stand up to the media/corporate interest dominated west!!!1111)
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: garbon on June 24, 2015, 01:48:26 AM
Weird that article seems to allege this plot on no evidence. :hmm:
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: The Brain on June 24, 2015, 03:02:57 AM
QuoteHis writing has appeared in the Atlantic, Foreign Policy, and Slate, and he can be followed on Twitter

That explains it.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: FunkMonk on June 24, 2015, 08:01:00 AM
I have only one thing to say to the Russians:

Don't mess with Texas. 
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: KRonn on June 24, 2015, 12:44:27 PM
Smith managed to keep a low-key presence at the conference, which was dominated by fascists and neo-Nazis railing against Western decadence.

As opposed the kind of ISIS like society that groups like this would create. No thanks, I'll take broken, decadent democracy. 
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 02:53:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 24, 2015, 01:48:26 AM
Weird that article seems to allege this plot on no evidence. :hmm:

Yeah, all I'm seeing is they invited a crazy person over to Russia with a bunch of other crazy people.  It's like a world mental hospital mixer.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 04:04:02 PM
Wait somebody in the West has an opinion about Siberia? Putin is taking the joke too far. Not even Russians are stupid enough to believe that.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 04:04:02 PM
Wait somebody in the West has an opinion about Siberia? Putin is taking the joke too far. Not even Russians are stupid enough to believe that.

He must have seen Spellus twitter account or something.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 04:51:38 PM
This thread amuses me because when I was in college, some high level Russian guy (maybe he was Yeltsin's Foreign Minister? :hmm: ) came to speak to my Russian history class.  At the end of the lecture the professor opened the floor to questions and some disrespectful hippie bitch started berating him about Chechnya.  He actually countered with Texas, and said how if Texas decided to secede the federal government wouldn't just sit back and let it happen. :D
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 05:29:28 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 04:51:38 PM
He actually countered with Texas, and said how if Texas decided to secede the federal government wouldn't just sit back and let it happen. :D

So was he saying he would have no problem with mass murder of Texans? :(
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 05:35:16 PM
 :sleep:

The point he was trying to make was we wouldn't be cool with Texas just quitting the U S of A, so neither should we expect Russia to be cool with Chechnya just quitting Russia.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 05:43:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 05:35:16 PM
:sleep:

The point he was trying to make was we wouldn't be cool with Texas just quitting the U S of A, so neither should we expect Russia to be cool with Chechnya just quitting Russia.

I don't think anybody had a problem with Russia not being cool with Chechnya just quitting Russia but rather the way in which Russia expressed their lack of coolness with it. So it kind of sounded like either he was saying he would expect the USA to do identical things in Texas or that he would think the USA perfectly justified for doing so.

I mean nobody would have a problem for me not being cool with my wife cheating on me but they might have a problem with me killing her lover and his entire extended family, his friends, his business associates, and all his followers on twitter in response.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 05:46:22 PM
Putin would be ok with that response. :)
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 05:49:08 PM
And that's the thing the Russians don't understand.  Texans aren't an Ethnic group.  They are simply Americans who live in the state of Texas.  Russia is made up of various people's conquered by the Muscovites.  American territory is sparsely populated land that was settled by either people of one culture or small groups of people other cultures who aspired to be part of the larger American culture.  The closest analogy would be either Guam or Puerto Rico leaving the US which would be met with indifference.  At best it might have a temporary outrage like the US handover of the Panama Canal.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 24, 2015, 05:57:18 PM
Texans have a better claim to being an ethnic group than Albertans.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 06:02:51 PM
But less then Louisianans or Hawaiians.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 06:06:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 05:46:22 PM
Putin would be ok with that response. :)

:lol:
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 24, 2015, 06:11:01 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 06:02:51 PM
or Hawaiians.
What proportion of the population is native these days? Aren't the largest ethnic groups Filipinos,  Japanese and assorted whites in that order?
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2015, 06:14:12 PM
Hawaiians might be #1 by total mass.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: citizen k on June 24, 2015, 06:14:34 PM
I don't think it's ethnic so much as cultural. It's a Texas state of mind.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 06:16:16 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 06:06:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 05:46:22 PM
Putin would be ok with that response. :)

:lol:
Make sure you do it all barechested, though, and commit the murders with either poison umbrella tips, judo throws, or while riding a horse or shark. :showoff:
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 06:17:41 PM
Quote from: citizen k on June 24, 2015, 06:14:34 PM
I don't think it's ethnic so much as cultural. It's a Texas state of mind.
I know a lot of Texans and I've heard them joke about being a Texan before an American, but none of it is ever serious.  It's the same with Confederate stuff down here... people joke about it and damn Yankees, but nobody is ever serious about any of that shit.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: DGuller on June 24, 2015, 06:39:58 PM
Russians in general have an incredibly difficult time not viewing US through their own distorted prism.  They truly don't get it, even the KGB men whose job it is to rationally size up a potentially enemy and understand it.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 06:50:02 PM
I remember reading that KGB had perhaps the best intelligence gathering operation in the world, but one of the worst analyzing capabilities.  They were constantly looking for real decision making body in the US unable to to believe that Congress actually did pass the laws in the US.  Eventually they decided that the Masons controlled the US, functioning like communist Party did in the Soviet Union.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: viper37 on June 24, 2015, 07:13:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 05:43:16 PM
I mean nobody would have a problem for me not being cool with my wife cheating on me but they might have a problem with me killing her lover and his entire extended family, his friends, his business associates, and all his followers on twitter in response.
in some part of the world, it would be considered an extremely measured response.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: viper37 on June 24, 2015, 07:14:58 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 06:17:41 PM
Quote from: citizen k on June 24, 2015, 06:14:34 PM
I don't think it's ethnic so much as cultural. It's a Texas state of mind.
I know a lot of Texans and I've heard them joke about being a Texan before an American, but none of it is ever serious.  It's the same with Confederate stuff down here... people joke about it and damn Yankees, but nobody is ever serious about any of that shit.
there could also be a simpler difference. People are proud of being Texans, they may even consider themselves Texans first and will resist any covert plot of the Federal government to take over their lands (and guns) by staging military exercise in their State ;) , but, at the end of the day, they're just equally proud to be Americans.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Tonitrus on June 24, 2015, 07:18:51 PM
In fact, Texans will probably tell you that they are the most important Americans.  :P
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 07:31:48 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: DGuller on June 24, 2015, 07:33:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 06:50:02 PM
I remember reading that KGB had perhaps the best intelligence gathering operation in the world, but one of the worst analyzing capabilities.  They were constantly looking for real decision making body in the US unable to to believe that Congress actually did pass the laws in the US.  Eventually they decided that the Masons controlled the US, functioning like communist Party did in the Soviet Union.
My guess is that at the root of it, cynical people are unable to understand naive people.  They may take advantage of them, but they can't get inside their head and understand how they think.  And when it comes right down to it, Russians are the most cynical people in the world, while Americans are the most naive.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2015, 07:39:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 24, 2015, 07:33:37 PM
My guess is that at the root of it, cynical people are unable to understand naive people.  They may take advantage of them, but they can't get inside their head and understand how they think.  And when it comes right down to it, Russians are the most cynical people in the world, while Americans are the most naive.

I beg to differ.  After all, the EU's relations with the rest of the world is pretty much based on the notion that if other countries see them being nice they'll be moved in their hearts to be nice too.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Neil on June 24, 2015, 09:14:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 05:43:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 24, 2015, 05:35:16 PM
:sleep:

The point he was trying to make was we wouldn't be cool with Texas just quitting the U S of A, so neither should we expect Russia to be cool with Chechnya just quitting Russia.

I don't think anybody had a problem with Russia not being cool with Chechnya just quitting Russia but rather the way in which Russia expressed their lack of coolness with it. So it kind of sounded like either he was saying he would expect the USA to do identical things in Texas or that he would think the USA perfectly justified for doing so.

I mean nobody would have a problem for me not being cool with my wife cheating on me but they might have a problem with me killing her lover and his entire extended family, his friends, his business associates, and all his followers on twitter in response.
Last time Texas seceded, the US killed 2% of the population.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 24, 2015, 09:14:38 PM
Last time Texas seceded, the US killed 2% of the population.

We had it coming.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Neil on June 24, 2015, 10:01:00 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 24, 2015, 09:14:38 PM
Last time Texas seceded, the US killed 2% of the population.

We had it coming.
So do the Chechens.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Tonitrus on June 24, 2015, 10:16:09 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 24, 2015, 09:14:38 PM
Last time Texas seceded, the US killed 2% of the population.

We had it coming.

If we had only killed Texans, we would have gotten them all.  :(
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: ulmont on June 24, 2015, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 24, 2015, 06:39:58 PM
Russians in general have an incredibly difficult time not viewing US through their own distorted prism.  They truly don't get it, even the KGB men whose job it is to rationally size up a potentially enemy and understand it.

The US used to have the same problem.  IIRC every single analysis during the Cold War overestimated the Russians' capabilities.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: viper37 on June 24, 2015, 10:45:43 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 24, 2015, 07:18:51 PM
In fact, Texans will probably tell you that they are the most important Americans.  :P
they'll take over the US before they seceed?  sounds right :D
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 24, 2015, 10:54:15 PM
Quote from: ulmont on June 24, 2015, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 24, 2015, 06:39:58 PM
Russians in general have an incredibly difficult time not viewing US through their own distorted prism.  They truly don't get it, even the KGB men whose job it is to rationally size up a potentially enemy and understand it.

The US used to have the same problem.  IIRC every single analysis during the Cold War overestimated the Russians' capabilities.
The KGB didn't understand us does not mean they overestimated us, they could have underestimated us, which would be more dangerous.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 24, 2015, 07:33:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 24, 2015, 06:50:02 PM
I remember reading that KGB had perhaps the best intelligence gathering operation in the world, but one of the worst analyzing capabilities.  They were constantly looking for real decision making body in the US unable to to believe that Congress actually did pass the laws in the US.  Eventually they decided that the Masons controlled the US, functioning like communist Party did in the Soviet Union.
My guess is that at the root of it, cynical people are unable to understand naive people.  They may take advantage of them, but they can't get inside their head and understand how they think.  And when it comes right down to it, Russians are the most cynical people in the world, while Americans are the most naive.

I disagree.  Russians are paranoid more then anything else, and that makes them extremely gullible, (though paranoids would deny this).  If someone is paranoid they easily fall for anything that reinforces their belief.  I'll use a Russo-American as an example:  Orly Tate is Russian immigrant who believes that Obama was not born in this country.  So desperate for something that will reinforce this belief she purchased what she thought was his true birth certificate and happily displayed it the press, who immediately saw it as a fraud because it said Republic of Kenya a state that did not exist when Obama was born.  I suspect Russian leaders play on this same gullibility, the paradox that those who are the most suspicious are the most easily hoodwinked.  These Russians who pride them selves on  their cynicism will believe anything if it's wrapped up in a conspiracy involving the CIA or whatever boogie man they happen to fear no matter how absurd the story.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: The Brain on June 25, 2015, 02:14:36 AM
:yes: Being retarded doesn't make you cynical.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 25, 2015, 05:22:29 AM
Valmy is right about Houston. Strong chemical smell along I-10.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Razgovory on June 25, 2015, 09:00:45 AM
Quote from: Neil on June 24, 2015, 10:01:00 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 24, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 24, 2015, 09:14:38 PM
Last time Texas seceded, the US killed 2% of the population.

We had it coming.
So do the Chechens.

I admit, I never sympathized with the Chechens.  Back in the 1990's, I did read many articles sympathetic to their cause.  Still, they struck me as unpleasant murdering bastards back then.
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: Valmy on June 25, 2015, 09:02:53 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 25, 2015, 05:22:29 AM
Valmy is right about Houston. Strong chemical smell along I-10.

Thank you!
Title: Re: Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on June 25, 2015, 09:14:17 AM
Isn't there a big paper mill or some such in Houston that just reeks the whole place up (along with the refineries)?