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Title: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 12:01:57 AM
:cheers: :bbq:

Anyways, Spotify has done a per-state list of songs that are played significantly more often by their users on Independence Day than on other days:

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Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2014, 12:22:02 AM
lol, Maryland and David Bowie, surrounded by Lee Greenwood Teabaggers.  Love it.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 12:27:41 AM
God Bless the USA's a great song.

As ironic as America Fuck Yeah might be, Born in the U.S.A. is explicitly about America's complete failure from 1972-present. :lol:
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: garbon on July 04, 2014, 12:28:19 AM
Maine is probably Miley central.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 12:30:01 AM
Also I really hope no one noticed when I asked if these were the officially canonized songs of America as recognized by the state governments. :sadblush:  I don't know what happened.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: garbon on July 04, 2014, 12:32:10 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 12:27:41 AM
Are these officially recognized in any way?

Oh yeah, yes we can!
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 04, 2014, 12:39:49 AM
I prefer the battle of hymn of the republic.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Barrister on July 04, 2014, 12:48:06 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 04, 2014, 12:39:49 AM
I prefer the battle of hymn of the republic.

And I prefer Maple Leaf Forever.  What of it?
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 04, 2014, 01:02:16 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2014, 12:28:19 AM
Maine is probably Miley central.

And North Dakota. Though I suppose it has a surplus of young, horny dudes.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:06:00 AM
Come to think of it, I can't think of a patriotic German pop song. At least not a non-ironic one.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 04, 2014, 03:19:03 AM
Is it strange that I have never heard the Miley Cyrus song?


...Should I youtube it?   :ph34r:
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 04, 2014, 03:24:33 AM
It's a reasonably catchy little ditty. Video is nothing special.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 03:57:14 AM
Happy Independence Day yanks. I'll eat burgers tonight.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 04:29:36 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:06:00 AM
Come to think of it, I can't think of a patriotic German pop song. At least not a non-ironic one.

99 Luftballons.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Brazen on July 04, 2014, 04:42:55 AM
Congratulations on throwing off the shackles of British oppression.
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Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Viking on July 04, 2014, 06:00:14 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:06:00 AM
Come to think of it, I can't think of a patriotic German pop song. At least not a non-ironic one.

Lili Marleen?
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: celedhring on July 04, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Sandy is one of my favorite Springsteen songs, pleased to see it getting airplay on his turf.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Grey Fox on July 04, 2014, 08:13:20 AM
Yay and I even have a day off.


Not really, my kids are sick.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 04, 2014, 08:36:13 AM
NSFW warning for anybody stuck working today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

The map said I should do it.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2014, 08:40:15 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 12:27:41 AM
God Bless the USA's a great song.

The fuck it is, any you want to know why?  Because when they started playing it before the National Anthem at NFL games back in the late '80s it was the commercial endorsement, the very seedpod of Teabaggery bullshit.

It's fucking redneck noise, full of hatred. 

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm white
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
Like Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson and other Lost Cause Mythology while using code words for racism
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
With my Bushmaster AR15 swapped out with a 5.56 barrel and a modified lower receiver for full auto
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
as long as spic children from Central American humanitarian crises aren't allowed in to take our jobs and eat our food and shit, and what's with all these fucking Pakistanis at the Dunkin' Donuts anyway


Fuck Lee Greenwood.

QuoteAs ironic as America Fuck Yeah might be, Born in the U.S.A. is explicitly about America's complete failure from 1972-present. :lol:

America Fuck Yeah is just explicitly about America's complete failure from 9/11 on  :lol:

Los Federales are closed today, but I don't see it as a holiday as much as I'm losing 8 hours of pay.   Therefore I'm going to play a lot of Springsteen, because it used to be spending that much money was worth a blowjob, but not anymore, not with the costs of blowjobs rising beyond today's stagnated wages.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: garbon on July 04, 2014, 09:01:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 04, 2014, 03:24:33 AM
It's a reasonably catchy little ditty. Video is nothing special.

What P Wig said. I'm sad that because of it, I like a Miley Cyrus song. :blush:
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: viper37 on July 04, 2014, 09:24:01 AM
Let the fireworks begin!
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Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ed Anger on July 04, 2014, 09:27:41 AM
I thought about cooking on the grill today, but fuck it. I'm feeling lazy. The womenfolk can do all the work.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Josquius on July 04, 2014, 09:46:52 AM
You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour.
We do not forget.
Watch your back Canada beta. Watch your back!
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Jaron on July 04, 2014, 10:29:58 AM
Mormon Tabernacle Choir :wub:


Tonight I am going to see Miss Carrie Underwood :wub:

Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:05:28 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10527601_10154378816465078_4785437202459364629_n.png)
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 02:52:46 PM
 ^_^ Cute.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Malthus on July 04, 2014, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:06:00 AM
Come to think of it, I can't think of a patriotic German pop song. At least not a non-ironic one.

I guess the Horst Wessel Song is none too popular these days ...  :P
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 02:53:30 PM
Quote from: Brazen on July 04, 2014, 04:42:55 AM
Congratulations on throwing off the shackles of British oppression.

It was the principle of the thing.  We considered ourselves British and so should enjoy all the rights of other freeborn Britons, screw that 'virtual representation' noise.

Anyway I learned something new about the Revolution this year, the Howe brothers were Whigs and sympathetic to the Colonial cause with sure explained why they were so wimpy in prosecuting the war.  Like George B McClellan they just couldn't burn down the rebel cities and butcher the rebel soldiers.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 02:55:47 PM
I hate God Bless the USA.  Glad Texas has better taste than that.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: garbon on July 04, 2014, 02:59:02 PM
Texas + taste in a sentence? :unsure:
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 03:00:55 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:06:00 AM
Come to think of it, I can't think of a patriotic German pop song. At least not a non-ironic one.

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love Deutschland God bless the BRD

Seriously nothing even soccer themed?



Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 03:01:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2014, 02:59:02 PM
Texas + taste in a sentence? :unsure:

In our neighborhood?  You do realize our neighbors are Arkansas and Oklahoma.  We are the epitome of taste.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 04, 2014, 03:02:31 PM
Louisiana > Texas
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 03:03:13 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 02:53:30 PM
Quote from: Brazen on July 04, 2014, 04:42:55 AM
Congratulations on throwing off the shackles of British oppression.

It was the principle of the thing.  We considered ourselves British and so should enjoy all the rights of other freeborn Britons, screw that 'virtual representation' noise.

Anyway I learned something new about the Revolution this year, the Howe brothers were Whigs and sympathetic to the Colonial cause with sure explained why they were so wimpy in prosecuting the war.  Like George B McClellan they just couldn't burn down the rebel cities and butcher the rebel soldiers.

Losers.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Sheilbh on July 04, 2014, 07:09:13 PM
Happy 4th of July, yanks :)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Brt3xL4CIAEkTXc.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 07:14:07 PM
Now that was an American.  EPA, airpower, and loyalty to subordinates.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Sheilbh on July 04, 2014, 08:05:15 PM
I think it's the proposed hologram Nixon Memorial :mmm:
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 08:08:04 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 04, 2014, 08:05:15 PM
I think it's the proposed hologram Nixon Memorial :mmm:

Nightly fireworks!
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ed Anger on July 04, 2014, 08:24:09 PM
My new desktop. :wub:
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Scipio on July 04, 2014, 08:52:30 PM
I always listen to Bruce Springsteen's Independence Day.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ed Anger on July 04, 2014, 09:50:54 PM
Sweet Jesus, it sounds like Germans fired off the rail gun out there. Christ.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 10:41:09 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 04, 2014, 09:50:54 PM
Sweet Jesus, it sounds like Germans fired off the rail gun out there. Christ.

Henry started screamed 'the bad guys!' and started crying.  I had to work a bit to convince him the bad guys were not attacking us.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 10:48:13 PM
Who are the bad guys?  Terrorists?  Mexicans?  The RKKA?
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 04, 2014, 10:50:50 PM
Sooners, Aggies and Red Raiders.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 11:02:57 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 03:00:55 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:06:00 AM
Come to think of it, I can't think of a patriotic German pop song. At least not a non-ironic one.

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love Deutschland God bless the BRD

Seriously nothing even soccer themed?

There has been a tradition of "World Cup songs" of usually cringeworthy quality, but unless I misremember they would focus on the game/team/host country and not on national pride.

You will get local songs, though where people sing of their love for their home town/area (especially in sappy Schlager songs or Oompah Volksmusik).
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: derspiess on July 04, 2014, 11:26:43 PM
Celebrated the 4th with Mexicans. Good food and lots of fireworks balanced out the bad beer and music.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 01:22:48 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 04, 2014, 11:26:43 PM
Celebrated the 4th with Mexicans. Good food and lots of fireworks balanced out the bad beer and music.

I listened to that Mexican accordian stuff the whole time I was in Austin working a couple years back.  I'll admit I thought it was OK, but the downside is every single song sounds exactly the fucking same as every other fucking song.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Jaron on July 05, 2014, 01:38:43 AM
Carrie Underwood :wub:
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 05, 2014, 03:59:20 AM
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10513378_10154378963025078_6768189224429024883_n.png)
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 05, 2014, 08:38:20 AM
LOL, "Explosions and pussy"


America, fuck yeah.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Savonarola on July 05, 2014, 10:19:43 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:06:00 AM
Come to think of it, I can't think of a patriotic German pop song. At least not a non-ironic one.

Beppe Severgnini in "Ciao America" points out that it would be inconceivable for a German to sing "Back in Germany" (punctuated with the uh-huh-huh-oh-yeah! background singing) the way Chuck Berry sings "Back in the USA."  Americans, on the other hands, think nothing of it.  Of course he's glad he's livin' in the USA, no matter how many times we've had to jail him.   :cool:
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Valmy on July 05, 2014, 10:31:19 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 10:48:13 PM
Who are the bad guys?  Terrorists?  Mexicans?  The RKKA?

Cartoon bad guys.  Like Decepticons or something I guess.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Valmy on July 05, 2014, 10:36:22 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 04, 2014, 11:02:57 PM
You will get local songs, though where people sing of their love for their home town/area (especially in sappy Schlager songs or Oompah Volksmusik).

The sun shines bright on my Mecklenburg-Vorpommern home
Tis summer, die juden are gay
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Syt on July 05, 2014, 11:24:30 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 05, 2014, 10:36:22 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 04, 2014, 11:02:57 PM
You will get local songs, though where people sing of their love for their home town/area (especially in sappy Schlager songs or Oompah Volksmusik).

The sun shines bright on my Mecklenburg-Vorpommern home
Tis summer, die juden are gay

:P

Here's an example for my home state:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwgIhF2z1Q
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 01:04:47 PM
No Heimat schlager? I guess it's good news given the absolutely appalling level of this sub-genre of pop music.
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Valmy on July 05, 2014, 01:12:18 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 05, 2014, 11:24:30 AM
:P

Here's an example for my home state:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwgIhF2z1Q

That makes me want to go bayonet some Danes!
Title: Re: Happy 4th of July, you Yankee traitors to the Crown!
Post by: Ideologue on July 05, 2014, 03:49:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 05, 2014, 10:31:19 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 04, 2014, 10:48:13 PM
Who are the bad guys?  Terrorists?  Mexicans?  The RKKA?

Cartoon bad guys.  Like Decepticons or something I guess.

Mexicons.  They unite into Immigrator.