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Title: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: mongers on April 05, 2014, 10:04:56 AM
Not about DG, but what skills, useful or otherwise are you aware of other Languishites having?

Do we have enough together to build a RL 'community'?  :hmm:

Clearly people like 11B4V have a lot of useful skills and knowledge, our various high powered law-talkers can persuade a paraplegic donkey to walk again and Capt. Mal. has unusually 'developed' narcotic skills, but what about the rest of us?



edit:
I should add, I've reached the age were I now know I'm useless at the vast majority of things.  :bowler:

Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Razgovory on April 05, 2014, 10:26:08 AM
As far as I can tell I have no discernible talents or marketable skills.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 05, 2014, 10:26:51 AM
I can heat food.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: mongers on April 05, 2014, 10:32:34 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 05, 2014, 10:26:08 AM
As far as I can tell I have no discernible talents or marketable skills.

You could be an interviewer on the news.  :cool:
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 05, 2014, 10:41:25 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 05, 2014, 10:04:56 AM
Clearly people like 11B4V have a lot of useful skills and knowledge,

Yes, it is incredibly skillful to keep a rebuilt Dodge transmission spread out in the garage for 4 years.   :P
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: mongers on April 05, 2014, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 05, 2014, 10:41:25 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 05, 2014, 10:04:56 AM
Clearly people like 11B4V have a lot of useful skills and knowledge,

Yes, it is incredibly skillful to keep a rebuilt Dodge transmission spread out in the garage for 4 years.   :P

:D
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: DGuller on April 05, 2014, 10:58:53 AM
 :nelson:
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: The Brain on April 05, 2014, 11:00:29 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 05, 2014, 10:26:08 AM
As far as I can tell I have no discernible talents or marketable skills.

You have mad skills.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: The Brain on April 05, 2014, 11:00:56 AM
I have marketable skills. :)
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: mongers on April 05, 2014, 11:05:14 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 05, 2014, 11:00:56 AM
I have marketable skills. :)

Cattle market or general livestocks sales?
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: The Brain on April 05, 2014, 11:11:25 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 05, 2014, 11:05:14 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 05, 2014, 11:00:56 AM
I have marketable skills. :)

Cattle market or general livestocks sales?

I am a published nuclear physicist. Do I deserve this?
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Monoriu on April 05, 2014, 05:49:43 PM
I can use a microwave (reheat only).  I know how to refuel a car (but not how to change the oil).
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Sheilbh on April 05, 2014, 06:55:59 PM
AmScip can cook.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: dps on April 05, 2014, 08:05:15 PM
I think that several of us can cook.  To build a RL community, that would be a very useful thing, though its utility would be increased if any of us could farm or hunt worth a dang.  I think that some of us do do some hunting, but I have no idea if any of us are actually good at it.  And AFAIK, we don't have any farmers.  (I think someone (PDH?) once mentioned something about helping with his father's farm, but I figured he meant he was going to do the bookkeeping or somesuch, not actually grow food,
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: alfred russel on April 05, 2014, 08:09:29 PM
Am I the best distance runner, at least right now and among active participants?

There is good competition for best cyclist. Maladict? PDH? Mongers?

Even though I'm not so experienced and generally suck, am I the best mountain climber? Or does Zanza have me beat?  :ph34r:

There are a few accountants. We could have an accounting-off to determine the best accountant, but that might drive some of our less stable posters to suicide.

The best lawyer has even more competition. So does the best gay.

Some things are easy to identify who is best. Meri is the best mom. Brazen the best journalist. PDH the best college instructor. Katmai the best cameraman. Brain the best nuclear physicist.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: DGuller on April 05, 2014, 08:11:06 PM
 :hmm: Who's the best actuary?
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: alfred russel on April 05, 2014, 08:13:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 05, 2014, 08:11:06 PM
:hmm: Who's the best actuary?

I think you are the only one here, so there is a strong case it is you.

HOWEVER, I passed the first two exams. My pass rate on actuarial exams is 2/2, 100%. What is your pass rate?  :P :P :P
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Ed Anger on April 05, 2014, 08:13:49 PM
ZING
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: 11B4V on April 05, 2014, 08:18:15 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 05, 2014, 10:04:56 AM
Not about DG, but what skills, useful or otherwise are you aware of other Languishites having?

Do we have enough together to build a RL 'community'?  :hmm:



Why would we start a reloading community?
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: 11B4V on April 05, 2014, 08:19:41 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 05, 2014, 10:41:25 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 05, 2014, 10:04:56 AM
Clearly people like 11B4V have a lot of useful skills and knowledge,

Yes, it is incredibly skillful to keep a rebuilt Dodge transmission spread out in the garage for 4 years.   :P

:mad: Not the tranmission, the whole R/T is tore apart.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Ed Anger on April 05, 2014, 08:20:38 PM
I for one, wouldn't want to live within a hundred miles of you people.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: dps on April 05, 2014, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 05, 2014, 08:20:38 PM
I for one, wouldn't want to live within a hundred miles of you people.

Your death can be easily arranged.  We have plenty of posters here who know how to kill people.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: DGuller on April 05, 2014, 08:25:54 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 05, 2014, 08:13:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 05, 2014, 08:11:06 PM
:hmm: Who's the best actuary?

I think you are the only one here, so there is a strong case it is you.

HOWEVER, I passed the first two exams. My pass rate on actuarial exams is 2/2, 100%. What is your pass rate?  :P :P :P
:mad: For the first 2 exams, it is also 100%.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Ed Anger on April 05, 2014, 08:29:41 PM
Quote from: dps on April 05, 2014, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 05, 2014, 08:20:38 PM
I for one, wouldn't want to live within a hundred miles of you people.

Your death can be easily arranged.  We have plenty of posters here who know how to kill people.

Please, pickaxing sheep in Minecraft doesn't count.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Razgovory on April 05, 2014, 09:08:30 PM
Quote from: dps on April 05, 2014, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 05, 2014, 08:20:38 PM
I for one, wouldn't want to live within a hundred miles of you people.

Your death can be easily arranged.  We have plenty of posters here who know how to kill people.

Oh, I don't know, it's been a long time since I really, really hurt someone.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 05, 2014, 10:31:44 PM
My skills are mimicry, some technical abilities in music, good knowledge of computers (parts as well as using them), and being a persistent asshole- which is actually a professional skill in my line of work.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: DGuller on April 05, 2014, 11:04:32 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on April 05, 2014, 10:31:44 PM
My skills are mimicry, some technical abilities in music, good knowledge of computers (parts as well as using them), and being a persistent asshole- which is actually a professional skill in my line of work.
:hmm: That is a much, much shorter list than I expected.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Pedrito on April 06, 2014, 03:05:08 AM
Edited for TBR Sanctity?

I have superficial knowledge of plumbing, farming, tending grapes, carpentry and lots of other DIY works.

L.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Iormlund on April 06, 2014, 07:53:36 AM
I can put people out of a job. :)
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 06, 2014, 09:06:13 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 05, 2014, 08:19:41 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 05, 2014, 10:41:25 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 05, 2014, 10:04:56 AM
Clearly people like 11B4V have a lot of useful skills and knowledge,

Yes, it is incredibly skillful to keep a rebuilt Dodge transmission spread out in the garage for 4 years.   :P

:mad: Not the tranmission, the whole R/T is tore apart.

At least we know you're the one wearing the pants in the family, as any other man would've been forced by the Missus to clean it all up by now.  :P
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Barrister on April 06, 2014, 10:03:10 AM
I'm the best one on languish at putting people in gaol.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Razgovory on April 06, 2014, 11:38:59 AM
That may be very useful if Ide joins our community.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Iormlund on April 06, 2014, 02:42:40 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: DGuller on April 06, 2014, 02:43:59 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 06, 2014, 11:38:59 AM
That may be very useful if Ide joins our community.
:pinch:
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Ed Anger on April 06, 2014, 02:45:59 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 06, 2014, 02:43:59 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 06, 2014, 11:38:59 AM
That may be very useful if Ide joins our community.
:pinch:

Because we know you're getting mugged.
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Maladict on April 07, 2014, 04:58:00 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 05, 2014, 08:09:29 PM

There is good competition for best cyclist. Maladict? PDH? Mongers?


Cycling is a skill? :unsure:
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: Monoriu on April 07, 2014, 05:06:56 AM
Quote from: Maladict on April 07, 2014, 04:58:00 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 05, 2014, 08:09:29 PM

There is good competition for best cyclist. Maladict? PDH? Mongers?


Cycling is a skill? :unsure:

I have yet to acquire this skill  :blush:

Unless there are more than 2 wheels involved :contract:
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 07, 2014, 05:57:58 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 05, 2014, 11:04:32 PM
:hmm: That is a much, much shorter list than I expected.

The other stuff I file under common sense. :contract:
Title: Re: The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.
Post by: katmai on April 07, 2014, 06:12:34 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on April 06, 2014, 03:05:08 AM
Edited for TBR Sanctity?

I have superficial knowledge of plumbing, farming, tending grapes, carpentry and lots of other DIY works.

L.
yeah I've done plumbing, carpentry and wired a house before. Not sure how my work experience skills would relate to any dysfunctional group this ragtag misfits would be.