The DG Skills Set Audit Thread.

[mongers]

Not about DG, but what skills, useful or otherwise are you aware of other Languishites having?

Do we have enough together to build a RL 'community'? 

Clearly people like 11B4V have a lot of useful skills and knowledge, our various high powered law-talkers can persuade a paraplegic donkey to walk again and Capt. Mal. has unusually 'developed' narcotic skills, but what about the rest of us?



edit:
I should add, I've reached the age were I now know I'm useless at the vast majority of things. 

[Razgovory]

As far as I can tell I have no discernible talents or marketable skills.

[Eddie Teach]

I can heat food.

[mongers]

As far as I can tell I have no discernible talents or marketable skills.

You could be an interviewer on the news. 

[CountDeMoney]

Clearly people like 11B4V have a lot of useful skills and knowledge,

Yes, it is incredibly skillful to keep a rebuilt Dodge transmission spread out in the garage for 4 years.   

[mongers]

Clearly people like 11B4V have a lot of useful skills and knowledge,

Yes, it is incredibly skillful to keep a rebuilt Dodge transmission spread out in the garage for 4 years.   

[DGuller]

 

[The Brain]

As far as I can tell I have no discernible talents or marketable skills.

You have mad skills.

[The Brain]

I have marketable skills.

[mongers]

I have marketable skills.

Cattle market or general livestocks sales?

[The Brain]

I have marketable skills.

Cattle market or general livestocks sales?

I am a published nuclear physicist. Do I deserve this?

[Monoriu]

I can use a microwave (reheat only).  I know how to refuel a car (but not how to change the oil).

[Sheilbh]

AmScip can cook.

[dps]

I think that several of us can cook.  To build a RL community, that would be a very useful thing, though its utility would be increased if any of us could farm or hunt worth a dang.  I think that some of us do do some hunting, but I have no idea if any of us are actually good at it.  And AFAIK, we don't have any farmers.  (I think someone (PDH?) once mentioned something about helping with his father's farm, but I figured he meant he was going to do the bookkeeping or somesuch, not actually grow food,

[alfred russel]

Am I the best distance runner, at least right now and among active participants?

There is good competition for best cyclist. Maladict? PDH? Mongers?

Even though I'm not so experienced and generally suck, am I the best mountain climber? Or does Zanza have me beat? 

There are a few accountants. We could have an accounting-off to determine the best accountant, but that might drive some of our less stable posters to suicide.

The best lawyer has even more competition. So does the best gay.

Some things are easy to identify who is best. Meri is the best mom. Brazen the best journalist. PDH the best college instructor. Katmai the best cameraman. Brain the best nuclear physicist.