QuoteNFL Point Spreads For Week 12 - Week Twelve NFL Football Point Spread - NFL Spreads 11/21 - 11/25, 2013
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
11/21 8:25 ET New Orleans -8 At Atlanta
11/24 1:00 ET At Detroit -9 Tampa Bay
11/24 1:00 ET At Houston -10 Jacksonville
11/24 1:00 ET At Green Bay -4.5 Minnesota
11/24 1:00 ET At Kansas City -5 San Diego
11/24 1:00 ET Carolina -4.5 At Miami
11/24 1:00 ET At Cleveland -2 Pittsburgh
11/24 1:00 ET At St. Louis -1.5 Chicago
11/24 1:00 ET At Baltimore -3.5 NY Jets
11/24 4:05 ET Tennessee -1 At Oakland
11/24 4:05 ET At Arizona -2 Indianapolis
11/24 4:25 ET At NY Giants -2.5 Dallas
11/24 8:30 ET Denver -2.5 At New England
Monday Night Football Point Spread
11/25 8:40 ET San Francisco -6 At Washington
Nobody, but the Saints got a bullshit roughing the passer call in the 1st quarter.
First time I've ever seen a kicker iced successfully with a time out. Not that it would have made any difference. Gotta go for it with 2 minutes to play down 4.
Quote from: Scipio on November 21, 2013, 11:36:24 PM
Nobody, but the Saints got a bullshit roughing the passer call in the 1st quarter.
Akiem Hicks is probably going to get a fine for that no-called sack.
After looking at the lineups this week, I'd rather watch a test pattern than what is available locally.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 24, 2013, 09:18:48 AM
After looking at the lineups this week, I'd rather watch a test pattern than what is available locally.
It's still football, FFS.
Quote from: derspiess on November 24, 2013, 11:32:43 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 24, 2013, 09:18:48 AM
After looking at the lineups this week, I'd rather watch a test pattern than what is available locally.
It's still football, FFS.
The NFL is starting to bore me. The over analysis and fantasy football fags grind my gears.
Now go back to the film development room and finish processing those Mike Brown nudes.
Don't talk about nudes, please. I think I told you I once walked in unexpectedly on a nude John Cooper at training camp. Still trying to get that image out of my mind.
:lol:
J-E-S-T
Phillip Rivers sure does bitch about calls a lot.
Maybe the NFL should institute a basketball style technical for mouthing off too much at the refs.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 24, 2013, 03:27:22 PM
Phillip Rivers sure does bitch about calls a lot.
Maybe the NFL should institute a basketball style technical for mouthing off too much at the refs.
That would hurt Tom Brady's feelings.
Rivers is always a whiny bitch. Apparently, he's a nice enough guy off the field, but he's got a very punchable whiny face.
I have very little issue with stamping your feet or yelling "bad call ref" after you've been flagged; where I think it crosses the line is when people like Rivers stick their head in the refs' conference huddles, keep yammering away the whole time, and won't let the refs do their job.
Quote from: Neil on November 24, 2013, 04:17:23 PM
Rivers is always a whiny bitch. Apparently, he's a nice enough guy off the field, but he's got a very punchable whiny face.
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Ultracompetitive jerks are often jerks in competitive situations.
Yay #1 pick!
Oh.
Have to be out of high school for 3 years to be eligible.
Johnny Manziel Will NOT be the first pick.
Isn't he a midget? Tough for runty college QBs to make it in the NFL.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 24, 2013, 10:04:40 PM
Isn't he a midget? Tough for runty college QBs to make it in the NFL.
Mainly because of politics. That's the kind of thinking that benches Doug Flutie for Rob Johnson. Russell Wilson can play, and he's pretty short. Jeff Garcia wasn't a big guy. Vick is only 6 feet tall.
Nah, it's not just height. There were concerns about his arm strength and whether he can play in a pro style offense even before he proved how completely mentally retarded he is in the last off season.
Oh for Godsake people I was just trying to give MBM a heart attack :P
Doesn't matter to me. They don't take him, cool. If they do, I wouldn't need Sunday Ticket to watch an NFL LB crush his dreams the first time he tries his usual running around bullshit. :)
God Wes Welker makes a lot of dumb plays for someone so allegedly good.
Quote from: sbr on November 25, 2013, 12:20:51 AM
God Wes Welker makes a lot of dumb plays for someone so allegedly good.
What did he do now?
Man the Broncos did all they could to make sure New England won that one.
Quote from: Neil on November 25, 2013, 12:25:00 AM
What did he do now?
He waived off his punt return blockers after the ball had already conked one in the head. Fumble, recovered by the Pats.
lol.
Still, it's too bad that the Cheatriots won. Still, they're not a threat to anybody in the playoffs.
WHOOOOO!!! YEEAAAHHHH!!!! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
That was an excruciatingly exciting game. I was so up and down during that over time, alternately convinced we would win or lose like half a dozen different times.
Raiders are so terrible they drive a woman to jump off the third deck of the coliseum! :o
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_24593320/woman-jumps-from-third-deck-coliseum
QuoteOakland: Woman jumps from Coliseum's third deck
By David DeBolt
[email protected]
Posted: 11/24/2013 06:19:26 PM PST | Updated: a day ago
OAKLAND -- A woman was clinging to life after jumping from the third deck of the Coliseum following Sunday's Raiders game, authorities said.
But her life, as of late Sunday, appears to have been saved by a good Samaritan who pleaded with her not to jump and broke her 45-foot fall when she did, according to Sgt. J.D. Nelson of the Alameda County Sheriff's Office. That man, who was also injured, tried to catch her, Nelson said.
"He saved her life quite honestly, at his own expense," Nelson said outside the Coliseum on Sunday night. "This guy 100 percent saved her life. She'd be dead now."
The tense, brief standoff began around 4:30 p.m., 15 minutes after the end of the game in which Oakland lost 23-19 to the Tennessee Titans, authorities said.
The 61-year-old Stockton man, a Marine Corps veteran, was on the second deck concourse level when he noticed the woman above, and repeatedly shouted, "don't do it," Nelson said.
But she jumped to the concourse below. The woman, who has not been identified, was taken to the hospital with critical injuries. She had gone to the west upper deck seating area in a section covered by a tarp, police said, and it appeared she was alone before she jumped.
The injured man was taken to the hospital with serious injuries, but was conscious and talking and is expected to survive, police said.
Nelson visited the man, a lifelong Raiders fan, in the hospital Sunday evening, and described him as a "hero."
"He just couldn't imagine having people see that," Nelson said. "He said it was a reaction. Even now, at the hospital he's very concerned about her. He's a real compassionate person.
"Raider fans get a bad reputation, yet here's this guy that went way over and above what most people would do to try and save this woman," Nelson said.
There have been two incidents in the last year of fans falling from the Oakland Coliseum and Candlestick Park. In September, a man died from a fall off the Jamestown pedestrian walkway outside Candlestick Park, and last December, a teenager was seriously injured when he fell from the third deck of the Coliseum.
Needs to be a Languish modding rule: you can't comment in NFL threads if you're in Asia. Needs to be enforced.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 25, 2013, 08:18:43 AM
Needs to be a Languish modding rule: you can't comment in NFL threads if you're in Asia. Needs to be enforced.
or in your childhood home basement. I think that's a fair trade-off.
My childhood home didn't have a basement. Now go fuck your PBrady-pal Timmay in the face, SVP.
Whine, whine.
Fuck the Pats, go Manning.
SON OF A
QuoteThe Ravens will wear their black jerseys with black pants for the first time this season in Thursday night's primetime game against the Pittsburgh Steelers, according to the team's website.
The Ravens wore their black jerseys with white pants on Oct. 13 against the Green Bay Packers. NFL teams are permitted to wear their alternate jerseys twice each season.
It's the second straight year the Ravens will wear black for their home game against the rival Steelers. The Ravens also wore black uniforms the last time they played on Thanksgiving night, two years ago against the San Francisco 49ers.
They are 10-5 all-time in black jerseys.
I guess I'll be pulling for a tie in that game.
Brandon Browner, you fucking idiot. Suspended a year (and likely done as a Seahawk) because he couldn't give up pot. He's the second cornerback to be suspended for smoking pot in as many weeks. :rolleyes:
Cornerback is a nerve wracking job.
Probably doesn't help that marijuana is legal under Washington law.
Right, I forgot about that.
You ripping the death's head bong at lunch Kleves?
Wonder if legalization will lead the NFL to reconsider that part of their substance abuse policy. Sort of stupid to have pot on the proscribed list.
As long as the Feds says it's illegal the nfl would have to too. Can you imagine the recruiting advance the seachickens and Broncos would get if it went by state laws?
Neil, the Flacco-Haters have been out in force the last couple weeks on local sports radio; despite shitty OL play, no running game, and inconsistent receivers, this season is all his fault.
He's mailing it in now that he's rich, he's a fraudulent quarterback, he's regressed, etc.
One guy actually tried to extrapolate exactly how many free agents the Ravens would be able to sign over the next 2 years if they let Tyrod Taylor run the option before they hung up on him. :lol:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 26, 2013, 08:15:28 PM
Neil, the Flacco-Haters have been out in force the last couple weeks on local sports radio; despite shitty OL play, no running game, and inconsistent receivers, this season is all his fault.
He's mailing it in now that he's rich, he's a fraudulent quarterback, he's regressed, etc.
One guy actually tried to extrapolate exactly how many free agents the Ravens would be able to sign over the next 2 years if they let Tyrod Taylor run the option before they hung up on him. :lol:
:lol:
People who call in are the lowest of the low.
BTW: All blacks? What in the hell are they thinking? Failure hangs off that uniform like a Steeler fan's slack jaw hangs off their face.
The schedules of the "contenders" for the 6th seed of the AFC :yucky:
Jets --- Dolphins Raiders @Panthers Browns @Dolphins
Dolphins --- @Jets @Steelers Patriots @Bills Jets
Steelers --- @Ravens Dolphins Bengals @Packers Browns
Ravens --- Steelers Vikings @Lions Patriots @Bengals
Titans --- @Colts @Broncos Cardinals @Jaguars Texans
Chargers --- Bengals Giants @Broncos Raiders Chiefs
EDIT: I'm going to root for this possibility I saw on Something Awful! :lol:
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Quote6th Seed - Oakland
Wins tie break over Jacksonville based on head-to-head win percentage.
Wins tie break over Buffalo and Cleveland based on best win percentage in conference games.
Division tie break was initially used to eliminate Miami (Buffalo wins tie break over Miami and NY Jets based on head-to-head win percentage).
Division tie break was initially used to eliminate NY Jets (Buffalo wins tie break over Miami and NY Jets based on head-to-head win percentage).
Division tie break was initially used to eliminate San Diego (Oakland wins tie break over San Diego based on head-to-head win percentage).
Division tie break was initially used to eliminate Pittsburgh (Cleveland wins tie break over Baltimore based on best win percentage in common games wins tie break over Pittsburgh based on best win percentage in division games).
Division tie break was initially used to eliminate Baltimore (Cleveland wins tie break over Baltimore based on best win percentage in common games wins tie break over Pittsburgh based on best win percentage in division games).
Division tie break was initially used to eliminate Tennessee (Jacksonville wins tie break over Houston based on best win percentage in division games wins tie break over Tennessee based on head-to-head win percentage).
Division tie break was initially used to eliminate Houston (Jacksonville wins tie break over Houston based on best win percentage in division games wins tie break over Tennessee based on head-to-head win percentage).
I doubt that all those teams finish 6-10.
Houston couldn't finish 6-10 if they were spotted 10 points to start every game.
Quote from: Neil on November 27, 2013, 09:10:08 AM
I doubt that all those teams finish 6-10.
Duh, but 11 teams ending the season tied at 6-10 would be hilarious.
I miss seeing all those teams with 4-6 records.
I know some people are saying the Chargers pick up the 6th playoff spot, but I'm thinking it's gonna come from the AFC North. Seems like like either the Steelers or Ravens have a late season surge in them and will end up at 9-7.
Indy is predicted to go 1-4? :huh:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 27, 2013, 04:09:41 PM
Indy is predicted to go 1-4? :huh:
By whom? I'd say 2-3 is possible. Also possible that they wake up as their owner has demanded, I guess.
edit: oops, didn't see TIMMAY's chart he added in.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 27, 2013, 04:09:41 PM
Indy is predicted to go 1-4? :huh:
No, this is merely the most ridiculous result currently possible.
I just can't see the Chargers making the playoffs. Sure, Rivers can throw it around, but they're just so soft and cowardly...
Quote from: Neil on November 27, 2013, 08:44:58 PM
I just can't see the Chargers making the playoffs. Sure, Rivers can throw it around, but they're just so soft and cowardly...
Years under Norv will do that :weep:
Quote from: Neil on November 27, 2013, 08:44:58 PM
I just can't see the Chargers making the playoffs. Sure, Rivers can throw it around, but they're just so soft and cowardly...
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