Did you hear about the vegatarian zombies? They wander around moaning, "Beeaanss".
:frusty:
Beans have a lot of good protein in 'em.
In Ide's case, it's "Reeesssesss."
The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months. They're simply too fattening. :(
Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.
What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?
Quote from: Ideologue on November 03, 2013, 11:28:37 PM
The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months. They're simply too fattening. :(
Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some. It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. :P
Quote from: Siege on November 03, 2013, 11:30:35 PM
Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.
What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?
Yep. I mean, considering how far it's going to be between operational gas stations, the Road Warrior should probably get some decent mileage. ;)
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2013, 11:31:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 03, 2013, 11:28:37 PM
The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months. They're simply too fattening. :(
Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some. It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. :P
Really. Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?
Grow up.
Quote from: Siege on November 03, 2013, 11:30:35 PM
Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.
What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?
It was called Beyond Thunderdome. :P
Quote from: Captain CarrotStare at a few fat chicks after eating some. It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. :P
Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some. It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. :P[/quote]
I'm not really like that. :(
Quote from: Barrister on November 03, 2013, 11:33:14 PM
Really. Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?
Grow up.
Because Languish is truly the bastion of intellectual conversations about smart things like "needs implants," "too old, too fat," and damn near anything Ed posts. :rolleyes:
Quote from: dps on November 03, 2013, 11:16:57 PM
Did you hear about the vegatarian zombies? They wander around moaning, "Beeaanss".
That's a relief.
How about the hipster foodie zombies? They go around moaning "maaaaains."
Farmer zombie? "Graaaaains."
Zombie fans of Steve Reich? "It's gon' raaaaaain."
Ooh! Oooh! :w00t:
katmai zombie: "laaaard"
Zombie Billy Mays!
Staaaaains
Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here
What about Zombie Brain?
Quote from: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 01:42:51 AM
Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here
Depends. If he's at a gas station with a broaster:
Wiiiiings
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 04, 2013, 01:21:33 AM
Quote from: Barrister on November 03, 2013, 11:33:14 PM
Really. Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?
Grow up.
Because Languish is truly the bastion of intellectual conversations about smart things like "needs implants," "too old, too fat," and damn near anything Ed posts. :rolleyes:
As if Cal (who hasn't said "needs implants" for at least a decade), Seige, and Ed, don't receive near-constant criticism.
What do we want? Brain!
When do we want it? Brain!
Quote from: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 01:42:51 AM
Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here
MAH BRAINZ
What is sticky and brown ?
.... A stick.
What's brown, steamy and comes out of cowes?
.... The Isle of Wight ferry.
Best thread ever.
Don't worry, Obamacare will provide affordable medical care to all zombies regardless of political affiliation.
It will cover flesh decay among other things.
Not sure if it will cover dental, though.
Ask for dental.
Siegy needs mental, not dental.
How can you tell the diference between mental and dental?
Quote from: Siege on November 04, 2013, 11:10:07 PM
How can you tell the diference between mental and dental?
If you have your foot in your mouth and don't realize it, that's mental.
If you have your mouth wrapped around your foot and don't realize it, that's dental.
Quote from: Siege on November 03, 2013, 11:30:35 PM
Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.
What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?
They never were your zombies.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2013, 11:24:27 PM
In Ide's case, it's "Reeesssesss."
REEZEES PEEZEES BOFF
Nobody here will get that but me. I'm ok with that. :)
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 04, 2013, 01:43:56 AM
Wiiiiings
I only like boneless wings. Someone needs to get rid of the bones for me first. Gnawing on bones is something only hyenas and poor people should be doing. EXCEPTION: Ribs. :mmm: