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Title: A joke
Post by: dps on November 03, 2013, 11:16:57 PM
Did you hear about the vegatarian zombies?  They wander around moaning, "Beeaanss".
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Barrister on November 03, 2013, 11:22:42 PM
:frusty:
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Ideologue on November 03, 2013, 11:23:31 PM
Beans have a lot of good protein in 'em.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2013, 11:24:27 PM
In Ide's case, it's "Reeesssesss."
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Ideologue on November 03, 2013, 11:28:37 PM
The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months.  They're simply too fattening. :(
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Siege on November 03, 2013, 11:30:35 PM
Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.

What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?

Title: Re: A joke
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2013, 11:31:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 03, 2013, 11:28:37 PM
The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months.  They're simply too fattening. :(

Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some.  It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. :P
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2013, 11:32:05 PM
Quote from: Siege on November 03, 2013, 11:30:35 PM
Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.

What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?

Yep.  I mean, considering how far it's going to be between operational gas stations, the Road Warrior should probably get some decent mileage. ;)
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Barrister on November 03, 2013, 11:33:14 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2013, 11:31:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 03, 2013, 11:28:37 PM
The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months.  They're simply too fattening. :(

Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some.  It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. :P

Really.  Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?

Grow up.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Ideologue on November 03, 2013, 11:34:36 PM
Quote from: Siege on November 03, 2013, 11:30:35 PM
Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.

What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?

It was called Beyond Thunderdome. :P

Quote from: Captain CarrotStare at a few fat chicks after eating some.  It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. :P
Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some.  It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. :P[/quote]

I'm not really like that. :(
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 04, 2013, 01:21:33 AM
Quote from: Barrister on November 03, 2013, 11:33:14 PM
Really.  Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?

Grow up.

Because Languish is truly the bastion of intellectual conversations about smart things like "needs implants," "too old, too fat," and damn near anything Ed posts. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 01:22:12 AM
Quote from: dps on November 03, 2013, 11:16:57 PM
Did you hear about the vegatarian zombies?  They wander around moaning, "Beeaanss".

That's a relief.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 04, 2013, 01:31:23 AM
How about the hipster foodie zombies?  They go around moaning "maaaaains."

Farmer zombie?  "Graaaaains."

Zombie fans of Steve Reich?  "It's gon' raaaaaain."
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 01:32:48 AM
Ooh! Oooh! :w00t:

katmai zombie: "laaaard"
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 04, 2013, 01:41:33 AM
Zombie Billy Mays!

Staaaaains
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 01:42:51 AM
Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: katmai on November 04, 2013, 01:43:45 AM
What about Zombie Brain?
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 04, 2013, 01:43:56 AM
Quote from: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 01:42:51 AM
Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here

Depends.  If he's at a gas station with a broaster:

Wiiiiings
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Barrister on November 04, 2013, 01:44:02 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 04, 2013, 01:21:33 AM
Quote from: Barrister on November 03, 2013, 11:33:14 PM
Really.  Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?

Grow up.

Because Languish is truly the bastion of intellectual conversations about smart things like "needs implants," "too old, too fat," and damn near anything Ed posts. :rolleyes:

As if Cal (who hasn't said "needs implants" for at least a decade), Seige, and Ed, don't receive near-constant criticism.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 01:45:44 AM
What do we want? Brain!

When do we want it? Brain!
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: lustindarkness on November 04, 2013, 04:34:10 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 01:42:51 AM
Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here

MAH BRAINZ
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: mongers on November 04, 2013, 04:37:05 PM
What is sticky and brown ?





.... A stick. 





What's brown, steamy and comes out of cowes?






.... The Isle of Wight ferry. 
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 04, 2013, 05:00:33 PM
Best thread ever.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Siege on November 04, 2013, 05:17:41 PM
Don't worry, Obamacare will provide affordable medical care to all zombies regardless of political affiliation.
It will cover flesh decay among other things.
Not sure if it will cover dental, though.

Title: Re: A joke
Post by: The Brain on November 04, 2013, 05:23:24 PM
Ask for dental.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Jacob on November 04, 2013, 10:57:59 PM
Siegy needs mental, not dental.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Siege on November 04, 2013, 11:10:07 PM
How can you tell the diference between mental and dental?




Title: Re: A joke
Post by: grumbler on November 05, 2013, 07:11:07 AM
Quote from: Siege on November 04, 2013, 11:10:07 PM
How can you tell the diference between mental and dental?

If you have your foot in your mouth and don't realize it, that's mental.

If you have your mouth wrapped around your foot and don't realize it, that's dental.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Grey Fox on November 05, 2013, 07:20:28 AM
Quote from: Siege on November 03, 2013, 11:30:35 PM
Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.

What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?

They never were your zombies.
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Caliga on November 05, 2013, 11:34:33 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2013, 11:24:27 PM
In Ide's case, it's "Reeesssesss."
REEZEES PEEZEES BOFF

Nobody here will get that but me.  I'm ok with that. :)
Title: Re: A joke
Post by: Caliga on November 05, 2013, 11:50:03 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 04, 2013, 01:43:56 AM
Wiiiiings
I only like boneless wings.  Someone needs to get rid of the bones for me first.  Gnawing on bones is something only hyenas and poor people should be doing.  EXCEPTION: Ribs. :mmm: