A joke

[dps]

Did you hear about the vegatarian zombies?  They wander around moaning, "Beeaanss".

[Barrister]

[Ideologue]

Beans have a lot of good protein in 'em.

[Eddie Teach]

In Ide's case, it's "Reeesssesss."

[Ideologue]

The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months.  They're simply too fattening.

[Siege]

Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.

What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?

[DontSayBanana]

The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months.  They're simply too fattening.

Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some.  It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat.

[DontSayBanana]

Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.

What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?

Yep.  I mean, considering how far it's going to be between operational gas stations, the Road Warrior should probably get some decent mileage.

[Barrister]

The unpalatable truth is that I haven't had a Reese's cup in like three months.  They're simply too fattening.

Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some.  It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat.

Really.  Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?

Grow up.

[Ideologue]

Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.

What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?

It was called Beyond Thunderdome.

Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some.  It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat.

Stare at a few fat chicks after eating some.  It'll work just as well as sticking your finger down your throat. [/quote]

I'm not really like that.

[DontSayBanana]

Really.  Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?

Grow up.

Because Languish is truly the bastion of intellectual conversations about smart things like "needs implants," "too old, too fat," and damn near anything Ed posts.

[The Brain]

Did you hear about the vegatarian zombies?  They wander around moaning, "Beeaanss".

That's a relief.

[DontSayBanana]

How about the hipster foodie zombies?  They go around moaning "maaaaains."

Farmer zombie?  "Graaaaains."

Zombie fans of Steve Reich?  "It's gon' raaaaaain."

[The Brain]

Ooh! Oooh!

katmai zombie: "laaaard"

[DontSayBanana]

Zombie Billy Mays!

Staaaaains