A joke

[The Brain]

Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here

[katmai]

What about Zombie Brain?

[DontSayBanana]

Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here

Depends.  If he's at a gas station with a broaster:

Wiiiiings

[Barrister]

Really.  Stare at a "fat chick" and you'll throw up?

Grow up.

Because Languish is truly the bastion of intellectual conversations about smart things like "needs implants," "too old, too fat," and damn near anything Ed posts.

As if Cal (who hasn't said "needs implants" for at least a decade), Seige, and Ed, don't receive near-constant criticism.

[The Brain]

What do we want? Brain!

When do we want it? Brain!

[lustindarkness]

Zombie Cal: ... er... no can't think of what would go here

MAH BRAINZ

[mongers]

What is sticky and brown ?





.... A stick. 





What's brown, steamy and comes out of cowes?






.... The Isle of Wight ferry. 

[Admiral Yi]

Best thread ever.

[Siege]

Don't worry, Obamacare will provide affordable medical care to all zombies regardless of political affiliation.
It will cover flesh decay among other things.
Not sure if it will cover dental, though.

[The Brain]

Ask for dental.

[Jacob]

Siegy needs mental, not dental.

[Siege]

How can you tell the diference between mental and dental?

[grumbler]

How can you tell the diference between mental and dental?

If you have your foot in your mouth and don't realize it, that's mental.

If you have your mouth wrapped around your foot and don't realize it, that's dental.

[Grey Fox]

Fucking liberals are stealing even our fucking zombies.

What's next? The Road Warrior with fuel efficient vehicles?

They never were your zombies.

[Caliga]

In Ide's case, it's "Reeesssesss."

REEZEES PEEZEES BOFF

Nobody here will get that but me.  I'm ok with that.