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Title: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 04, 2013, 02:42:13 AM
Garth Brooks- Unanswered Prayers. Cause fuck the message of this song. Maybe God doesn't give a shit what you ask him for; maybe he's a malevolent tormentor. Maybe he doesn't exist. All of these are plausible. The idea that his refusals are ultimately in your best interest is insulting.

Coldplay- Fix You. Don't really know the words to this song, but don't really care to learn them. The melody manages to be both dreary and fluffy at the same time. Hearing this song made me understand why they're such a popular band to hate on, in spite of having several decent songs.

New Kids on the Block- Step by Step. Being anti-social helped a lot to shelter me from NKOTB and other 90s boy bands. But not quite enough.

No Doubt- Spiderwebs. This song just seems so passive-aggressive.

Destiny's Child- Survivor. The melody annoys me.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Syt on September 04, 2013, 03:38:21 AM
Off the top of my head there's just one song I really and truly hate:

Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You

I just find it very painful to listen to.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 04, 2013, 04:00:29 AM
That one's definitely in my "dislike" pile as well, though if I was going to pick a Whitney song it would be The Greatest Love of All. "I believe that children are the future..."  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Liep on September 04, 2013, 04:10:21 AM
DK's Koner by Bikstok Røgsystem. It's not a song I hate as such, but the musical genre it started I'm starting to hate: Danish Dancehall. Every summer seem to be forever cursed with stupid and horrible reggae inspired dancehall from annoying artists.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 04:50:29 AM
Name five metal songs, I probably don't like them.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: garbon on September 04, 2013, 06:05:29 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 04:50:29 AM
Name five metal songs, I probably don't like them.
:hug:
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Grey Fox on September 04, 2013, 06:11:21 AM
I don't know the name to songs I don't like it.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 04, 2013, 06:14:36 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 04, 2013, 06:11:21 AM
I don't know the name to songs I don't like it.

No kidding.  The channel is changed before I even bother to know what they are.

Although for 5 songs I hate, most of them probably have to do with Christmas, what with being buried with them nonstop from Thanksgiving onwards.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ed Anger on September 04, 2013, 07:02:40 AM
Godzilla

Cotton eyed joe

Ohio


I'm really beginning to loathe Seven Nation Army.

I gave you 4 instead of 5. I'm such a rebel.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Monoriu on September 04, 2013, 08:28:35 AM
I seldom dislike a song due to the lyrics, but I make an exception for "We are the World".  Love the melody, hate the lyrics.  Yes, it is in my list.   :ph34r:
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: The Brain on September 04, 2013, 10:06:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2013, 04:00:29 AM
That one's definitely in my "dislike" pile as well, though if I was going to pick a Whitney song it would be The Greatest Love of All. "I believe that children are the future..."  :rolleyes:

And it's beautifully stated on the album.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: The Brain on September 04, 2013, 10:07:57 AM
Any and all songs by Savage Garden. I guess they've made more than five.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on September 04, 2013, 10:13:19 AM
I don't usually know the names of songs I hate, but CdM's new avatar reminded me of one:  TLC's Waterfalls.  MTV overplayed the shit out of that when it came out and I absolutely can't stand it to this day.  It's been like 20 years though.  Maybe I should get over it.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Iormlund on September 04, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
Any raeggeton song or Latino crap. Any from Heroes del Silencio. Or Jarabe de Palo.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: garbon on September 04, 2013, 10:30:00 AM
Quote from: Iormlund on September 04, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
Any raeggeton song or Latino crap. Any from Heroes del Silencio. Or Jarabe de Palo.

For me, every reggaeton song sounds the same. -_-
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Razgovory on September 04, 2013, 10:32:19 AM
"Brand New Key" tends to set me on killing rampage.  It's now part of state law that playing it in my presence is considered reckless endangerment.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 04, 2013, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 04:50:29 AM
Name five metal songs,

Black Sabbath- Iron Man
Iron Maiden- Run to the Hills
Metallica- One
Tenacious D- Tribute
Soundgarden- 4th of July

QuoteI probably don't like them.

:mad:
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 03:48:17 PM
I don't think of Soundgarden as metal.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: The Brain on September 04, 2013, 03:49:00 PM
Ide loves Bon Jovi which is just wrong.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 03:49:57 PM
On the right side of wrong.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: garbon on September 04, 2013, 03:51:58 PM
Steps - 5,6,7, 8
Lou Bega - Mambo No 5
Anything by Chris Brown or Jason Derulo
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: The Brain on September 04, 2013, 03:52:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 04, 2013, 03:51:58 PM

Lou Bega - Mambo No 5


Good call.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 04, 2013, 03:54:03 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 03:48:17 PM
I don't think of Soundgarden as metal.

That was the darkest song on the list, and with the possible exception of Iron Man, the heaviest.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Scipio on September 04, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
Magic Man by Heart
Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow by Fleetwood Mac
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
The Chicken Dance
The Superbowl Shuffle
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Savonarola on September 04, 2013, 04:00:06 PM
"She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel.  While it's hard to pick just one Billy Joel song as they are all terrible, "She's Always a Woman" has both the sappiest lyrics and most egregious chorus.

"Rockstar" by Nickleback; or really just any Nickleback song would do, they all sound the same to me.

"Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas" by Sir Paul McCartney; just let John have the Christmas song, Paul.

"Bonfire" by Knife Party; now that Michael Hutchence is dead I see no reason not to embargo Australian music.

"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus; every time Miley makes the news, they get Billy Ray's reaction and I think of this awful song.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 04, 2013, 04:03:37 PM
It might'n blow up and kill this man, oooh oooooh :alberta:
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: garbon on September 04, 2013, 04:05:00 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on September 04, 2013, 04:00:06 PM
"Rockstar" by Nickleback; or really just any Nickleback song would do, they all sound the same to me.

So true!
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: The Brain on September 04, 2013, 04:08:51 PM
In the Nickelback system there are some songs which are considered especially heinous. Rockstar is one of them.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 04:13:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2013, 03:54:03 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 03:48:17 PM
I don't think of Soundgarden as metal.

That was the darkest song on the list, and with the possible exception of Iron Man, the heaviest.

So?  The River is dark.  Springsteen isn't metal.

But Wikipedia does identify Soundgarden as "heavy metal."  Although not accepting that categorization, I'll qualify my blanket statement to encompass only that screaming kind of metal.  You know what I mean.

(That Iron Maiden song is okay too.)

Quote"She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel.  While it's hard to pick just one Billy Joel song as they are all terrible, "She's Always a Woman" has both the sappiest lyrics and most egregious chorus.

:(

Quote"Rockstar" by Nickleback; or really just any Nickleback song would do, they all sound the same to me.

I like the part where the guy says he'll have a quesadilla.  I dunno, it's funny. -_-  It is a pretty awful song, though.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: MadImmortalMan on September 04, 2013, 04:51:45 PM
The one where Carrie Underwood thinks it's justified for her to commit felony vandalism because her boyfriend cheated on her.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: PRC on September 04, 2013, 05:00:10 PM
Conquistador by Procul Harum.  Fucking shit.  Their song Whiter Shade of Pale is great though.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ed Anger on September 04, 2013, 05:02:14 PM
Quote from: PRC on September 04, 2013, 05:00:10 PM
Conquistador by Procul Harum.  Fucking shit.  Their song Whiter Shade of Pale is great though.

I love Procol Harum. Even had Whiter Shade of Pale played at my wedding reception.  :)

Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 05:09:37 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on September 04, 2013, 04:51:45 PM
The one where Carrie Underwood thinks it's justified for her to commit felony vandalism because her boyfriend cheated on her.
Her narrator did.  I don't think Bob Geldorf was a witness to the Grover Cleveland Elementary shooting, and I'm pretty sure Scott Weiland never raped a woman (BEWARE MERI). :P
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 04, 2013, 05:22:31 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 05:09:37 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on September 04, 2013, 04:51:45 PM
The one where Carrie Underwood thinks it's justified for her to commit felony vandalism because her boyfriend cheated on her.
Her narrator did.

QuoteThat I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

That's first person narration right there. :contract:
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: crazy canuck on September 04, 2013, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2013, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 04:50:29 AM
Name five metal songs,

Black Sabbath- Iron Man
Iron Maiden- Run to the Hills
Metallica- One
Tenacious D- Tribute
Soundgarden- 4th of July

I used to think I hated Metal.  Then when my oldest starting really getting into playing his guitar I started to appreciate it a lot more.   Especially Metallica.  Some of their stuff can sound like it was a classical guitar piece  - if you never hear the singing that is. :D
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: derspiess on September 04, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
Name five House Music songs, or whatever.  I probably hate those.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 07:34:11 PM
Daft Punk? :angry:
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 04, 2013, 07:34:43 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on September 04, 2013, 04:00:06 PM
"She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel.  While it's hard to pick just one Billy Joel song as they are all terrible, "She's Always a Woman" has both the sappiest lyrics and most egregious chorus.

"Rockstar" by Nickleback; or really just any Nickleback song would do, they all sound the same to me.
Billy Joel is great! :angry:


"Something in your mouth" sounds pretty different from most Nickleback songs I think. :unsure:
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: DontSayBanana on September 04, 2013, 07:38:41 PM
Name five Shit Goat songs.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: derspiess on September 04, 2013, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 07:34:11 PM
Daft Punk? :angry:

Okay besides them.
Title: Re: Name Five Songs You Hate
Post by: Ed Anger on September 04, 2013, 07:42:17 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 04, 2013, 07:34:43 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on September 04, 2013, 04:00:06 PM
"She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel.  While it's hard to pick just one Billy Joel song as they are all terrible, "She's Always a Woman" has both the sappiest lyrics and most egregious chorus.

"Rockstar" by Nickleback; or really just any Nickleback song would do, they all sound the same to me.
Billy Jeoel is great! :angry:


"Something in your mouth" sounds pretty different from most Nickleback songs I think. :unsure:

Jeoel. The forgotten piano god of Sumeria.