Name Five Songs You Hate

[Razgovory]

"Brand New Key" tends to set me on killing rampage.  It's now part of state law that playing it in my presence is considered reckless endangerment.

[Eddie Teach]

Name five metal songs,

Black Sabbath- Iron Man
Iron Maiden- Run to the Hills
Metallica- One
Tenacious D- Tribute
Soundgarden- 4th of July

I probably don't like them.

[Ideologue]

I don't think of Soundgarden as metal.

[The Brain]

Ide loves Bon Jovi which is just wrong.

[Ideologue]

On the right side of wrong.

[garbon]

Steps - 5,6,7, 8
Lou Bega - Mambo No 5
Anything by Chris Brown or Jason Derulo

[The Brain]

Lou Bega - Mambo No 5

Good call.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't think of Soundgarden as metal.

That was the darkest song on the list, and with the possible exception of Iron Man, the heaviest.

[Scipio]

Magic Man by Heart
Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow by Fleetwood Mac
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
The Chicken Dance
The Superbowl Shuffle

[Savonarola]

"She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel.  While it's hard to pick just one Billy Joel song as they are all terrible, "She's Always a Woman" has both the sappiest lyrics and most egregious chorus.

"Rockstar" by Nickleback; or really just any Nickleback song would do, they all sound the same to me.

"Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas" by Sir Paul McCartney; just let John have the Christmas song, Paul.

"Bonfire" by Knife Party; now that Michael Hutchence is dead I see no reason not to embargo Australian music.

"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus; every time Miley makes the news, they get Billy Ray's reaction and I think of this awful song.

[Eddie Teach]

It might'n blow up and kill this man, oooh oooooh

[garbon]

"Rockstar" by Nickleback; or really just any Nickleback song would do, they all sound the same to me.

So true!

[The Brain]

In the Nickelback system there are some songs which are considered especially heinous. Rockstar is one of them.

[Ideologue]

I don't think of Soundgarden as metal.

That was the darkest song on the list, and with the possible exception of Iron Man, the heaviest.

So?  The River is dark.  Springsteen isn't metal.

But Wikipedia does identify Soundgarden as "heavy metal."  Although not accepting that categorization, I'll qualify my blanket statement to encompass only that screaming kind of metal.  You know what I mean.

(That Iron Maiden song is okay too.)

"She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel.  While it's hard to pick just one Billy Joel song as they are all terrible, "She's Always a Woman" has both the sappiest lyrics and most egregious chorus.

"Rockstar" by Nickleback; or really just any Nickleback song would do, they all sound the same to me.

I like the part where the guy says he'll have a quesadilla.  I dunno, it's funny.   It is a pretty awful song, though.

[MadImmortalMan]

The one where Carrie Underwood thinks it's justified for her to commit felony vandalism because her boyfriend cheated on her.