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Title: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: mongers on July 23, 2013, 07:51:49 AM
As requested by Seigy.

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Nuff said.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2013, 07:57:50 AM
Andy Borowitz, from the New Yorker:

"CNN: It's a girl"
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 08:03:53 AM
In Europe that is big news.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: garbon on July 23, 2013, 08:18:30 AM
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/-i-just-crashed-the-party---how-town-crier-tony--76--announced-the-royal-birth---and-he-wasn-t-even-invited--092145685.html

Quote'I just crashed the party': How town crier Tony, 76, announced the royal birth - and he wasn't even invited!

Decked out in all his pomp and finery town crier Tony Appleton brought a touch of tradition to the media melee when he announced the royal birth. And he hadn't even been invited.

Clanging a bell before booming 'Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye' the 76-year-old took wellwishers and journalists gathered outside St Mary's Hospital by surprise.

He declared: "On this day, the 22nd of July, the year 2013, we welcome with honorable duty a future king."

Speaking today to Yahoo!, Tony, from Chelmsford, Essex, said he was stunned by how the world had reacted to his role in the announcement.

"I can't believe it, I've opened up the newspapers and my face is all over them," he said.

"I was not invited, I just crashed the party. I got out of my cab and I stood in front of the steps, because I didn't think I would be allowed on them, and did my bit. It was great.

"It was a great atmosphere, it's like the Olympics."

He said a journalist from the Times newspaper wrote down what he had to say to make sure he stuck to tradition.

Tony, who has been a town crier 25 years and also runs an elderly home, has endeavoured to be part of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's marriage from the start.

He waited outside Buckingham Palace for several hours during the royal wedding to get a glimpse of the royal couple and proclaim their marriage again in the tradition of a town crier.

But his fondness for the royal family started much earlier when he met the Queen Mother as a child during a royal walkabout.

He said: "I love the royal family, I love them to bits."

And he even has a few words of advice for the new parents: "Have some more children! I'm waiting for the next one to do it again."

His full proclamation, in front of the world's media and wellwishers gathered outside the London hospital was: "On this day, the 22nd of July, the year 2013, we welcome with honorable duty a future king.

"The first born of the Royal Highness, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The third in line to the throne.

"Our new prince is the third great-grandchild of Her Majesty the Queen and the first grandchild of the royal highness the Prince of Wales.

"May he be long lived, happy and glorious and one day to reign over us.

"God save the Queen."

After ringing his bell Tony added: "We've had a prince here today."

A town crier for 25 years, eh? :hmm:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 08:23:36 AM
Only one baby? Weak sauce.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Gups on July 23, 2013, 09:59:23 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPwpWgDCMAAP6gR.jpg:small)
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 10:01:13 AM
 :lol:

Reflects how we feel about President's birthdays.  Man we got excited about Lincoln's birthday back when it was a day off.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:

:D I love the Guardian.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 11:24:03 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:

I thought it would convert the dates to the Republican Calendar system.  That was a bummer.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Syt on July 23, 2013, 11:36:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:
:lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: alfred russel on July 23, 2013, 12:06:00 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 11:24:03 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:

I thought it would convert the dates to the Republican Calendar system.  That was a bummer.

:lol:

That would have been hilarious.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Sheilbh on July 23, 2013, 01:36:22 PM
I'm with Gups. I still want my bank holiday <_<

On the other hand, first baby picture!
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Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Caliga on July 23, 2013, 01:38:42 PM
I like how his sleeves are rolled up.  He was: hard at work! :bowler:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:41:37 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:

:D I love the Guardian.

I loathe the guardian. Leftist wankers.

Read the monibot column on airports, then read the comments. WANKERS.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 23, 2013, 01:36:22 PM
I'm with Gups. I still want my bank holiday <_<

On the other hand, first baby picture!
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Damn I am a sucker for babies now.  D'awwwwww

But seriously no bank holiday?  What a rip-off.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 01:42:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:41:37 PM
I loathe the guardian. Leftist wankers.

Read the monibot column on airports, then read the comments. WANKERS.

The Guardian is the newspaper of righteous revolutionaries :angry:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:44:40 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 01:42:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:41:37 PM
I loathe the guardian. Leftist wankers.

Read the monibot column on airports, then read the comments. WANKERS.

The Guardian is the newspaper of righteous revolutionaries :angry:

Rightous wankers.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Sheilbh on July 23, 2013, 01:45:03 PM
Also the Guardian quoted Zhirinovsky for possibly the 'most off-message response to the royal baby':
'The birth of yet another British monarch, who will drink our blood somewhere in the middle of the 21st century, can give us no joy.'
:lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:46:39 PM
Also, Kate looks bangable.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Syt on July 23, 2013, 01:49:39 PM
William and Kate are so bland and boring. I'd much rather see King Harry or King Andrew.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: FunkMonk on July 23, 2013, 01:52:44 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 01:42:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:41:37 PM
I loathe the guardian. Leftist wankers.

Read the monibot column on airports, then read the comments. WANKERS.

The Guardian is the newspaper of righteous revolutionaries :angry:

+1
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: derspiess on July 23, 2013, 02:28:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2013, 01:38:42 PM
I like how his sleeves are rolled up.  He was: hard at work! :bowler:

But he's not awkwardly wearing jeans.  Has he learned nothing from Romney?!
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 03:22:32 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2013, 01:38:42 PM
I like how his sleeves are rolled up.  He was: hard at work! :bowler:

For at least 2 minutes. :perv:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 03:23:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:46:39 PM
Also, Kate looks bangable.

For the next month or so, it's like a hot dog down a hallway.

Unless you're hung like a beer can.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:41:37 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:

:D I love the Guardian.

I loathe the guardian. Leftist wankers.

I've gone Red like Seedy. I didn't leave capitalism; capitalism left me. :P
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 05:33:36 PM
There is being red and being stupidly red like guardian readers.

CHOOSE CAREFULLY
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2013, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:46:39 PM
Also, Kate looks bangable.

She is a beautiful woman.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2013, 05:41:57 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 03:24:24 PM
I've gone Red like Seedy. I didn't leave capitalism; capitalism left me. :P

You know it, Comrade Fahdiz. It's time to put your smithy interests to work, and swing that hammer in the name of the industrial proletariat to forge a sickle of unity for all those exploited to increase shareholder value.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 06:33:08 PM
Barf
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 06:34:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2013, 05:41:57 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 03:24:24 PM
I've gone Red like Seedy. I didn't leave capitalism; capitalism left me. :P

You know it, Comrade Fahdiz. It's time to put your smithy interests to work, and swing that hammer in the name of the industrial proletariat to forge a sickle of unity for all those exploited to increase shareholder value.

:punk:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 06:34:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 06:33:08 PM
Barf

:lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2013, 06:49:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 06:33:08 PM
Barf

Yes, the sound of a healthy 401k.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Sheilbh on July 23, 2013, 07:35:40 PM
I thought this was true, by Jack of Kent (liberal legal blogger, and a republican) on twitter earlier 'It is strange, but William and Kate do come across as far more "normal" than the political class we would have in their place in a republic. Whether that is a comment about how normal the royals are becoming, or how abnormal our political class is, I don't know.'
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 23, 2013, 08:35:12 PM
The Brits are a stubborn and illogical folk. :hmm:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18237280
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Neil on July 23, 2013, 09:05:23 PM
Monarchy is civilization Tim.  Quit being a goof.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Josquius on July 23, 2013, 09:11:04 PM
Does anyone know exactly what the onion is pastiching in its reporting?
The mouth of the demon looks odd.

QuoteDamn I am a sucker for babies now.  D'awwwwww

But seriously no bank holiday?  What a rip-off.
If they did that then we'd have to have a bank holiday for its first word, its first step, its first solid food, etc... etc....
And nobody wants that. :unsure:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: derspiess on July 23, 2013, 09:52:13 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 23, 2013, 09:05:23 PM
Monarchy is civilization Tim.  Quit being a goof.

Monarchies are awesome.  They have no place in the US of course, but otherwise I'm all for them.  Every European country should keep or restore theirs :)
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 23, 2013, 08:35:12 PM
The Brits are a stubborn and illogical folk. :hmm:

True.  It is part of their charm.  But think about it, getting rid of the Monarchy would be ridiculously politically complicated and potentially culturally traumatising while keeping it is easy.  Is it stubborn and illogical to not want go through all that for no substantial gain?
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Razgovory on July 23, 2013, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:41:37 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:

:D I love the Guardian.

I loathe the guardian. Leftist wankers.

I've gone Red like Seedy. I didn't leave capitalism; capitalism left me. :P

You really fluctuate wildly.  I keep the same opinion in spite of the march of time or inclusion of new information.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on July 24, 2013, 01:28:57 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 23, 2013, 07:35:40 PM
I thought this was true, by Jack of Kent (liberal legal blogger, and a republican) on twitter earlier 'It is strange, but William and Kate do come across as far more "normal" than the political class we would have in their place in a republic. Whether that is a comment about how normal the royals are becoming, or how abnormal our political class is, I don't know.'

I also agree with him.

Republicanism is on the back foot here in the UK because of it. Anyone who thinks removing the monarchy is a priority when our political class are such a bunch of cloned tools is unlikely to get much support right now.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2013, 01:45:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 24, 2013, 01:28:57 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 23, 2013, 07:35:40 PM
I thought this was true, by Jack of Kent (liberal legal blogger, and a republican) on twitter earlier 'It is strange, but William and Kate do come across as far more "normal" than the political class we would have in their place in a republic. Whether that is a comment about how normal the royals are becoming, or how abnormal our political class is, I don't know.'

I also agree with him.

Republicanism is on the back foot here in the UK because of it. Anyone who thinks removing the monarchy is a priority when our political class are such a bunch of cloned tools is unlikely to get much support right now.

It's rather amazing. The British from two hundred years ago would be amazed.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Gups on July 24, 2013, 01:50:54 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 23, 2013, 08:35:12 PM
The Brits are a stubborn and illogical folk. :hmm:

True.  It is part of their charm.  But think about it, getting rid of the Monarchy would be ridiculously politically complicated and potentially culturally traumatising while keeping it is easy.  Is it stubborn and illogical to not want go through all that for no substantial gain?

Exactly right. If asked in a poll, I'd choose to keep the monarchy. But not because I love the Royals (I couldn't give a toss one way or t'other) but because getting rid of the institution would paralyse our polity for at least half a decade. It just isn't broken enough to warrant fixing.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Gups on July 24, 2013, 01:52:05 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2013, 01:45:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 24, 2013, 01:28:57 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 23, 2013, 07:35:40 PM
I thought this was true, by Jack of Kent (liberal legal blogger, and a republican) on twitter earlier 'It is strange, but William and Kate do come across as far more "normal" than the political class we would have in their place in a republic. Whether that is a comment about how normal the royals are becoming, or how abnormal our political class is, I don't know.'

I also agree with him.

Republicanism is on the back foot here in the UK because of it. Anyone who thinks removing the monarchy is a priority when our political class are such a bunch of cloned tools is unlikely to get much support right now.

It's rather amazing. The British from two hundred years ago would be amazed.

It's not at all amazing if you could be bothered to think about what powers a British monarch had in Paine's time and what she has now.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on July 24, 2013, 02:03:26 AM
Quote from: Gups on July 24, 2013, 01:50:54 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2013, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 23, 2013, 08:35:12 PM
The Brits are a stubborn and illogical folk. :hmm:

True.  It is part of their charm.  But think about it, getting rid of the Monarchy would be ridiculously politically complicated and potentially culturally traumatising while keeping it is easy.  Is it stubborn and illogical to not want go through all that for no substantial gain?

Exactly right. If asked in a poll, I'd choose to keep the monarchy. But not because I love the Royals (I couldn't give a toss one way or t'other) but because getting rid of the institution would paralyse our polity for at least half a decade. It just isn't broken enough to warrant fixing.

An entire parliament (at least) would be involved and even after the work was done there would be no guarantee of success. All that to change a system that has worked since 1688 (the possible exception being the Crown's behaviour towards the colonists in America). It is just not worth it.........and I think that the middle 50% or so of the population who are neither diehard republicans or royalists can see this quite clearly.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: 11B4V on July 24, 2013, 02:58:16 AM
QuoteRoyal Baby

Who cares.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2013, 03:22:22 AM
They should name him Arthur.

All hail the once and future King!
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: 11B4V on July 24, 2013, 04:06:46 AM
Melvin

King Melvin
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Gups on July 24, 2013, 05:09:50 AM
Joffrey
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2013, 05:32:33 AM
Quote from: Gups on July 24, 2013, 05:09:50 AM
Joffrey
:lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: merithyn on July 24, 2013, 07:29:42 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on July 24, 2013, 02:58:16 AM
QuoteRoyal Baby

Who cares.

I do. :)
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Valmy on July 24, 2013, 07:43:53 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2013, 01:45:57 AM
It's rather amazing. The British from two hundred years ago would be amazed.

The British from two hundred years ago were hyper-royalist in reaction to the French Revolution and filled with patriotic zeal fighting Napoleon weren't they?
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: The Brain on July 24, 2013, 09:42:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2013, 07:43:53 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2013, 01:45:57 AM
It's rather amazing. The British from two hundred years ago would be amazed.

The British from two hundred years ago were hyper-royalist in reaction to the French Revolution and filled with patriotic zeal fighting Napoleon weren't they?

Who wouldn't be with their royals?
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Gups on July 24, 2013, 09:48:05 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2013, 07:43:53 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2013, 01:45:57 AM
It's rather amazing. The British from two hundred years ago would be amazed.

The British from two hundred years ago were hyper-royalist in reaction to the French Revolution and filled with patriotic zeal fighting Napoleon weren't they?

In reaction to the terror sure. But before Louis got his block knocked off, and after the American WOI, there was a lot of agitation for political reform.

Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Malthus on July 24, 2013, 10:08:34 AM
There has always been two aspects to royalism:

(1) Oooh, a celebrity! Such pagentry! etc.

(2) Royals as a symbol of tradition, continuity, stability and hence good government, as near-figurehead for a whole system that includes a functioning parliament and judiciary (but with a carefully circumscribed power to act where the political machinery gets jammed for some reason).

This is why royalism has survived some truly repellant persons who graced the throne. Even if they can't charm the public (and some have been rather less than charming), it really doesn't matter all that much for reason (2).

As to why a near-figurehead is necessary ... it is nice to have at least a notion of a head of state who is above party and faction. The Americans achieve this by respecting the office of the Presidency, even if they happen to hate the clown who inhabits that office, but that takes a certain amount of willing schizophernia to work. In a system where you have a mostly-symbolic head of government, you can vent on your political master in parliament while acknowledging that, of course, both you and he or she are loyal to the Crown - who returns that loyalty by, basically, existing as a symbol of the country as a whole (except in rare cases where a head of state above faction is actually necessary to break some kind of political gordion knot).
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: fhdz on July 24, 2013, 12:03:41 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 23, 2013, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 01:41:37 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 23, 2013, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2013, 11:17:11 AM
I liked the way that The Guardian treated the story in their online version. They have loads of articles and pontifications about the new baby, but, if you want you can press a little button marked "republican" and all the royal news will go away, to get it back press "royalist"  :cool:

:D I love the Guardian.

I loathe the guardian. Leftist wankers.

I've gone Red like Seedy. I didn't leave capitalism; capitalism left me. :P

You really fluctuate wildly.  I keep the same opinion in spite of the march of time or inclusion of new information.

I tend to gather experience and form my opinions based on as much evidence as I can gather about the situation.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2013, 12:46:07 PM
Prince George. :cool:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 24, 2013, 12:47:54 PM
The royal formerly known as Prince.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Zanza on July 24, 2013, 12:55:27 PM
Kong would be a nice name.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2013, 01:27:37 PM
Will the Royal Baby Stroller: cost as much as Malthus's stroller? :)
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Queequeg on July 24, 2013, 02:06:47 PM
Constantine. 
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: garbon on July 24, 2013, 02:27:30 PM
Thank you one.org.

Quote
The whole world is abuzz with news of the royal baby (yup, that means the ONE offices, too).

And we're all happy that the big day resulted in a safe delivery, a healthy baby, and happy (but tired) parents. But this isn't always the case. The majority of health facilities in sub-Saharan Africa don't have reliable electricity and 30% are without any access at all.

Can you imagine if you, a friend, or a family member had to give birth in the dark?

Last week we sent more than 35,000 messages asking Congress to support the Electrify Africa Act that would provide electricity to 50 million Africans - and lots of moms - for the very first time (check out our message below). This week, let's send thousands more.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 24, 2013, 02:29:35 PM
Where was it i heard that the Home Secretary used to hang out in the birthing room, to guarantee the issue?  Was that here?
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: citizen k on July 24, 2013, 02:40:14 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2013, 01:27:37 PM
Will the Royal Baby Stroller: cost as much as Malthus's stroller? :)

No, it only cost around a thousand.

Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: 11B4V on July 24, 2013, 03:24:33 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 24, 2013, 07:29:42 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on July 24, 2013, 02:58:16 AM
QuoteRoyal Baby

Who cares.

I do. :)

Wasnt a question.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: PRC on July 24, 2013, 03:43:34 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2013, 12:46:07 PM
Prince George. :cool:

Also the name of a shithole town in Northern BC.  Colloquially referred to as "The PIG".
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on July 24, 2013, 05:49:32 PM
http://www.ijreview.com/2013/07/67813-13-people-who-want-the-royal-baby-to-choose-its-gender-not-the-patriarchy/

PATRIARCHY!
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: garbon on July 24, 2013, 05:51:10 PM
That LGBT hashtag annoys me. Me fucking with men has little to do with that nonsense. :angry:
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: garbon on July 24, 2013, 05:54:07 PM
On a different note, I read an article this morning about how people attacked the first gay pride in montenegro. Yahoo commenters said that perhaps the gay people could stay safe if they weren't flaunting themselves about and also that there are people who have legitimate grievances with homosexuality so gay people are learning their lesson. :mellow:

I wondered if their legitimate grievances involved being forced to participate in homosexual acts.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2013, 06:27:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 24, 2013, 05:51:10 PM
That LGBT hashtag annoys me. Me fucking with men has little to do with that nonsense. :angry:

The "B" is silly.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Sheilbh on July 24, 2013, 07:41:25 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 24, 2013, 02:29:35 PM
Where was it i heard that the Home Secretary used to hang out in the birthing room, to guarantee the issue?  Was that here?
It was normally an adjoining room with open doors. Happened when Victoria gave birth, half the cabinet were there. I think the Hone Secretary still can. Theresa May chose not to attend.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Neil on July 24, 2013, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 24, 2013, 05:49:32 PM
http://www.ijreview.com/2013/07/67813-13-people-who-want-the-royal-baby-to-choose-its-gender-not-the-patriarchy/

PATRIARCHY!
:lol:

Freaks.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Legbiter on July 24, 2013, 07:58:06 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 24, 2013, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 24, 2013, 05:49:32 PM
http://www.ijreview.com/2013/07/67813-13-people-who-want-the-royal-baby-to-choose-its-gender-not-the-patriarchy/

PATRIARCHY!
:lol:

Freaks.

Gotta love the Tumblrsexuals.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Valmy on July 24, 2013, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 24, 2013, 05:51:10 PM
That LGBT hashtag annoys me. Me fucking with men has little to do with that nonsense. :angry:

LGBTIQQAA2!!11  You exclusionist bastard!!
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Tonitrus on July 24, 2013, 08:29:21 PM
What if the royal baby decides to go the "King The Brain" route?
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Neil on July 24, 2013, 08:45:00 PM
I keep reading the thread title as The Royal Navy thread.  Dreadnoughts are even better than babies.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: katmai on July 24, 2013, 08:47:53 PM
Neil, always with Seaman on the brain.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: alfred russel on July 24, 2013, 08:55:45 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 24, 2013, 10:08:34 AM
There has always been two aspects to royalism:

(1) Oooh, a celebrity! Such pagentry! etc.

(2) Royals as a symbol of tradition, continuity, stability and hence good government, as near-figurehead for a whole system that includes a functioning parliament and judiciary (but with a carefully circumscribed power to act where the political machinery gets jammed for some reason).

This is why royalism has survived some truly repellant persons who graced the throne. Even if they can't charm the public (and some have been rather less than charming), it really doesn't matter all that much for reason (2).

As to why a near-figurehead is necessary ... it is nice to have at least a notion of a head of state who is above party and faction. The Americans achieve this by respecting the office of the Presidency, even if they happen to hate the clown who inhabits that office, but that takes a certain amount of willing schizophernia to work. In a system where you have a mostly-symbolic head of government, you can vent on your political master in parliament while acknowledging that, of course, both you and he or she are loyal to the Crown - who returns that loyalty by, basically, existing as a symbol of the country as a whole (except in rare cases where a head of state above faction is actually necessary to break some kind of political gordion knot).

This is all easy when there is a queen like Elizabeth who represents the WWII generation. But a king like Prince Charles?

I have nothing against the guy at all. He seems like a decent fellow. But the first thing when I think of with Charles are him wishing to be a tampon. To me that is a problem with an entirely symbolic monarchy: you get the ridiculous tabloid aspects, but he can't really actually do anything substantive. So in a certain sense he will be King Tampon. A politician (like say a Bill Clinton) has a better opportunity to overcome that, and doesn't have to endure the lifetime media glare that has to be suffocating.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: alfred russel on July 24, 2013, 08:57:21 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 24, 2013, 08:45:00 PM
I keep reading the thread title as The Royal Navy thread.  Dreadnoughts are even better than babies.

These days the Royal Navy has as much to do with dreadnoughts as baby prince george.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 24, 2013, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 24, 2013, 08:55:45 PM
This is all easy when there is a queen like Elizabeth who represents the WWII generation. But a king like Prince Charles?

I have nothing against the guy at all. He seems like a decent fellow. But the first thing when I think of with Charles are him wishing to be a tampon. To me that is a problem with an entirely symbolic monarchy: you get the ridiculous tabloid aspects, but he can't really actually do anything substantive. So in a certain sense he will be King Tampon. A politician (like say a Bill Clinton) has a better opportunity to overcome that, and doesn't have to endure the lifetime media glare that has to be suffocating.

Not that much different from a powerless figurehead president.
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: Neil on July 24, 2013, 09:27:39 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 24, 2013, 08:57:21 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 24, 2013, 08:45:00 PM
I keep reading the thread title as The Royal Navy thread.  Dreadnoughts are even better than babies.
These days the Royal Navy has as much to do with dreadnoughts as baby prince george.
Nobody operates dreadnoughts anymore.  :(
Title: Re: The Royal Baby Thread
Post by: 11B4V on July 24, 2013, 11:15:28 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 24, 2013, 09:27:39 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 24, 2013, 08:57:21 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 24, 2013, 08:45:00 PM
I keep reading the thread title as The Royal Navy thread.  Dreadnoughts are even better than babies.
These days the Royal Navy has as much to do with dreadnoughts as baby prince george.
Nobody operates dreadnoughts anymore.  :(

Because they're useless now.