What roles and positions would you assign to other languishites ?
Oh, and I bagsies the role of village idiot. :cool:
I'd move out.
Quote from: mongers on July 01, 2013, 07:19:44 PM
Oh, and I bagsies the role of village idiot. :cool:
Sorry but that's clearly Jos.
Village arsonist.
derspiess would shoot garbon for acting suspicious.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:31:40 PM
derspiess would shoot garbon for acting suspicious.
:lol:
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2013, 07:21:46 PM
I'd move out.
Appropriate, I'll mark you down as 'absentee landlord'. :P
Mr. Pharmacist for me.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:31:40 PM
derspiess would shoot garbon for acting suspicious.
I do sometimes rock a hoodie. -_-
Also--
can i be: ottoman empire?
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on July 01, 2013, 07:41:35 PM
Also--
can i be: ottoman empire?
Generally villages aren't big enough to contain those. :hmm:
Besides I'd had you down as the rather 'eccentric' un-married 2nd brother of a major villiage family, who now spent most of his time distilling unusual liqueurs in his still in barn.
Prophet, soothsayer, madman and wizard.
I wouldn't live in a village, I enjoy my anonymity in public.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 01, 2013, 08:12:34 PM
I wouldn't live in a village, I enjoy my anonymity in public.
I live in the Village. That's enough for me.
I would be the guy responsible for the village dreadnought programme.
Failing that, I suppose I'd be some sort of bureaucrat.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:34:57 PM
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
:lol: as long as I stay out of the sun I'm fairly white :P
Quote from: HVC on July 01, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:34:57 PM
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
:lol: as long as I stay out of the sun I'm fairly white :P
Nice try, Skittles. So solly.
Tradesman/handyman.
I will be the owner of the landscape company, the other spics would work part time for me. One of them moonlights as a cameraman for reality shows, the other teaches engrish at another village.
I also will sell sunglasses. :D
Brewer/Tavernkeep or member of the Brutesquad.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 01, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:34:57 PM
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
:lol: as long as I stay out of the sun I'm fairly white :P
Nice try, Skittles. So solly.
He's lighter than your black irish ass.
Come to think of it, so is garbon.
Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2013, 08:57:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 01, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:34:57 PM
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
:lol: as long as I stay out of the sun I'm fairly white :P
Nice try, Skittles. So solly.
He's lighter than your black irish ass.
Come to think of it, so is garbon.
:lol: Also, skittle? that's a new one.
Do they make eggplant flavored skittles? :hmm:
This village needs more women.
Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2013, 08:57:16 PM
He's lighter than your black irish ass.
Come to think of it, so is garbon.
But see, I'd be following derspiess while he was on his Negro Safari looking for an Afro to mount on his wall.
Why would there be much racism in Languish village? Just about everyone is white, and the only one of us who is really, really racist is CdM.
Says the ethnic Albertan.
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on July 01, 2013, 08:54:59 PM
Brewer/Tavernkeep or member of the Brutesquad.
I'd be barfly at said tavern.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 09:20:16 PM
Says the ethnic Albertan.
Being an Albert is an ethnicity nowadays? :hmm:
Quote from: mongers on July 01, 2013, 07:59:15 PM
Besides I'd had you down as the rather 'eccentric' un-married 2nd brother of a major villiage family, who now spent most of his time distilling unusual liqueurs in his still in barn.
I could do some variant of the British eccentric, definitely. And I have been known to make my own vermouth from my secret recipe (requiring like 10 minutes on the stovetop rather than years in a still, mind), so yeah, I could swing it.
EDIT: But as my dad would say, for the American context at least: "What's the difference between a nutjob and an eccentric? A million dollars." :(
lol can I be: charlatan?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:31:40 PM
derspiess would shoot garbon for acting suspicious.
:lol:
I want to be the hermit.
I think I'd enjoy being a blacksmith or carpenter. Not that I can actually do either, but I'd still put fhdz to work.
I will be the village's property/casualty actuary.
Quote from: DGuller on July 01, 2013, 10:51:11 PM
I will be the village's property/casualty actuary.
I don't think we want you as our property, slavery being in the dustbin of history and all that. :unsure:
Those galleys don't row themselves. :rolleyes:
I'd be the town herb woman/witch. :D
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2013, 09:03:04 PM
This village needs more women.
I've left to find them.
I'll be the guy sitting in the village pub, rambling about his grandiose schemes that never materialize.
So sixteen guys sitting in the tavern and four village idiots.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A FUNCTIONING LABOR MARKET.
Quote from: merithyn on July 01, 2013, 11:52:58 PM
I'd be the town herb woman/witch. :D
I burn meri as a move action. Oooh, I rolled a 20.
I'd run the village atomic bomb program and tabletop miniature gaming nights.
You can't move out because there's a twist.
Plumber and Moonshiner.
I figure I'd run the general store.
Quote from: The Brain on July 02, 2013, 01:01:11 AM
You can't move out because there's a twist.
:lmfao:
Who's the major of Languishtown? :hmm:
LOL can I be the: bin man.
I'd be a beekeeper.
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2013, 09:03:04 PM
This village needs more women.
That's where Siege and co come in.
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Quote from: mongers on July 01, 2013, 07:36:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2013, 07:21:46 PM
I'd move out.
Appropriate, I'll mark you down as 'absentee landlord'. :P
I'm the dude raiding your village of aspies and pussies.
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2013, 06:00:56 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 02, 2013, 01:01:11 AM
You can't move out because there's a twist.
:lmfao:
Who's the major of Languishtown? :hmm:
Not me, I know that much. Jesus. Can you imagine trying to herd around such a bunch of miscreants?
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2013, 06:00:56 AM
Who's the major of Languishtown? :hmm:
Duh. The Baron, with Seedy as his Sheriff and Raz as the Deputy. :)
Pretty sure 11B would be the lawman.
I'll maintain the temple for Hod/Isis. Meri is in charge of the bacchanals.
I'll be the failed intellectual turned eco-farmer. And you WILL buy my overpriced milk.
Quote from: Liep on July 02, 2013, 12:10:48 PM
I'll be the failed intellectual turned eco-farmer. And you WILL buy my overpriced milk.
I'll buy your overpriced blueberries. :hug:
Quote from: DGuller on July 02, 2013, 12:11:46 PM
I'll buy your overpriced blueberries. :hug:
:hug:
Remember to rinse them.
Quote from: garbon on July 02, 2013, 12:07:02 PM
I'll maintain the temple for Hod/Isis. Meri is in charge of the bacchanals.
I'M ON IT!!!
I would be the guy who lives on the moutain overlooking the village, who leaves from time to time.
Which is a nice way of saying, I wont be around much over the summer. Hope everyone has fun.
I'll be a farmer in our bucholic little village. :alberta:
I'd probably be the guy who has a nice house on the lake, coming by on the weekend and for however many weeks during the summer to get away from life in the city.
... but I'd definitely check out the Brain's miniature gaming nights.
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2013, 01:55:42 PM
... but I'd definitely check out the Brain's miniature gaming nights.
I think The Brain will be over at Liep's on most nights.
The essential question hasn't been tackled yet: would the Languish village be what it takes to raise a child?
That kid from New Jersey named Adolph Hitler has been taken from his parents, maybe we could adpot him.
Quote from: Syt on July 02, 2013, 02:01:24 PM
The essential question hasn't been tackled yet: would the Languish village be what it takes to raise a child?
Maybe if the child's name is Damien.
I'll be in charge of garbage dispossal.
And water supply.
Quote from: Siege on July 02, 2013, 03:01:17 PM
I'll be in charge of garbage dispossal.
And water supply.
:lmfao:
Quote from: merithyn on July 02, 2013, 11:57:44 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2013, 06:00:56 AM
Who's the major of Languishtown? :hmm:
Duh. The Baron, with Seedy as his Sheriff and Raz as the Deputy. :)
I have a feeling I won't live long in this village.
Quote from: Siege on July 02, 2013, 03:01:17 PM
I'll be in charge of garbage dispossal.
And water supply.
:D
Quote from: Siege on July 02, 2013, 03:01:17 PM
I'll be in charge of garbage dispossal.
And water supply.
:lol:
Quote from: derspiess on July 02, 2013, 11:59:05 AM
Pretty sure 11B would be the lawman.
If all you mutts were in a village, I'd be the one parking the Ryder rental truck with Indiana plates in the square and briskly walking away. Very briskly.
Quote from: Siege on July 02, 2013, 03:01:17 PM
I'll be in charge of garbage dispossal.
And water supply.
:lol:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 09:08:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 02, 2013, 11:59:05 AM
Pretty sure 11B would be the lawman.
If all you mutts were in a village, I'd be the one parking the Ryder rental truck with Indiana plates in the square and briskly walking away. Very briskly.
If only all of Languish had but one neck. :yes:
Quote from: Caliga on July 02, 2013, 09:28:07 PM
If only all of Languish had but one neck. :yes:
It does. Yi's neck.
Mono will open a branch of his HK bank and offer loans at 150% interest.
Lettow will bring his japanese wife and open a charter of the Jap-Cuzz-Zy-Klan.
Malthus will dig for bones of the natives previously occupying our land, his discovreries used by Garbon to prove homosexuality is genetical, and by Queequeg to write the history of how the languishtas displaced the local injuns.
Shelf will try to justify why CdM went Timothy Mcvei on us, Yi will hit Shelf in the head with his shovel.
Quote from: Syt on July 02, 2013, 02:01:24 PM
The essential question hasn't been tackled yet: would the Languish village be what it takes to raise a child?
Ed lives in the village. I don't think we'd be short on children.
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2013, 01:49:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 02, 2013, 02:01:24 PM
The essential question hasn't been tackled yet: would the Languish village be what it takes to raise a child?
Ed lives in the village. I don't think we'd be short on children.
I'm not helping him raise his wife.
Quote from: katmai on July 03, 2013, 04:12:26 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2013, 01:49:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 02, 2013, 02:01:24 PM
The essential question hasn't been tackled yet: would the Languish village be what it takes to raise a child?
Ed lives in the village. I don't think we'd be short on children.
I'm not helping him raise his wife.
You can't say that! But it got said!!!
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2013, 01:49:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 02, 2013, 02:01:24 PM
The essential question hasn't been tackled yet: would the Languish village be what it takes to raise a child?
Ed lives in the village. I don't think we'd be short on children.
No, Ed would not live in the village of Aspies.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 07:24:04 PM
No, Ed would not live in the village of Aspies.
You'd be roommates with Tim, and there'd be a camera crew(well at least Katmai) following you around. :ph34r:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 03, 2013, 07:53:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 07:24:04 PM
No, Ed would not live in the village of Aspies.
You'd be roommates with Tim, and there'd be a camera crew(well at least Katmai) following you around. :ph34r:
Cripple fight!
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 03, 2013, 07:53:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 07:24:04 PM
No, Ed would not live in the village of Aspies.
You'd be roommates with Tim, and there'd be a camera crew(well at least Katmai) following you around. :ph34r:
Ow.
Somebody is getting raped with a broomstick.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 07:24:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2013, 01:49:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 02, 2013, 02:01:24 PM
The essential question hasn't been tackled yet: would the Languish village be what it takes to raise a child?
Ed lives in the village. I don't think we'd be short on children.
No, Ed would not live in the village of Aspies.
It's the village of Languish. You've made 24,000 posts. Deal with it.
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2013, 10:26:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 07:24:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2013, 01:49:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 02, 2013, 02:01:24 PM
The essential question hasn't been tackled yet: would the Languish village be what it takes to raise a child?
Ed lives in the village. I don't think we'd be short on children.
No, Ed would not live in the village of Aspies.
It's the village of Languish. You've made 24,000 posts. Deal with it.
Ed in his Languish village estate...
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I'd be the landowner in serious financial distress. <_<
L.
I'll edit the village newspaper.
Whale snacks maker, with a sideline in printing.
Will the village have freedom of expression and freedom of press?
Quote from: Siege on July 04, 2013, 12:13:51 PM
Will the village have freedom of expression and freedom of press?
Up to a point, I'm sure.
I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.
So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?
Quote from: The Brain on July 04, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.
You don't want to watch the Ed & Tim Show? :(
Quote from: Siege on July 04, 2013, 01:37:05 PM
So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?
I don't know who that is, but I'm sure people will persecute you anyways. It's our way.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 04, 2013, 01:48:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 04, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.
You don't want to watch the Ed & Tim Show? :(
Which species is Mr. Tim?
Quote from: Neil on July 04, 2013, 02:49:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 04, 2013, 01:37:05 PM
So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?
I don't know who that is, but I'm sure people will persecute you anyways. It's our way.
And can he listen to The Who without fear of percussion? Probably not.
Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor, I think I'd be the town tailor, selling all manner of men's slacks.
Quote from: Barrister on July 04, 2013, 03:14:10 PM
Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor,
:huh:
Oh no, we definitively need a prosecutor.
Why would I go insane if reality tv was outlawed?
Quote from: Barrister on July 04, 2013, 03:14:10 PM
Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor, I think I'd be the town tailor, selling all manner of men's slacks.
You could prosecute people for uttering threats at Tim. That would keep you plenty busy.
Quote from: Siege on July 04, 2013, 04:31:43 PM
Oh no, we definitively need a prosecutor.
Who would put in you jail for uttering threats if we didnt? :(
Quote from: katmai on July 04, 2013, 04:36:48 PM
Why would I go insane if reality tv was outlawed?
From not getting your Real Housewives fix?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 04, 2013, 04:45:46 PM
From not getting your Real Housewives fix?
That sounds like an incredibly boring show.
Quote from: katmai on July 04, 2013, 04:36:48 PM
Why would I go insane if reality tv was outlawed?
You'd be both out of work and out of favorite pastime.
Quote from: The Brain on July 04, 2013, 05:00:07 PM
You'd be both out of work and out of favorite pastime.
He can find pasture at my farm.