If Languish Were A Village

[Brazen]

I'll edit the village newspaper.

[Legbiter]

Whale snacks maker, with a sideline in printing.

[Siege]

Will the village have freedom of expression and freedom of press?

[Neil]

Will the village have freedom of expression and freedom of press?

Up to a point, I'm sure.

[The Brain]

I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.

[Siege]

So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?

[Eddie Teach]

I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.

You don't want to watch the Ed & Tim Show? 

[Neil]

So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?

I don't know who that is, but I'm sure people will persecute you anyways.  It's our way.

[The Brain]

I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.

You don't want to watch the Ed & Tim Show? 

Which species is Mr. Tim?

[Eddie Teach]

So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?

I don't know who that is, but I'm sure people will persecute you anyways.  It's our way.

And can he listen to The Who without fear of percussion? Probably not.

[Barrister]

Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor, I think I'd be the town tailor, selling all manner of men's slacks.

[The Brain]

Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor,

[Siege]

Oh no, we definitively need a prosecutor.

[katmai]

Why would I go insane if reality tv was outlawed?

[Neil]

Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor, I think I'd be the town tailor, selling all manner of men's slacks.

You could prosecute people for uttering threats at Tim.  That would keep you plenty busy.