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If Languish Were A Village

Started by mongers, July 01, 2013, 07:19:44 PM

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Neil

I would be the guy responsible for the village dreadnought programme.

Failing that, I suppose I'd be some sort of bureaucrat.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

HVC

Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:34:57 PM
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
:lol: as long as I stay out of the sun I'm fairly white :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: HVC on July 01, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:34:57 PM
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
:lol: as long as I stay out of the sun I'm fairly white :P

Nice try, Skittles.  So solly.

fhdz

and the horse you rode in on

lustindarkness

I will be the owner of the landscape company, the other spics would work part time for me. One of them moonlights as a cameraman for reality shows, the other teaches engrish at another village.

I also will sell sunglasses.  :D
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Sophie Scholl

Brewer/Tavernkeep or member of the Brutesquad.
"Everything that brought you here -- all the things that made you a prisoner of past sins -- they are gone. Forever and for good. So let the past go... and live."

"Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did."

katmai

Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 01, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:34:57 PM
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
:lol: as long as I stay out of the sun I'm fairly white :P

Nice try, Skittles.  So solly.

He's lighter than your black irish ass.


Come to think of it, so is garbon.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

HVC

Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2013, 08:57:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 01, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:34:57 PM
Probably HVC too, while he was at it.
:lol: as long as I stay out of the sun I'm fairly white :P

Nice try, Skittles.  So solly.

He's lighter than your black irish ass.


Come to think of it, so is garbon.
:lol: Also, skittle? that's a new one.


Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Eddie Teach

Do they make eggplant flavored skittles?  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

FunkMonk

This village needs more women.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2013, 08:57:16 PM
He's lighter than your black irish ass.


Come to think of it, so is garbon.

But see, I'd be following derspiess while he was on his Negro Safari looking for an Afro to mount on his wall.

Neil

Why would there be much racism in Languish village?  Just about everyone is white, and the only one of us who is really, really racist is CdM.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

CountDeMoney


derspiess

Quote from: Benedict Arnold on July 01, 2013, 08:54:59 PM
Brewer/Tavernkeep or member of the Brutesquad.

I'd be barfly at said tavern.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

mongers

Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 09:20:16 PM
Says the ethnic Albertan.

Being an Albert is an ethnicity nowadays?  :hmm:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"