News:

And we're back!

Main Menu

Puzzles

Started by Admiral Yi, June 12, 2013, 05:59:54 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
User actions

Admiral Yi

#30
June 12, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
Is that it, or do you need more?

Viking

#31
June 12, 2013, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 12, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
Is that it, or do you need more?

I need more. Ditching work is not reason for suicide.

Basically I answer yes and no questions until somebody can come up with the missing bits from the story.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Admiral Yi

#32
June 12, 2013, 07:01:46 PM
Is this one of those multi-stage ones, like since he was late for work he knew someone had fucked with his alarm clock, since someone had fucked with his alarm clock he knew....?

Jacob

#33
June 12, 2013, 07:03:58 PM
Yeah, I think we have to figure out why it was such a big deal why he wasn't on air.

Was it a civilian radio station?

... a military one?

... a government one?

Did the man face personal bankruptcy for his failure to be on air?

Did the man trigger terrible personal repercussions for his failure to be on air?

Did the man trigger large scale death due to his failure to be on the air?

Was the man late for work?

Liep

#34
June 12, 2013, 07:05:11 PM
He had set his watch back from summertime, but then he remembered that Medvedev abolished it, and then he remembered that Putin is now president, and that was just too much to bear.

I think I'll sleep on this one. :P
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Viking

#35
June 12, 2013, 07:06:21 PM
Quote from: Jacob on June 12, 2013, 07:03:58 PM
Yeah, I think we have to figure out why it was such a big deal why he wasn't on air.

Was it a civilian radio station?
Yes
Quote from: Jacob on June 12, 2013, 07:03:58 PM
... a military one?
No
Quote from: Jacob on June 12, 2013, 07:03:58 PM

... a government one?
No
Quote from: Jacob on June 12, 2013, 07:03:58 PM

Did the man face personal bankruptcy for his failure to be on air?
No
Quote from: Jacob on June 12, 2013, 07:03:58 PM

Did the man trigger terrible personal repercussions for his failure to be on air?
Yes
Quote from: Jacob on June 12, 2013, 07:03:58 PM

Did the man trigger large scale death due to his failure to be on the air?
No
Quote from: Jacob on June 12, 2013, 07:03:58 PM

Was the man late for work?

No
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Admiral Yi

#36
June 12, 2013, 07:09:43 PM
Did his failure cause small scale loss of life?

Viking

#37
June 12, 2013, 07:11:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 12, 2013, 07:09:43 PM
Did his failure cause small scale loss of life?

The entire point here is that his failure causes the loss of his own life.... but, apart from that one sucide.

No.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Viking

#38
June 12, 2013, 07:17:33 PM
I'm going to bed, if anybody cares, I'll continue this tomorrow.

The late at night bit still hasn't been asked about or included in any theory.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Admiral Yi

#39
June 12, 2013, 07:19:17 PM
If you leave when you're pitching, I propose you put the answer in spoiler mode.  That way someone else can handle the pitching chores in your absence.

Viking

#40
June 13, 2013, 05:04:02 AM
Fair enough, lets keep going then...
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Liep

#41
June 13, 2013, 05:21:42 AM
Is he still in his car?
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Viking

#42
June 13, 2013, 05:40:54 AM
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Octavian

#43
June 13, 2013, 06:07:32 AM
Does he usually work late at night?
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Viking

#44
June 13, 2013, 06:26:32 AM
Quote from: Octavian on June 13, 2013, 06:07:32 AM
Does he usually work late at night?

Yes
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
User actions