2016 elections - because it's never too early

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Valmy

#9060
April 26, 2016, 01:39:03 PM
Is there space for all those Celebrities on Cape Breton?  :hmm:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

#9061
April 26, 2016, 01:40:14 PM
Definitely not Rosie.

derspiess

#9062
April 26, 2016, 02:04:05 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 26, 2016, 01:40:14 PM
Definitely not Rosie.

She needs about 10 acres to graze.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

#9063
April 26, 2016, 02:15:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 26, 2016, 12:00:03 PM
Maybe Marty remembers the shenanigans of Yuri Andropov. Because Marty is that old.

Well maybe that is a bit much to expect him to know.  It was a long time ago.  I guess not everyone knows his story.  I do, but it occurs to me that might be because I knew the man.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Legbiter

#9064
April 26, 2016, 02:33:30 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 26, 2016, 01:37:17 PM
And some times you just have to hand it to Trump.  When asked about the number of celebrities promising to leave the US for Canada if Trump was elected (including Lena Dunham, Whoopi Goldberg, John Stewart, and Trump's favourite Rosie O'Donnell):

Quote"Now I have to get elected because I'll be doing a great service to our country," he said. "Now it's much more important. In fact, I'll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now."

http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/trump-ill-do-country-a-great-service-by-winning-if-rosie-leaves-222437#ixzz46xWet2so

If Trump gets rid of Dunham he's off to a good start making America great again.  :showoff:
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crazy canuck

#9065
April 26, 2016, 02:43:29 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 26, 2016, 01:37:17 PM
And some times you just have to hand it to Trump.  When asked about the number of celebrities promising to leave the US for Canada if Trump was elected (including Lena Dunham, Whoopi Goldberg, John Stewart, and Trump's favourite Rosie O'Donnell):

Quote"Now I have to get elected because I'll be doing a great service to our country," he said. "Now it's much more important. In fact, I'll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now."

http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/trump-ill-do-country-a-great-service-by-winning-if-rosie-leaves-222437#ixzz46xWet2so

Yep, you have to hand it to him for acting like a child.  And you really have to hand it to people who think that is a good thing.  A great thing.  You wouldn't believe how great it would be to have someone so immature in the office of the President of the United States.

Valmy

#9066
April 26, 2016, 02:47:30 PM
It would make the internet so much more entertaining for a few Icelanders and Polish people. Important considerations in any election :hmm:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#9067
April 26, 2016, 02:51:22 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 26, 2016, 02:43:29 PM
Yep, you have to hand it to him for acting like a child.  And you really have to hand it to people who think that is a good thing.  A great thing.  You wouldn't believe how great it would be to have someone so immature in the office of the President of the United States.

Like I said, the first ten days of a Trump presidency would be awesome.  The hangover, though.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

crazy canuck

#9068
April 26, 2016, 02:54:31 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 26, 2016, 02:47:30 PM
It would make the internet so much more entertaining for a few Icelanders and Polish people. Important considerations in any election :hmm:

:D

Eddie Teach

#9069
April 26, 2016, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 26, 2016, 02:47:30 PM
It would make the internet so much more entertaining for a few Icelanders and Polish people. Important considerations in any election :hmm:

Trump is by far the worst candidate for Poland though.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

crazy canuck

#9070
April 26, 2016, 03:03:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 26, 2016, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 26, 2016, 02:47:30 PM
It would make the internet so much more entertaining for a few Icelanders and Polish people. Important considerations in any election :hmm:

Trump is by far the worst candidate for Poland though.

And yet Marti adores at least one of Trump's advisors  :hmm:

CountDeMoney

#9071
April 26, 2016, 03:23:37 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 26, 2016, 11:31:48 AM
Speaking of today's election, have you voted yet Seedy?

No; Maryland does not have open primaries, and as I am not registered with either party, I just get to enjoy lighter traffic since schools are closed.

Now, if this were a Board of Education year, then my UNA ass could weigh in, but it's not.

Legbiter

#9072
April 26, 2016, 03:25:54 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 26, 2016, 02:47:30 PM
It would make the internet so much more entertaining for a few Icelanders and Polish people. Important considerations in any election :hmm:

Eh, aside from the Weekly Standard faggots, life would go on pretty much as usual under God Emperor Trump.



The butthurt will be glorious though.
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Admiral Yi

#9073
April 26, 2016, 03:28:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 26, 2016, 03:23:37 PM
No; Maryland does not have open primaries, and as I am not registered with either party, I just get to enjoy lighter traffic since schools are closed.

Now, if this were a Board of Education year, then my UNA ass could weigh in, but it's not.

SUPPRESSED

CountDeMoney

#9074
April 26, 2016, 03:36:20 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 26, 2016, 03:28:47 PM
SUPPRESSED

I don't feel suppressed though; unlike so many of the knucklehead crybabies this primary season, I've known since 9th grade that one has to be a member of a political party in Maryland to vote in a political party's primary.

Except in 2000, when the GOP opened their primary here, ostensibly to stop Dubya;  I voted Johnny Hero, and thoroughly enjoyed doing so.  Alas, the Dubya Smear Machinetm won, like it always did.
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