2016 elections - because it's never too early

Started by merithyn, May 09, 2013, 07:37:45 AM

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Legbiter

#6465
March 07, 2016, 04:31:22 AM
Quote from: Berkut on March 06, 2016, 07:05:43 PM
Jesus, that is just plain depressing. The only one close to Trump is the one who would actually be even worse...

Cruz's voice and super villain face really work against him.  :hmm:
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celedhring

#6466
March 07, 2016, 04:36:58 AM
As opposed to Trump's deep bass voice and totally non-ridiculous hair?  :hmm:

Legbiter

#6467
March 07, 2016, 04:47:33 AM
Apparently yes.  :lol:
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garbon

#6468
March 07, 2016, 08:38:24 AM
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Valmy

#6469
March 07, 2016, 09:11:57 AM Last Edit: March 07, 2016, 09:30:24 AM by Valmy
Cruz is an ideological puritan who will cause serious and long term harm to the country. And he is from Texas. But America never learns, they keep saying they hate Texas and think we suck but somehow keep electing our very worst people, our politicians, to high national office. What is wrong with you assholes?
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derspiess

#6470
March 07, 2016, 09:30:01 AM
:hmm:
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Valmy

#6471
March 07, 2016, 09:30:51 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 07, 2016, 09:30:01 AM
:hmm:

Meant Cruz. Stupid fantasies about us becoming a fascist republic from the other thread distracted me.
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lustindarkness

#6472
March 07, 2016, 09:32:10 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on March 07, 2016, 04:31:22 AM
Quote from: Berkut on March 06, 2016, 07:05:43 PM
Jesus, that is just plain depressing. The only one close to Trump is the one who would actually be even worse...

Cruz's voice and super villain face really work against him.  :hmm:

I liked his voice on the Bad Lip Reading YouTube.
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derspiess

#6473
March 07, 2016, 09:33:37 AM
Just realized the wife is flying to Argentina the day before Ohio's primary.  Need to get a hold of an absentee ballot so as not to let that precious primary vote go to waste.
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alfred russel

#6474
March 07, 2016, 09:35:52 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 07, 2016, 09:33:37 AM
Just realized the wife is flying to Argentina the day before Ohio's primary.  Need to get a hold of an absentee ballot so as not to let that precious primary vote go to waste.

Who are you telling her to vote for?

Also, will she be coming back?
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Valmy

#6475
March 07, 2016, 09:37:38 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 07, 2016, 09:33:37 AM
Just realized the wife is flying to Argentina the day before Ohio's primary.  Need to get a hold of an absentee ballot so as not to let that precious primary vote go to waste.

Just do early voting.
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derspiess

#6476
March 07, 2016, 09:39:53 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 07, 2016, 09:30:51 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 07, 2016, 09:30:01 AM
:hmm:

Meant Cruz. Stupid fantasies about us becoming a fascist republic from the other thread distracted me.

:D

Anyway Cruz is a credit to your state.  You should be proud.
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derspiess

#6477
March 07, 2016, 09:44:21 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on March 07, 2016, 09:35:52 AM
Who are you telling her to vote for?

Telling her to vote the candidate that best matches her views.  And according to the isidewith.com quiz, that's Ted Cruz :lol:

QuoteAlso, will she be coming back?

Hope so.  Dinner doesn't cook itself.
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Valmy

#6478
March 07, 2016, 09:47:33 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 07, 2016, 09:39:53 AM
:D

Anyway Cruz is a credit to your state.  You should be proud.

Don't say I didn't warn you on multiple occasions -_-
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celedhring

#6479
March 07, 2016, 09:51:38 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 07, 2016, 09:47:33 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 07, 2016, 09:39:53 AM
:D

Anyway Cruz is a credit to your state.  You should be proud.

Don't say I didn't warn you on multiple occasions -_-

Blame Canada, imho.
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