2016 elections - because it's never too early

[Eddie Teach]

The context here is a race that has already descended to the schoolyard, with comments about the size of Trump's manhood flying about.

In that specific context, it is impossible to reasonably see Trump's comment as lacking a sexual insult angle.

Trump spends several hours a day talking. Presumably most of that time he's not spending seething over a few gibes at his tiny, tiny hands.

There are three distinct possibilities:
1 Trump overlooked the blow job angle completely. Totally possible, since he talks a lot and doesn't seem to think about what he's going to say nearly as much.
2 Trump recognized that possible interpretation, but had the "proper" interpretation in his pocket if he got called on it. This is also pretty believable. He is a shrewd guy.
3 Trump actually meant Romney would have sucked him off. Very crass, and considering how much time he spends calling his opponents out for being "nasty", the least likely of these possibilities.

[garbon]

2 is what I think.

[Malthus]

The context here is a race that has already descended to the schoolyard, with comments about the size of Trump's manhood flying about.

In that specific context, it is impossible to reasonably see Trump's comment as lacking a sexual insult angle.

Trump spends several hours a day talking. Presumably most of that time he's not spending seething over a few gibes at his tiny, tiny hands.

There are three distinct possibilities:
1 Trump overlooked the blow job angle completely. Totally possible, since he talks a lot and doesn't seem to think about what he's going to say nearly as much.
2 Trump recognized that possible interpretation, but had the "proper" interpretation in his pocket if he got called on it. This is also pretty believable. He is a shrewd guy.
3 Trump actually meant Romney would have sucked him off. Very crass, and considering how much time he spends calling his opponents out for being "nasty", the least likely of these possibilities.

I don't for a second think Trump actually thought Mitt would literally have sucked him off. I think he was playing 'Mitt would have submitted orally' for laughs, which, not coincidentally, is exactly what he got.     

Of course it is totally deniable. The race hasn't - yet - descended to the level of making such comments openly - though it may yet, given a couple of days. 

[The Brain]

How is it an insult to suck the cock of a rich and powerful white man?

[Eddie Teach]

How is it an insult to suck the cock of a rich and powerful white man?

That's a compliment, surely.

Now to accuse someone else of doing so, that might be taken differently.

[Legbiter]

This thread has gone to some dark places.

[Norgy]

Please, this is nothing. We can make it a lot darker, surely.

[dps]

Please, this is nothing. We can make it a lot darker, surely.

"When I become President, I'll force Mitt to give free blowjobs to everyone!"

[lustindarkness]

Please, this is nothing. We can make it a lot darker, surely.

"When I become President, I'll force Mitt to give free blowjobs to everyone!"

When you running? You have my vote.

[Norgy]

When I'm president, we'll have POV pornos shot in the Oval Office. And you'll like the first one. No cigars. I'll also reveal some truths about Hitler.

[FunkMonk]

We're going to have so many blowjobs in the White House. So many. You won't believe how many. And you'll be begging for more! Like a dog.

[Norgy]

When I'm president, we'll actually launder your dresses after a decent cumshot.

[alfred russel]

Is that a serious question?  Getting on one's knees is a classic human signal of submission.  It's been that way from way before blow jobs became all the rage.

THAT is a bold statement. I think blowjobs have been the rage for a long time.

I think Trump knows that when he says stuff like this, or references his penis size in a debate, that is what the conversation will be about, rather than the fraud that was Trump University.

[garbon]

So why did Carson need to wait till CPAC to suspend his campaign?

[Ed Anger]

Please, this is nothing. We can make it a lot darker, surely.

Chris Christie follows Trump around dressed only in a loincloth in private.