2016 elections - because it's never too early

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Valmy

#5850
March 01, 2016, 09:00:13 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 01, 2016, 08:59:23 PM
Looks like Cruz may win Oklahoma as well

'Mobile Home Republicans' we call them.
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FunkMonk

#5851
March 01, 2016, 09:01:17 PM
Oklahoma is a bad state anyway.
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Habbaku

#5852
March 01, 2016, 09:02:15 PM
Cruz winning Texas and North Texas would be nice, at least.
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Valmy

#5853
March 01, 2016, 09:03:25 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on March 01, 2016, 09:02:15 PM
Cruz winning Texas and North Texas would be nice, at least.

This would enrage me if not for the knowledge it would enrage Okies far more :P
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#5854
March 01, 2016, 09:05:29 PM
Perhaps the state should be divided into South Oklahoma and North Mexico.  :hmm:
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Monoriu

#5855
March 01, 2016, 09:06:39 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on March 01, 2016, 08:54:48 PM
The party of Lincoln laid low by a reality TV celebrity. For shame.

It isn't just Trump.  I hate to say it, but the rest of the leading Republican candidates don't look like reasonable moderates to me any more, especially Cruz and Carson.  What does it say about a great party like the US Republican party if three of their leading candidates take non-moderate positions?  And frankly, while Mr Rubio takes somewhat more reasonable positions, this can only be said in a strictly relative sense.  I hate Bernie Sanders, but he actually appears to be much more rational. 

Eddie Teach

#5856
March 01, 2016, 09:09:16 PM
Our primary process does a good job of weeding out moderates.
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jimmy olsen

#5857
March 01, 2016, 09:11:17 PM
Oklahoma has been called for Cruz.

It's now Trump 5, Cruz 2, Rubio 0
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katmai

#5858
March 01, 2016, 09:14:20 PM
So a Canadian and a Twat? Looks like my streak of non G.O.P. voting continues since write in for McCain in 2000.
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Valmy

#5859
March 01, 2016, 09:15:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 01, 2016, 09:11:17 PM
Oklahoma has been called for Cruz.

It's now Trump 5, Cruz 2, Rubio 0

Trump is on the run!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

jimmy olsen

#5860
March 01, 2016, 09:15:40 PM
Oklahoma called for Sanders
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Habbaku

#5861
March 01, 2016, 09:15:56 PM
What is going on in Massachussetts?
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Valmy

#5862
March 01, 2016, 09:17:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 01, 2016, 09:05:29 PM
Perhaps the state should be divided into South Oklahoma and North Mexico.  :hmm:

Oh come on. We already have a New Mexico. That would just be confusing. Can we also make an 'East Alabama'?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#5863
March 01, 2016, 09:17:49 PM
Quote from: katmai on March 01, 2016, 09:14:20 PM
So a Canadian and a Twat? Looks like my streak of non G.O.P. voting continues since write in for McCain in 2000.

You would totally vote for Justin Bieber who is both.  :P
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katmai

#5864
March 01, 2016, 09:18:40 PM
:x no, no i wouldn't.
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