2016 elections - because it's never too early

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katmai

#4140
February 02, 2016, 01:14:12 AM
just you.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

derspiess

#4141
February 02, 2016, 01:15:35 AM
US captain looks like Robert Redford. On the poster for The Sting. Sorta.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Jaron

#4142
February 02, 2016, 01:17:47 AM
I can totally see Cruz there!
Winner of THE grumbler point.

katmai

#4143
February 02, 2016, 01:31:29 AM
Ok, so you and the Moron see it Razzle.


So i know major media was saying Hillary was doomed if the Bern won, what does a practical tie mean? :unsure:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Monoriu

#4144
February 02, 2016, 01:41:49 AM
Will no one think of the party establishment?  The elders want you guys to vote for Clinton and Bush, and see what you guys did  <_<

Martinus

#4145
February 02, 2016, 01:43:12 AM
Cruz - Sanders would be an even worse race than Trump - Sanders.

LaCroix

#4146
February 02, 2016, 02:01:39 AM
why does everyone pick on jaron? he's the board's nice mormon law student just trying to get by and people pile on him smh

katmai

#4147
February 02, 2016, 02:02:21 AM
His ass ain't mormon or a law student.:huh:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Razgovory

#4148
February 02, 2016, 02:36:40 AM
Quote from: katmai on February 02, 2016, 01:31:29 AM
Ok, so you and the Moron see it Razzle.


So i know major media was saying Hillary was doomed if the Bern won, what does a practical tie mean? :unsure:

It's the eyes.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#4149
February 02, 2016, 02:40:58 AM
Quote from: katmai on February 02, 2016, 02:02:21 AM
His ass ain't mormon or a law student.:huh:

He's a Mormon-sympathizer.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#4150
February 02, 2016, 03:49:16 AM
Quote from: katmai on February 02, 2016, 02:02:21 AM
His ass ain't mormon or a law student.:huh:

I think he's getting closer and closer to putting on The Underwear.

garbon

#4151
February 02, 2016, 03:53:47 AM
Coin flips in Iowa?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Lettow77

#4152
February 02, 2016, 06:11:06 AM
 That Sanders failed consecutive coin flips shows he is an inauspicious choice for presidential candidate. A president with an agenda shifted left or right may bring no real disaster to the nation, but an unlucky one surely will. The South has enough problems without the Mississippi flooding over and hurricanes ravaging the coast because Sanders lacks divine favor.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

jimmy olsen

#4153
February 02, 2016, 07:10:55 AM
Quote from: Jaron on February 01, 2016, 11:55:42 PM
Tim called it. Trump crushed Cruz.  :lmfao:

If the entrance polls were accurate he would have,  they were not.
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Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Liep

#4154
February 02, 2016, 07:11:36 AM
Quote from: garbon on February 02, 2016, 03:53:47 AM
Coin flips in Iowa?

I remember seeing the episode about this in VEEP but I can't recall what they actually did when it tied nationally. :hmm:
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