2016 elections - because it's never too early

[Tonitrus]

It will be interesting to see how the Apricot Warrior handles the "town hall" set up.

I dunno...in the sit-down events he does, he usually gets more cerebral and less bombastic than his campaign speeches.  It's still Trump, of course. 

[Ed Anger]

In other words they got too many of them white folk in Ohio 

Don't laugh;  I read somewhere the other day that the critical swing county demos are actually getting older and whiter in Ohio. 

You subtract all the young people getting the fuck out, as well as all the negros getting killed by the cops, and all that's left is Ed and derfetusfucker.  Basic math.

They was interviewing some old union  democrat fucks up near Canton and they were frothy Trump this erection.

Hell my dad is a long time Dem and he's a Trump guy.  I think it's pure Hillary hatred fueling him. And he voted Bill twice.

[Admiral Yi]

One funky twist is they will be able to ask clarifying questions, according to CNN.

Wonder how they pick these plants participants.  Also wonder how Anderson will distinguish between legitimate clarification and speechification.

[CountDeMoney]

They was interviewing some old union  democrat fucks up near Canton and they were frothy Trump this erection.

Hell my dad is a long time Dem and he's a Trump guy.  I think it's pure Hillary hatred fueling him. And he voted Bill twice.

Yeah, nothing's quite as sublimely and insidiously threatening to Our Americans Way of Life^TM as somebody who pees sitting down.

[derspiess]

I have to say Pence has generally impressed me quite a bit since coming on board as Trump's running mate.  Although I'm firmly #NeverTrump, I don't begrudge those who in this dark moment do support his Orange Majesty.

Why do you not begrudge them? Seems intellectually dishonest.

Both main candidates are terrible.  I don't think negatively of people who vote for either of them, though.  I'm voting third party for the first time in my life, but it is what it is.  Who am I to judge?

[11B4V]

I don't know if I can bring myself to watch the next debate.

Dude, it's going to be so spectacular. 

I know. A wreck you can't look away from.

[Ed Anger]

They was interviewing some old union  democrat fucks up near Canton and they were frothy Trump this erection.

Hell my dad is a long time Dem and he's a Trump guy.  I think it's pure Hillary hatred fueling him. And he voted Bill twice.

Yeah, nothing's quite as sublimely and insidiously threatening to Our Americans Way of Life^TM as somebody who pees sitting down.

Where do you think I got my wimmins hatin' from? 

[Ed Anger]

I have to say Pence has generally impressed me quite a bit since coming on board as Trump's running mate.  Although I'm firmly #NeverTrump, I don't begrudge those who in this dark moment do support his Orange Majesty.

Why do you not begrudge them? Seems intellectually dishonest.

Both main candidates are terrible.  I don't think negatively of people who vote for either of them, though.  I'm voting third party for the first time in my life, but it is what it is.  Who am I to judge?

Berk has already told you that you are voting Trump.

[derspiess]

I was watching my local news(pedos, pedos, house fires, clown hysteria) and didn't see a single clinton ad. Maybe there is some substance to her campaign giving up in Ohio.

On ESPN just now they ran the one about OMG Trump is mean to fat wimmenz and finished with "Is this the man we being president of our little girls?" or somesuch.  I think the females in my family would survive.

[Ed Anger]

I was watching my local news(pedos, pedos, house fires, clown hysteria) and didn't see a single clinton ad. Maybe there is some substance to her campaign giving up in Ohio.

On ESPN just now they ran the one about OMG Trump is mean to fat wimmenz and finished with "Is this the man we being president of our little girls?" or somesuch.  I think the females in my family would survive.

No fat chicks

[derspiess]

Berk has already told you that you are voting Trump.

He's just about pushed me to do that.  Out of spite.

[Ed Anger]

Berk has already told you that you are voting Trump.

He's just about pushed me to do that.  Out of spite.

Come to the Dark Side my son.

[CountDeMoney]

Where do you think I got my wimmins hatin' from? 

My mother, the Roe v Wade abortion-on-tap warrior, is positively apoplectic.  Sometimes I don't think she'll live to see the election.  She's going to pop a Trumpeurysm.

My Dad just shakes his head, says something about Maggie Thatcher and how nobody was talking shit when Golda Meir was FedEx-ing Muslims back to Muhammed in bushels.

[Berkut]

Berk has already told you that you are voting Trump.

He's just about pushed me to do that.  Out of spite.

You know you are voting for him, you will find some excuse to do so. You are indistinguishable from Marty in your cheerleading.

[derspiess]

My parents are hilariously embarrassed to say they're voting Trump.  The only holdout in the extended family (aside from me) is my brother's wife.  She keeps saying she'll vote Hillary because Trump is "too mean", but I almost have her voting Johnson now.  Should only take another week or so.