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Started by Razgovory, May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM

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Razgovory

May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

saskganesh

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May 24, 2009, 07:45:15 AM
 :lmfao:

humans were created in their own image

Ed Anger

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May 24, 2009, 07:49:00 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?

Learn to hate them. Join me, and we'll rule the galaxy as father and son.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#3
May 24, 2009, 01:13:56 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?

Surely some of them were of the female variety?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

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May 24, 2009, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 24, 2009, 01:13:56 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?

Surely some of them were of the female variety?

I'm not siegy.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

PDH

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May 24, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
I presently live across a street from some rentals that are "rent-assist" places.  That means I get screaming kids, racing engines, domestic violence (with visits from the cops at all hours), and the joy of white trash proximity all the time.  My summer can only get better if they all kill one another off.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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-CdM

Ed Anger

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May 24, 2009, 07:23:24 PM
Quote from: PDH on May 24, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
I presently live across a street from some rentals that are "rent-assist" places.  That means I get screaming kids, racing engines, domestic violence (with visits from the cops at all hours), and the joy of white trash proximity all the time.  My summer can only get better if they all kill one another off.

Invest in an extra long water hose.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Monoriu

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May 25, 2009, 01:35:51 AM
You should be happy there are still people being born.  Otherwise, who will pay taxes when you retire?

saskganesh

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May 25, 2009, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 25, 2009, 01:35:51 AM
You should be happy there are still people being born.  Otherwise, who will pay taxes when you retire?

immigrants.
humans were created in their own image

Neil

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May 25, 2009, 10:04:24 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 25, 2009, 01:35:51 AM
You should be happy there are still people being born.  Otherwise, who will pay taxes when you retire?
Who cares?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

crazy canuck

#10
May 25, 2009, 10:33:35 AM
Seeing teenagers out and about in the summer makes me regret only one thing.  We only have a few years to enjoy being teenagers.

Syt

#11
May 25, 2009, 10:43:05 AM
Raz, if you would venture out of the seclusion of your basement more often you would realize that there's always, anytime annoying teenagers about. Actually, I thought the Austrians had it right, locking their kids away in basements till they have matured and are able of being somewhat productive members of society. Then I thought of you and reconsidered.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Drakken

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May 25, 2009, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?

They are great for target practice, though.  :menace:

Korea

#13
May 25, 2009, 09:04:39 PM
Damn young people. <_<
I want my mother fucking points!

Caliga

#14
May 26, 2009, 06:58:42 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 25, 2009, 10:43:05 AM
Actually, I thought the Austrians had it right, locking their kids away in basements till they have matured and are able of being somewhat productive members of society.
I think the goal of the "Austrian method" is NOT to let them out even after they mature.  :bowler:
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