The Bane of Summer

[DontSayBanana]

You should be happy there are still people being born.  Otherwise, who will pay taxes when you retire?

We will. Disbursements from retirement and even Social Security income are taxed. On the plus side, Social Security will run out at least 10 years before I hit retirement age, so I won't have to worry about taxation from that particular revenue stream.

Anyway, I hate: tourists. Teenagers and stupidity combined into one brain-sucking, swirling nexus of flesh, blood, and enough spray-tan, spray-sunscreen, and bug spray that I can only wish the skies would open up and the sudden burst of unmitigated sunlight would incinerate the tourist attractions.