Chechnya Is Not Czech Republic, Twitter Reminds Itself (TWEETS)

[Eddie Teach]

the most attractive ethnicity in the world

I guess QQ is one of those mistaking Chechens for Czechs. 

[Razgovory]

They're ethnic Chechens, so I think they were muslim all along.

Little known facts-until the 19th Century majority of Chechens were pagan.  Sad to think that only two centuries the most attractive ethnicity in the world belonged to a sexually liberated religion and are now almost universally fanatically Muslim.

In what way were they sexually liberated?

[Queequeg]

I don't know all of the details of the pre-19th Century Chechen religion.  It was a pretty weird mix of native practices, Christianity, and a half-dozen different schools of Islam.  But honestly, just about anything is better than the pop-Salafism that Kadyrov is pumping out, or the real-Salafism preached by the insurgents.

[CountDeMoney]

the most attractive ethnicity in the world

Link, please.

[Queequeg]

the most attractive ethnicity in the world

Link, please.

Not going to have that much luck.  Most pics are of them in hijabs or with a dozen bullet wounds.

[CountDeMoney]

the most attractive ethnicity in the world

Link, please.

Not going to have that much luck.  Most pics are of them in hijabs or with a dozen bullet wounds.

Fine, I'll settle for an explanation how a bunch of brown dirt farmers in the armpit of southwest Asia are "the most attractive ethnicity in the world".

[HVC]

the most attractive ethnicity in the world

Link, please.

Not going to have that much luck.  Most pics are of them in hijabs or with a dozen bullet wounds.

Fine, I'll settle for an explanation how a bunch of brown dirt farmers in the armpit of southwest Asia are "the most attractive ethnicity in the world".

he's hard up and any ethnicity he's talking about at any given moment is "the most attractive ethnicity in the world"

[Queequeg]

That's kind of the point.  It's Eurasia's hilly truck stop.  Every people in history has made their way through the Caucasus.  And there's also a ton of diversity within the mountains themselves because of the impediments to travel preventing homogenization. 

Why do you think a rocky region without natural resources became Muslim anyway?  Slaves.  The Ottomans wanted Chechen female slaves. 

[katmai]

Fine, I'll settle for an explanation how a bunch of brown dirt farmers in the armpit of southwest Asia are "the most attractive ethnicity in the world".

Dude it's Spellus.

[HVC]

Why do you think a rocky region without natural resources became Muslim anyway?  Slaves.  The Ottomans wanted Chechen female slaves. 

so they took all the pretty ones away and left the dregs behind. not the best point to make aout hottness

[CountDeMoney]

Well, I never wanted to fuck one and after a cursory search of my pornography library, I don't see any.  So you're wrong.

But hey, if you want to fuck dirty cave people, knock yourself out, Throg.  Fire bad.

[Queequeg]

There's only 1.3 million of them.  How many women are in your porn inventory?

[CountDeMoney]

Dude it's Spellus.

[Queequeg]

I feel as though I am soon going to regret having asked that.

[CountDeMoney]

Dude it's Spellus.