April Fool's

[MadImmortalMan]

http://www.luckygunner.com/12ga-3-uranium-drone-load-tacnition-5-rounds

12 ga - 3" Uranium Drone Load - 1 3/8 oz - Tacnition - 5 Rounds




Quick Overview
A first of its kind ammunition to help protect you and your family from unwanted surveillance.
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Details
Big Brother is watching, and with modern technology, if Big Brother can see it, he can turn it into a giant smoking crater with just the press of a button. Even your secret remote wilderness bunker is no match for today's military drones. In partnership with Tacnition Ammo, Lucky Gunner is happy to introduce a new way for you to fight back against the All Seeing Eye with our new anti-drone shotgun loads.

Years of research and development have gone into these highly effective 12 gauge shells that can turn even Joe Biden's double barrel shotgun into an instant anti-aircraft platform. Specially formulated propellant is capable of launching 9 pellets of depleted uranium rounds up to 1 km straight up into the air. With accurate shot placement, this armor piercing buckshot will disable vital systems on modern military drones. At minimum, the force of impact will disable navigation systems, but in over 60% of our field tests, the drones were incapable of remaining airborne after contact with our Anti-Drone Loads.

NOTE: Drone Loads are intended for entertainment use only and not intended to be used in any manner not in accordance with federal and local laws. Lucky Gunner assumes no responsibility for any illegal activity involving Tacnition Drone Ammo.

Additional Information
Manufacturer    Tacnition
Condition    new
Bullet Weight    1-3/8 oz
Bullet Type    Depleted Uranium Buckshot
Ammo Casing    Not Applicable
Quantity    5
Ammo Caliber    12 Gauge
Manufacturer SKU    4-1-2013
Primer Type    Not Applicable
Shell Length    3"
Muzzle Velocity (fps)    No
Muzzle Energy (ft lbs)    No
Cost Per Round    $3.55 per round

[Razgovory]

 

[Razgovory]

A game about medieval Europe being overrun by zombies could do well, but Paradox is not the company to make such a game.

Thank God.

[Neil]

April Fool's is so lame nowadays.  Typically it's about a bunch of organisations phoning it in with some lame transparent joke, because it's expected.

I remember when Blizzard said they were going to introduce a Pandarian race into World of Warcraft as an April Fool's joke.  Then several years later, they decided to actually do it.

Yeah, but Blizzard's whole MMO department is where good ideas and creativity go to die.

[Phillip V]

Europa Universalis: The Musical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H67FQX5ZLE

[jimmy olsen]

Why an April Fools joke? They'd make money hand over fist with that.

Not to worry, your fellow luminaries have been coming out in support...

That thread's been great!

I see CK2 is hopping on the zombie bandwagon now to get more sales...

Thanks for ruining my day. We could have gotten playable theocracies but instead they spend time working on this...

First my girlfriend tells me she's leaving me for my uncle and now this...

[Duque de Bragança]

I think the only time I ever fell for a mainstream April Fool's joke was about 20 years ago, when the City Paper published an article that week in the music section about an upcoming collaborative album involving Ministry and Johnny Lee Hooker.  Totally suckered me in, and I was so totally disappointed that it was a gag and not going to happen.  Because I think it would've been cool as shit.