NCAA football, 2013-14

[CountDeMoney]

You and Valmy may now continue to hook each others' asses until your sphincters are bleeding burnt orange.

Pfffft be quiet and enjoy Notre Dame's big win over Navy.

I can't.  It's like fratricide.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Pfffft be quiet and enjoy Notre Dame's big win over Navy.

Navy should have won that.  Too bad. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

The idea that OU and Texas don't recruit the same areas and schools is just laughably stupid.  There's not really much to say about it.

Funny, but that's not what I said. 

#1, I said I disagreed with PLJs statement regarding cross-state rivalries.
#2, I said:

Texas, Ohio and California have those relationships, but not nearly to the compacted extent that Florida football does with a handful of premier HS programs.

Well, you're right about the first one, but wrong about the second, especially about California and their football factory schools that everyone recruits from.  Texas is indeed more spread out, but OU and Texas recruit the same schools and the same guys constantly.  The players knowing each other is definitely one of the things that helps the rivalry along, along with Oklahoma and the people who live there, of course, being a horrible blight on the planet.

Fucking Longhorn fans   More mouthbreathingly blinded and overly sensitive than Regis Philbin and Sister Constance's Holy Trinity Bridge Club for the Irish.

You and Valmy may now continue to hook each others' asses until your sphincters are bleeding burnt orange.

You seem mad.

E:  Why the hell am I talking about this with some Domer type anyway?  Don't you have a bowl game loss to get ready for?  Fake girlfriends to call?

E2:  Did you drop the Gators, btw?  Muschamp is going to get himself shitcanned.  Maybe he can be the DC for the new guy at Texas.

E3:  Oh speaking of Texas recruiting fuckups they were just showing where Andrew Luck grew up! 

[Eddie Teach]

Florida is paying the price for having hotter coeds than TOSU.

[Valmy]

Andrew Luck is to Mack Brown what Drew Brees was to John Mackovic.  Texas seems to be due one enormous humiliating wiff at least once a coaching tenure. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

Andrew Luck is to Mack Brown what Drew Brees was to John Mackovic.  Texas seems to be due one enormous humiliating wiff at least once a coaching tenure. 

Check out The List:

Drew Brees (Saints) – Austin Westlake
Andy Dalton (Bengals) – Katy
Matt Flynn (Raiders) – Tyler Lee
Nick Foles (Eagles) - Austin Westlake
Robert Griffin III (Redskins) – Copperas Cove
Case Keenum (Texans) – Abilene Wylie
Andrew Luck (Colts) – Houston Stratford
Christian Ponder (Vikings) – Colleyville Heritage
Matthew Stafford (Lions) – Highland Park
Ryan Tannehill (Dolphins) – Big Spring

Not a single one.

[Valmy]

Luck and Brees were different because they were big time recruits who wanted to come here.  That is not true for the others as far as I know.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Sure, but you'd think they'd be able to get one of those guys.  Just one.  I'm not greedy. 

E:  Really though, they were on track pretty well, Gilbert just melted down or whatever that was and it all went bad.

[Berkut]

Is the feeling reciprocal in both these cases?

I lived in Ft. Collins, and I don't think most people at Colorado State are aware that there is even a university of some kind in Wyoming.


I think this is one of those "rivalries" where one side is really all jacked up and the other is mostly "WTF?"

[Eddie Teach]

Do they at least realize there's a university at Colorado St? :puff:

[CountDeMoney]

Texas is indeed more spread out, but OU and Texas recruit the same schools and the same guys constantly.  The players knowing each other is definitely one of the things that helps the rivalry along, along with Oklahoma and the people who live there, of course, being a horrible blight on the planet.

That must explain the 42 Texas on the OU roster, and the 2 Oklahomans on Texas' roster.  I bet it's a fallback school.

E:  Why the hell am I talking about this with some Domer type anyway?  Don't you have a bowl game loss to get ready for?  Fake girlfriends to call?

Weak.  I have no girlfriends, fake or otherwise.

E2:  Did you drop the Gators, btw?  Muschamp is going to get himself shitcanned.  Maybe he can be the DC for the new guy at Texas.

No, he won't get fired.  Not for losing his starting quarterback so early in the season.  But losing to Georgia doesn't help.

E3:  Oh speaking of Texas recruiting fuckups they were just showing where Andrew Luck grew up!

Yahoo.  Must be nice growing up in a where they don't have women's health clinics.  No whore pills means no whores.  Don't mess with Texas, etc.

[MadBurgerMaker]

That must explain the 42 Texas on the OU roster, and the 2 Oklahomans on Texas' roster.  I bet it's a fallback school.

Yes....the 42 Texans on OUs roster does explain why the players know each other.....

Weak.  I have no girlfriends, fake or otherwise.

No bowl game wins either then?

No, he won't get fired.  Not for losing his starting quarterback so early in the season.  But losing to Georgia doesn't help.

Losing to Georgia every year will get you fired.  Even Zook beat Georgia.   E:  You probably didn't know that though, I guess.

Yahoo.  Must be nice growing up in a where they don't have women's health clinics.  No whore pills means no whores.  Don't mess with Texas, etc.

The hell are you bleating about now?

E: As fun as this is, I gotta go to work in the morning.  Night, Seedy.  Have sweet Tebow dreams.

[CountDeMoney]

That must explain the 42 Texas on the OU roster, and the 2 Oklahomans on Texas' roster.  I bet it's a fallback school.

Yes....the 42 Texans on OUs roster does explain why the players know each other.....

Once again, I never said they didn't.  Now, since I stated that I didn't agree with PLJ on cross-border rivalries but you felt compelled to be insulted and brought up OK-UT anyway, how many in-state rivalries does Texas have with Texas schools to the degree that FSU-Miami-Florida have when it comes to HS programs?  A&M?  They recruit nationally.  Texas Tech and TCU?  Maybe for the last 10 years have they even been relevant.  Houston?  Paging David Klinger, you're needed in Major Appliances.  Nothing. 

Your blinkered pro-Texas philistinism to the point that any critique--or gasp--that any state has something better on them only indicts your own douchebagginess.  So knock it off.  You people are worse than Siegy-brand Jews.  It's unfortunate that poor Valmy has to be associated with you.

[CountDeMoney]

E: As fun as this is, I gotta go to work in the morning.  Night, Seedy.  Have sweet Tebow dreams.

Oh, so now you're getting personal.  Longhorn fans.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Shouldn't have refreshed before closing the laptop. 

Once again, I never said they didn't.  Now, since I stated that I didn't agree with PLJ on cross-border rivalries but you felt compelled to be insulted and brought up OK-UT anyway, how many in-state rivalries does Texas have with Texas schools to the degree that FSU-Miami-Florida have when it comes to HS programs?  A&M?  They recruit nationally.  Texas Tech and TCU?  Maybe for the last 10 years have they even been relevant.  Houston?  Paging David Klinger, you're needed in Major Appliances.  Nothing. 

I didn't get insulted, and I don't think it's limited to Texas - OU.  I disagreed that cross border rivalries can't have as much hate as in state games.  You wanted to start babbling about kids coming from the same places though, and the only one I'm familiar with as far as that is concerned is Texas - OU.  Half of OUs team comes straight from Texas.  A shitload of OU fans live in Texas.  OU fans attack Texas fans and try to rip their balls off.  There's hate there. 

And as far as your list is concerned, the only one would be A&M, but that one is dead for the time being, and was dominated by one school.  Texas - OU is the main rivalry for both schools at this point in time. 

Your blinkered pro-Texas philistinism to the point that any critique--or gasp--that any state has something better on them only indicts your own douchebagginess.  So knock it off.  You people are worse than Siegy-brand Jews.  It's unfortunate that poor Valmy has to be associated with you.

Wat?  There are most definitely other cross border rivalries that can generate all sorts of hate that don't involve Texas or the dirt burglars.  I don't know what the recruiting is like in, say, Ohio State vs. Michigan though, so I can't talk about those with you. 

Now what the hell was that about women's clinics and Andrew Luck?

Oh, so now you're getting personal.  Longhorn fans.

You're right.  Your feelings about Tim are your business.