Would you consider your spouse getting fat a good reason for divorce?

Started by MadImmortalMan, March 13, 2013, 03:42:49 PM

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Assuming he/she wasn't fat when you married.

Yes
30 (60%)
No
13 (26%)
I'll have a Jumbo Jack with extra ketchup, large fries and a Diet Coke
7 (14%)

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Phillip V

#16
March 13, 2013, 05:01:31 PM
Quote from: Viking on March 13, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
What Would Newt Do?
Or John McCain, who divorced his crippled fat wife.

Or John Edwards, who his cancerous fat wife.

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Razgovory

#17
March 13, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: Viking on March 13, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
What Would Newt Do?

Be able to breath air and water?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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garbon

#18
March 13, 2013, 05:07:39 PM
Not sure why it is a positive that she forced him to settle for her fatness...but then I rarely understand xojane.
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#19
March 13, 2013, 05:08:10 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 13, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: Viking on March 13, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
What Would Newt Do?

Be able to breath air and water?

Sounds like a testable hypothesis.  :hmm:
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Malthus

#20
March 13, 2013, 05:10:20 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2013, 05:07:39 PM
Not sure why it is a positive that she forced him to settle for her fatness...but then I rarely understand xojane.

Would I divorce my wife if she got fat? Hell no.

Would I have divorced the woman in that article? Absolutely.
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Viking

#21
March 13, 2013, 05:10:32 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 13, 2013, 05:08:10 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 13, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: Viking on March 13, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
What Would Newt Do?

Be able to breath air and water?

Sounds like a testable hypothesis.  :hmm:

I prefer the ones about regrowing limbs.
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Razgovory

#22
March 13, 2013, 06:03:33 PM
Alas, one newt, so many life threatening experiments.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#23
March 13, 2013, 06:21:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 13, 2013, 03:44:44 PM
In my case, no.  But depending on the situation I might not scorn another dude for doing it.

:lol:

Caliga

#24
March 13, 2013, 06:29:42 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 13, 2013, 04:40:25 PM
A good reason? No.

A valid reason? Possibly.

On the other hand, my wife certainly put on some weight after a couple kids. I thought it might bother me, but it turns out it bothers her a hell of a lot more than it bothers me. I still think she is hot.
Did her tits get bigger?  If so then you can look past everything else my friend.
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Josquius

#25
March 13, 2013, 06:41:55 PM
Depends on other factors.
* Are you getting less attractive too?
* Is the fat on the stomach or in attractive places?
* Are we talking chubby or FAT?
* Is she smelly-fat?
* Do you have opportunities to sleep around elsewhere?
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Berkut

#26
March 13, 2013, 06:49:15 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2013, 06:29:42 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 13, 2013, 04:40:25 PM
A good reason? No.

A valid reason? Possibly.

On the other hand, my wife certainly put on some weight after a couple kids. I thought it might bother me, but it turns out it bothers her a hell of a lot more than it bothers me. I still think she is hot.
Did her tits get bigger?  If so then you can look past everything else my friend.

I WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH A THING!

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11B4V

#27
March 13, 2013, 06:52:20 PM
CHUBBY



FAT



HEAVY DROP
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#28
March 13, 2013, 06:56:08 PM
Ugh, code pink.
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#29
March 13, 2013, 07:07:44 PM
If she gets larger than me, yes.
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