NSFW rant about an entitled female pseudo-lawyer who drives a Porsche Cayenne S

[Jacob]

So did you set the record straight with the judge and the officer?

[derspiess]

So instead ho-bag goes in and says, "Scipio told my husband he would fix the ticket."  Needless to say, the judge hit the roof, and the officer was pissed as well.  This happened on Tuesday.  I just found out today.

I've had a few customers who did this type of thing to me after I've finished their conversion.  Weeks, months, even years later they will tell someone else in my company that I promised or committed something that I never did.  And don't think I don't keep a list.  It's not as if I ever take revenge, but they get zero favors from me.  I'll generally go above & beyond to help "old" clients even though they're not supposed to contact me to fix something for them.  But if they've thrown me under the bus, I politely inform them they need to take their issue or concern to our oh-so-wonderful client support team and get in the back of the queue.  Something I could fix for them in a few minutes will then take a week or more to even get acknowledged.

[Malthus]

What does "fix a ticket" mean?

I am waiting for Malthus' porn version of what that might mean.

I have an audience! 

[katmai]

Now, now Malthus you know soon those adoring audiences turn on you.

[Malthus]

Now, now Malthus you know soon those adoring audiences turn on you.

There's a porn version of that too. 

[crazy canuck]

Now, now Malthus you know soon those adoring audiences turn on you.

There's a porn version of that too. 

[Scipio]

Now the judge is claiming that the boss prosecutor was pissed at me.

This is a regular fucking circle jerk of idiocy.

[Barrister]

I didn't look at this thread before due to the NSFW tag.  But now I'm at home.

Honestly I'm surprised at the judge for buying this accusation.  I've found lawyers (and judges) will cover for fellow members of the bar.  If an accused person tries to throw the prosecutor, or their own lawyer, under the bus they'll go "well I'm pretty sure Scipio would never say something like that.  We better ask him if he actually said that to you."

In some ways it's kind of shitty, as several pretty terrible lawyers never get called out on their antics, but it does mean that people making baseless accusations don't go very far.

[CountDeMoney]

Now the judge is claiming that the boss prosecutor was pissed at me.

This is a regular fucking circle jerk of idiocy.

That's why, whenever somebody approaches you with hinky shit like that you report it to somebody, even if it's in an email, just as a preemptive policy.  Narc not, want not.

[Martinus]

This is one of the situations when spells and curses come in handy.

Not because they do anything (but they might), but you get a sense of having done something, which gives you closure, instead of just sitting there, pissed off, in your impotence.

[Martinus]

By the way, why is this NSFW? 

[Strix]

Thread needs pics!

[Caliga]

Not because they do anything (but they might)

We have found a witch!  May we burn him?

[garbon]

Now the judge is claiming that the boss prosecutor was pissed at me.

This is a regular fucking circle jerk of idiocy.

That's why, whenever somebody approaches you with hinky shit like that you report it to somebody, even if it's in an email, just as a preemptive policy.  Narc not, want not.

The problem with that policy (as I often see in business) is that many people end up spending more time covering their ass and less time getting shit done.

[CountDeMoney]

Now the judge is claiming that the boss prosecutor was pissed at me.

This is a regular fucking circle jerk of idiocy.

That's why, whenever somebody approaches you with hinky shit like that you report it to somebody, even if it's in an email, just as a preemptive policy.  Narc not, want not.

The problem with that policy (as I often see in business) is that many people end up spending more time covering their ass and less time getting shit done.

I think somebody approaching a public prosecutor to request that he fix a ticket is a little bit more than ratting out somebody from IT for not doing their job.  Just sayin'.