Papabile: Papal predictions thread

[Admiral Yi]

Does that happen often?

Maybe 6-8 times when I was in DC.

[garbon]

Does that happen often?

Maybe 6-8 times when I was in DC.

So...no?

[11B4V]

This dude is ancient. Appears more like Vatican token affirmative action. Why cant they pick someone younger ala JP 2? He was 58 IIRC when selected. This dude is what 76.


*Hey I know Guys, lets pick the old brown guy. He'll be dead in a few years then we're golden.*

[Admiral Yi]

So...no?

I don't get it.

[Eddie Teach]

This dude is ancient. Appears more like Vatican token affirmative action. Why cant they pick someone younger ala JP 2? He was 58 IIRC when selected. This dude is what 76.


*Hey I know Guys, lets pick the old brown guy. He'll be dead in a few years then we're golden.*

He's of Italian descent, so no browner than the last 2000 years of popes.

[Grey Fox]

This dude is ancient. Appears more like Vatican token affirmative action. Why cant they pick someone younger ala JP 2? He was 58 IIRC when selected. This dude is what 76.


*Hey I know Guys, lets pick the old brown guy. He'll be dead in a few years then we're golden.*

They don't want another 20 year pontificat. ~5 years will be the norm now.

[Martinus]

Oh my god.

Remember how the Malachite prophecy had it that the next Pope (and the last one for the Roman Church) will be black?

Do you know what the Superior General of the Jesuits is often called in the "Vatican slang"? The Black Pope. And Jesuits are called black monks because of the colour of their habits.

[11B4V]

Oh my god.

Remember how the Malachite prophecy had it that the next Pope (and the last one for the Roman Church) will be black?

Do you know what the Superior General of the Jesuits is often called in the "Vatican slang"? The Black Pope. And Jesuits are called black monks because of the colour of their habits.

Shit, it's the end of the world. Time to stock up on ammo again. Crap cant find any from the last mania.

[derspiess]

Oh my god.

Remember how the Malachite prophecy had it that the next Pope (and the last one for the Roman Church) will be black?

Do you know what the Superior General of the Jesuits is often called in the "Vatican slang"? The Black Pope. And Jesuits are called black monks because of the colour of their habits.

Shit, it's the end of the world. Time to stock up on ammo again. Crap cant find any from the last mania.

http://gunbot.net/

[Grey Fox]

Oh my god.

Remember how the Malachite prophecy had it that the next Pope (and the last one for the Roman Church) will be black?

Do you know what the Superior General of the Jesuits is often called in the "Vatican slang"? The Black Pope. And Jesuits are called black monks because of the colour of their habits.

Shit, it's the end of the world. Time to stock up on ammo again. Crap cant find any from the last mania.

Ask the department of Homeland Security, I think they have some.

[11B4V]

Oh my god.

Remember how the Malachite prophecy had it that the next Pope (and the last one for the Roman Church) will be black?

Do you know what the Superior General of the Jesuits is often called in the "Vatican slang"? The Black Pope. And Jesuits are called black monks because of the colour of their habits.

Shit, it's the end of the world. Time to stock up on ammo again. Crap cant find any from the last mania.

http://gunbot.net/

Danke, always nice to network. 

[11B4V]

Oh my god.

Remember how the Malachite prophecy had it that the next Pope (and the last one for the Roman Church) will be black?

Do you know what the Superior General of the Jesuits is often called in the "Vatican slang"? The Black Pope. And Jesuits are called black monks because of the colour of their habits.

Shit, it's the end of the world. Time to stock up on ammo again. Crap cant find any from the last mania.

Ask the department of Homeland Security, I think they have some.

Didnt think about that. I work for them.

[Martinus]

It's not the end of the world, just the end of the Catholic Church. After that we have the rule of the Antichrist when the church will no longer exist.

So let's party.

[The Larch]

Oh my god.

Remember how the Malachite prophecy had it that the next Pope (and the last one for the Roman Church) will be black?

Do you know what the Superior General of the Jesuits is often called in the "Vatican slang"? The Black Pope. And Jesuits are called black monks because of the colour of their habits.

He also supports a football team whose fans are nicknamed "The Crows". 

[Syt]

Oh my god.

Remember how the Malachite prophecy had it that the next Pope (and the last one for the Roman Church) will be black?

Do you know what the Superior General of the Jesuits is often called in the "Vatican slang"? The Black Pope. And Jesuits are called black monks because of the colour of their habits.

Where did you read that? Google gives nothing.

The last Pope is described in the "prophecy":

Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations, and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills [i.e. Rome] will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End.