Elementary school shooting gun control pissing contest

Started by Grey Fox, December 14, 2012, 01:25:41 PM

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Josquius

A humerous proposal a friend of mine posted on facebook...and I think she was being serious. Basically- All these shootings are always men. Ban men from having guns, only let women have them for protection.
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garbon

Quote from: Tyr on December 19, 2012, 02:47:49 AM
A humerous proposal a friend of mine posted on facebook...and I think she was being serious. Basically- All these shootings are always men. Ban men from having guns, only let women have them for protection.

Of course 11B4V not that long ago posted two examples (one very recent) of females shooters.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
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merithyn

Seems more like a testosterone issue. Just flood the water system with estrogen, and the US will be a lovely, peaceful oasis of generosity and love. :wub:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

CountDeMoney

Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2012, 08:27:40 AM
Just flood the water system with estrogen, and the US will be a lovely, peaceful oasis of generosity and love. :wub:

And male breasts.  I don't think so.   :mad:

Neil

Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2012, 08:27:40 AM
Seems more like a testosterone issue. Just flood the water system with estrogen, and the US will be a lovely, peaceful oasis of generosity and love. :wub:
A common misconception.  When it comes to working together for the betterment of society, women are far, far worse than men.
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merithyn

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Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2012, 08:30:57 AM
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2012, 08:27:40 AM
Just flood the water system with estrogen, and the US will be a lovely, peaceful oasis of generosity and love. :wub:

And male breasts.  I don't think so.   :mad:

Have you looked around you lately, man? Do you not already SEE the male breasts flopping around on the beach?? :contract:

Quote from: Neil on December 19, 2012, 08:43:04 AM
A common misconception.  When it comes to working together for the betterment of society, women are far, far worse than men.

Well, we'd be putting flowers in gun barrels instead of bullets. :)

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Ed Anger

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merithyn

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2012, 08:50:21 AM
Great, the United States of Human Resources. Pass.

:lol:

Yeah, not sure I'm ready for that, either. Maybe we can just find a few hermaphrodites to lead things.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

HVC

Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2012, 08:27:40 AM
Seems more like a testosterone issue. Just flood the water system with estrogen, and the US will be a lovely, peaceful oasis of generosity and love. :wub:
already being done. The pill infused pee is wrecking ecological havoc.
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Neil

Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2012, 08:48:20 AM
Well, we'd be putting flowers in gun barrels instead of bullets. :)
No, the Presidentette would be having girls killed because they were mean to her in high school.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2012, 08:50:21 AM
Great, the United States of Human Resources. Pass.

No shit.  Welcome to the Department of Defense Building Bridges Across Stakeholder Silos.

Razgovory

Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2012, 08:48:20 AM


Quote from: Neil on December 19, 2012, 08:43:04 AM
A common misconception.  When it comes to working together for the betterment of society, women are far, far worse than men.

Well, we'd be putting flowers in gun barrels instead of bullets. :)



You know, they really are more effective when they shoot bullets.
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2012, 08:27:40 AM
Seems more like a testosterone issue. Just flood the water system with estrogen, and the US will be a lovely, peaceful oasis of generosity and love. :wub:

Madeleine Albright bombed the shit out of the Serbs.  Golda Meir killed the hell out of the Egyptians and Syrians.  Margaret Thatcher caved in hundreds of Argentinian skulls with her purse.

merithyn

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Admiral Yi

Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2012, 09:47:00 AM
:secret: It was a joke.  :secret:

A joke in the sense that you think the opposite, or a joke in the sense that you'd prefer not to debate it?