Elementary school shooting reported in Newtown, Conn.

[DGuller]

I HAVEN'T HAD BLUEBERRIES IN A LONG TIME! 

[Ed Anger]

I HAVEN'T HAD BLUEBERRIES IN A LONG TIME! 

And with that overreaction, blueberries shall be forever linked to you.

Smooth move ex lax.

[CountDeMoney]

...he says, as he writes HELTER SKELTER in blueberry juice on the walls.

[Ed Anger]

Next morning, the blueberry muffins are raped by a Slavic man in a track suit at Tim Horton's.

[PDH]

Investigators digging through the old records were stunned to find that weekly the suspect had delivered 4 crates of blueberries to his house.  Speaking off the record, a source said 'With that news, I can only imagine the horror that this led to.'  Police have begun raiding wholesale fruit dealers in an effort to stop these events from happening again.

Some day we will not be laughing.

[DGuller]

I'm not laughing this particular day. 

[OttoVonBismarck]

How would Languish respond if one of our own participated in one of these shootings? Close down? Do our best to try and avoid any publicity coming to the site?

[DGuller]

How would Languish respond if one of our own participated in one of these shootings? Close down? Do our best to try and avoid any publicity coming to the site?

Languish already has an automatic protection built in for such an occasion.  It crashes when the number of visitors exceeds 20.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I can only hope that Raz or more likely ussdefiant keep us off the radar.

[Caliga]

ussdefiant

[Malthus]

How would Languish respond if one of our own participated in one of these shootings? Close down? Do our best to try and avoid any publicity coming to the site?

If a Languishite did such a deed, we would all be fucked.  We'd have cops and reporters combing through every bad joke made about CdM's sexual habits over the last decade, and the results would not be pretty. 

[Malthus]

I can only hope that Raz or more likely ussdefiant keep us off the radar.

Personally, I'm voting for Lettow.   

[CountDeMoney]

It crashes when the number of visitors exceeds 20.

[Syt]

Meanwhile my sisters share on Facebook images/quotes against gun control and calling the genocide on unborn infants worse than what guns do.

[Malthus]

Meanwhile my sisters share on Facebook images/quotes against gun control and calling the genocide on unborn infants worse than what guns do.

I, too, am against using guns for abortions.

It wouldn't happen if we armed the fetuses.