Church of England votes against woman bishops

[chipwich]

Sorry chip but you just got spanked fair and square.

Would you care to elaborate?

[Maximus]

I know the Catholics have some really trippy shit but the church is a woman somehow and Jesus got married? I guess that's in one of the catholic books.

Naw, it's in the bible.

[Razgovory]

Also were monks called the catamites of Christ? Why not?

Why not what?

[chipwich]

Also were monks called the catamites of Christ? Why not?

Why not what?

Why wren't monks called catamites of Christ?

[chipwich]

I know the Catholics have some really trippy shit but the church is a woman somehow and Jesus got married? I guess that's in one of the catholic books.

Naw, it's in the bible.

Where?

[Razgovory]

Also were monks called the catamites of Christ? Why not?

Why not what?

Why wren't monks called catamites of Christ?

Nobody established they weren't.  If you are going to ask why one thing is not called another thing, we could be here for a very long time.

[chipwich]

Also were monks called the catamites of Christ? Why not?

Why not what?

Why wren't monks called catamites of Christ?

Nobody established they weren't.  If you are going to ask why one thing is not called another thing, we could be here for a very long time.

I'm fairly certain they weren't. Can you contradict my certainty?

[Razgovory]

Then why did you ask if they were if you were certain they weren't?

[chipwich]

Then why did you ask if they were if you were certain they weren't?

Perhaps you had some information that I didn't.

Would you like to answer my question, or are you going to keep dancing around it?

[Razgovory]

Nope.  You are probably already certain of the answer.  Also, you are being an annoying twat.

[CountDeMoney]

I'd rather have a 95% atheist world with 5% true Christians than a bunch of CINOs running around with modern, incompatible views on the Church.

I think you've confused Roman Catholicism for Jehovah's Witnesses. Better check with CDM's theology professor.

Dude, it's in history books.  It's not like it's some kind of big secret.  Nuns were frequently called the "brides of Christ", in the middle ages.  You don't have to look through books on theology to find it.  Ordinary history of the middle ages will suffice.

Nah, leave it to Chipper to pick and choose his history:  Council of Laodicea at Lycum?  PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN LULZ

[PDH]

Just read some of the Medieval preachers such as Bernard of Clairvaux...look at how they torture the Song of Songs and you will see how the Church was represented.

[Maximus]

Where?

Revelations I believe.

[Martinus]

Geez everybody in history is gay according to Marty. 

If it weren't for Mary Magdalene, I'd almost agree with him on this one.

Yes, because it is stereotypical for a straight man to only have two important women in his life: his mother and his prostitute friend whom he never fucks.

[Martinus]

And don't get me started on the apostles being pissed off at Jesus for showing so much affection to John; with spurned, jealous Judas eventually betraying Jesus with a kiss.

This is like Queer as Folk: Palestine.