Ahhh, the 20 year class reunion

[Ed Anger]

The time is coming in a young man's life when he must ask the question:

Do I want to meet those fuckers from my graduating class?

My 20th year class reunion is coming up, and I thought I'd spitball ideas off the retards here. Any of you old fuckers gone to yours? I know you youngsters wouldn't go to yours, since you emo fags are going to kill yourselves in an emo frenzy before 5 years are up, let alone 20.

I should Peter Griffin it....



Just for the hell of it.

[CountDeMoney]

Do I want to meet those fuckers from my graduating class?

They stopped sending me notices after I told the alumni office to fuck off;  I didn't like them then, why the fuck would I want to see them now?

[Ed Anger]

I just want to know if the prick who was going to West Point in '90 got greased by his own troops somewhere.

Fucker was the type to wake up with a grenade in his cot. Goddamn ROTC asshole.

[HVC]

Take your young wife and watch the faces of the guys who married the now bloated out cheerleaders of 20 years past :p

[Ed Anger]

Take your young wife and watch the faces of the guys who married the now bloated out cheerleaders of 20 years past :p

Yeah, introduce her to the women I fucked back in '87,'88 and '89. Good idea.

That is sarcasm son.

[vinraith]

You should definitely go, in the astronaut suit, with the cowboy hat. Also, avoid Peter's mistake and superglue the hat on. That way they'll have to believe you.

[sbr]

I debated going to mine last year but decided that if I hadn't seen them in 20 years I could probably go the rest of my life without seeing them again.

[Pedrito]

Next year there will be mine, but I was never invited to other reunions.

And I heartily thank Hod for this.

L.

[HVC]

Take your young wife and watch the faces of the guys who married the now bloated out cheerleaders of 20 years past :p

Yeah, introduce her to the women I fucked back in '87,'88 and '89. Good idea.

That is sarcasm son.

What could go wrong?

[The Brain]

did you have a mullet

[Ape]

Only way I'd go to any of my reunions is with either a chainsaw or a shotgun. 

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though a bulldozer also has it's apeal 

[Caliga]

Never been to one, never plan on going.

[saskganesh]

went to mine. it was great. half the class showed. almost everyone was nicer than they were in HS. a lot of the girls had blossomed out too, they were now women in all their power. good flirt zone.

most of the folks seemed to be lawyers, academics, doctors or stockbrokers. a large minority of the folks had odd careers (like me)...ska promoter, potato farmer, rockabilly star. being curious about the human condition, I closed the bar both nights.

[Ed Anger]

did you have a mullet

Not my group. They smoked and did drugs.

[DisturbedPervert]

Don't think so, I'm still in contact with anyone I'd be interested in seeing again.  Although it might be fun trying to bang some of the chicks I was too dumb to get back then.  I bet the divorcees are easy pickings.