All I want for Christmas is...

[merithyn]

... what? What are you hoping that you'll get for Christmas/Kwanza/Hannakah/Yule/Holiday of your choice?

Only thing that I can think of is new paint brushes for my artwork and new pants/jeans so that I don't have to be constantly pulling them up.

[garbon]

Nothing really.

[Eddie Teach]

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

[Grey Fox]

For me? Nothing someone will buy me.

For my Kid ? Toys upon Toys upon Toys!

[merithyn]

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

You'll put your eye out!

[Eddie Teach]

You'll put your eye out!

[Liep]

For a decent evening; I'll be going to a party where I know 4 out of 20. I'll be drunk by 17.

[merithyn]

For a decent evening; I'll be going to a party where I know 4 out of 20. I'll be drunk by 17.

We have a rule for Christmas: No getting dressed, no cooking, and no cleaning. We order pizza or Chinese food, and curl up on the couch with plush blankies. I love Christmas.

[Brazen]

Just quit the gym, so I want running kit and weights. Big weights. And the DVD box set of the Olympics so I can weep into my Snowball cocktail.

[Richard Hakluyt]

I want Santa to ensure that any visiting relatives are not too irritating 

[PRC]

I want a Wondermill Wonder Jr. grain mill so I can start milling my own flour.  Next summer I will build a brick wood-fired oven in my backyard and will be making the ultimate breads & pizzas.

[Barrister]

We're going to Brazil in the spring, so Christmas will hopefully be a frugal affair.

My wife, who for the other 11 months of the year is as miserly as they come, has trouble resisting the urge to buy gifts in December though.

[Ed Anger]

I've turned into my dad. When asked, he replies "Nothing". Now I say that to everybody.

But I collect a pile of gift cards, ties and useless tools.

[Grey Fox]

useless tools.

Pass it forward?

[Ed Anger]

useless tools.

Pass it forward?

Get a job.