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If you met God...

Started by The Brain, October 13, 2012, 05:29:02 AM

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...what would you say to Him?

"What is The Truth Regarding All Things?"
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Why the hell aren't you ethnic, gay or female??!?"
"I like your moves, especially the early, furious ones."
"Have you ever had a problem with... freshness?"
"Honey, we're pregnant!"
"What's the deal with New York? It's neither New, York, nor an Empire."
"F U JARON"
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The Brain

October 13, 2012, 05:29:02 AM
Well? There's so much talk about religion here so I want to know more.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

#1
October 13, 2012, 05:35:39 AM
"Why don't you look like Alanis Morrisette or Morgan Freeman?"


but seriously..

"Why did you insist we make decisions determining the fate of our eternal souls based on false, flawed, contradictory and incomplete information?"
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Josquius

#2
October 13, 2012, 05:43:47 AM
"So which god are you then? How many others are there?"
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Syt

#3
October 13, 2012, 05:53:41 AM
"Are you trying to make your way home? Back up to haven all alone?"
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Grey Fox

#4
October 13, 2012, 07:39:08 AM
You lost? Where's Jesus(spanish pronounciation)?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Martinus

#5
October 13, 2012, 08:44:26 AM
Quote from: Viking on October 13, 2012, 05:35:39 AM
"Why don't you look like Alanis Morrisette or Morgan Freeman?"

That's option three in the poll.

Viking

#6
October 13, 2012, 08:46:06 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 13, 2012, 08:44:26 AM
Quote from: Viking on October 13, 2012, 05:35:39 AM
"Why don't you look like Alanis Morrisette or Morgan Freeman?"

That's option three in the poll.

Yeah, thats what I voted.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Tonitrus

#7
October 13, 2012, 08:52:11 AM
"What does God need with a starship?"

Razgovory

#8
October 13, 2012, 09:55:12 AM
I have a list of people that you might want to think about smiting perhaps.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#9
October 13, 2012, 10:34:28 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 13, 2012, 08:52:11 AM
"What does God need with a starship?"

And the follow-up, "Why did you let Man create such shitty Star Trek movies between Khan and the reboot?"

Josephus

#10
October 13, 2012, 11:06:59 AM
"Can you tell me the winning lottery numbers for the next week, or, um, month...let's say an even decade. I'll give some of my winnings to some charity."
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Razgovory

#11
October 13, 2012, 01:17:25 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 13, 2012, 05:35:39 AM
"Why don't you look like Alanis Morrisette or Morgan Freeman?"


but seriously..

"Why did you insist we make decisions determining the fate of our eternal souls based on false, flawed, contradictory and incomplete information?"

I imagine that if you met God you'd be trying to convince yourself you are hallucinating.  Either that or become extremely worshipful.  You seem the type that could go from militant atheist to fanatical God bother.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Martinus

#12
October 13, 2012, 01:19:20 PM
"So, gay foot fetish should be alright, what with Jesus washing feet of the Apostles and all, right?"

Viking

#13
October 13, 2012, 01:21:23 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 13, 2012, 01:17:25 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 13, 2012, 05:35:39 AM
"Why don't you look like Alanis Morrisette or Morgan Freeman?"


but seriously..

"Why did you insist we make decisions determining the fate of our eternal souls based on false, flawed, contradictory and incomplete information?"

I imagine that if you met God you'd be trying to convince yourself you are hallucinating.  Either that or become extremely worshipful.  You seem the type that could go from militant atheist to fanatical God bother.

I accepted the challenge on face value and within the scope of the questioners intent. I'm dead, too late to do anything and am faced with the fact that there is a god and I am given a chance to say something.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

HVC

#14
October 13, 2012, 01:21:42 PM
"so you're real, huh? My bad "
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.
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