Mystery Eyeball

[Malthus]

Forget those feet washing up in BC - what did this gigantic eyeball come from? Lovecraftian horrors playing with squamous BB guns? 

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/36349/giant+mystery+eyeball+discovered+on+south+florida+beach/

[The Brain]

Evolution.

[CountDeMoney]

Looks to me like there's a big fucking blue marlin out there somewhere swimming in a circle.

[Caliga]

I lol's when I read an article about it and in the comments someone wrote:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
It's a trap!  Throw it back!  THROW IT BACK!

[Ed Anger]

Cthulhu.sucks.

[Caliga]

Cthulhu.sucks.

Don't anger me.

[katmai]

What are you and your yellow belt gonna do?
The man is already crippled.

[Ed Anger]

I have an equalizer. My kids. ZERG RUSH

[garbon]

Tbr sanctity!

[katmai]

Tbr sanctity!

everybody knows he is a cripple.

[Ed Anger]

Tbr sanctity!

everybody knows he is a cripple.

Somebody's jealously is showing again.

[CountDeMoney]

Somebody's jealously is showing again.

At least Kat doesn't have a pull to the left.

[Ed Anger]

Bah, I don't feel like this tonight. I'm gonna grab a handful of Vicodin & cilalis and wash it down with a can of Hawaiian Punch.

[CountDeMoney]

That's it, drown yourself at the bottom of a pill bottle.

Don't take a bath.

[Malthus]

Eye, Ain't Got No Body.