Getting rid of the muffintop - advice sought

[Ed Anger]

Mart enters another day, too fat for the gay scene

I don't think its possible to be too fat for the gay scene.

I don't know much about it. I thought they liked those skinny bastards.

[Tonitrus]

Mart enters another day, too fat for the gay scene

I don't think its possible to be too fat for the gay scene.

Maybe he's not ready to go bear yet.

[Eddie Teach]

Mart enters another day, too fat for the gay scene

I don't think its possible to be too fat for the gay scene.

Too fat to be successful on the gay scene?

[garbon]

Mart enters another day, too fat for the gay scene

I don't think its possible to be too fat for the gay scene.

Too fat to be successful on the gay scene?

Toni had the right of it. There are gay people out there into all body types and shapes.  And considering that Mart pays for his young men - I don't think what he looks like plays a big factor.

[Ed Anger]

I modified it.

[Eddie Teach]

I thought bears were ideally burly, muscular types.

[garbon]

I thought bears were ideally burly, muscular types.

Ideally?

They just have to be large and hairy.

[CountDeMoney]

Hairy muffintops.

[Eddie Teach]

Ideally?

Well, presumably gays would be more interested in Channing Tatum than Jonah Hill, right?

[garbon]

Channing Tatum is a bear?

[Eddie Teach]

Why don't you explain what you're saying instead of using Yicratic method when it's clear that I know less about the subject matter than you do. 

[garbon]

What I said already. Pretty sure my post before last had a statement in it.

[Eddie Teach]

You said bears are big and hairy. But still, aren't the ones who are burly biker ass-kicking types gonna get more play than ones who look like fuzzy beach balls?