Basic etiquette

[Phillip V]

Women have gotten way too uppity lately.

And wide. Have to hold open two doors for them.

[Admiral Yi]

You know what grinds my gears? When I hold the door open for a woman and she gets all angry at that. WELL FUCK YOU TOO BITCH.

Feminist cunts.

What grinds my gears is the exact opposite.  I'm holding a door and some dowager goes sailing through without bothering to grab the door herself so I can continue my progress.  I'm not your fucking butler you fat old cow.

[HVC]

You know what grinds my gears? When I hold the door open for a woman and she gets all angry at that. WELL FUCK YOU TOO BITCH.

Feminist cunts.

that happened to me once at the mall. i just replied "sorry, i thought you were a man". The shut her up long enough for me to walk away.

[Ed Anger]

More annoyances:

People who walk up and down escalators.
People using a credit card for purchases of less  of a dollar. YOU ARE SLOWING ME UP YOU FUCKS.

[Ed Anger]

You know what grinds my gears? When I hold the door open for a woman and she gets all angry at that. WELL FUCK YOU TOO BITCH.

Feminist cunts.

that happened to me once at the mall. i just replied "sorry, i thought you were a man". The shut her up long enough for me to walk away.

You are promoted back to porkchop for that one.

[Jacob]

that happened to me once at the mall. i just replied "sorry, i thought you were a man". The shut her up long enough for me to walk away.

nicely done

[dps]

People using a credit card for purchases of less  of a dollar. YOU ARE SLOWING ME UP YOU FUCKS.

Given how poorly a lot of cashiers count change, they're probably slowing you down less than if they paid cash.

[MadImmortalMan]

People using a credit card for purchases of less  of a dollar. YOU ARE SLOWING ME UP YOU FUCKS.

Given how poorly a lot of cashiers count change, they're probably slowing you down less than if they paid cash.

I always wondered why cashiers always seem to want to give you the cash first and then pile the change on top of the bills so they can slide off. When I had a job like that I always handed the customers the change first then the cash so it was easier to manage.

I also don't understand why they don't seem to be using the count-upwards method of making change. It's so much faster.

[HVC]

You know what grinds my gears? When I hold the door open for a woman and she gets all angry at that. WELL FUCK YOU TOO BITCH.

Feminist cunts.

that happened to me once at the mall. i just replied "sorry, i thought you were a man". The shut her up long enough for me to walk away.

You are promoted back to porkchop for that one.

woo!

[CountDeMoney]

More annoyances:

People who walk up and down escalators.

Fuck you, they're still stairs.  Just because they're moving doesn't mean you can't.  Fucking crippled stair blocker.

[HVC]

If you want to stand, stand to the right. Also, if you're in a group of people don't fucking stand in the middle of a sidewalk or path you inconsiderate mother fuckers ( I'm looking at you Asian people ).

[Ed Anger]

This is the modern age. Let the motorized device do the job.

[Josquius]

Not letting drivers out of side streets, not stopping at zebra crossings, walking 5 abreadst taking up the entire pavement, walking on the cycle roads.

[Caliga]

This is the modern age. Let the motorized device do the job.

I run down the moving sidewalks at airports.  OUT OF MY WAY OLD LADY I'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH

[MadImmortalMan]

The purpose of an escalator is to move faster, not to ride the thing. If you get on one and stop, I hate you.