25 years old and deep in debt

[CountDeMoney]

I advise unemployed males to focus on personal and professional development instead of chasing skirts.

I advise employed females to not date deadbeats and jerks.

Nobody listens.

  No, no they don't.

[Admiral Yi]

She sounds more fucked up that he does.  What kind of useless whore dates somebody without a job?

Quick show of hands:  who here has ever gotten laid when they were unemployed?*

I'm pretty sure I never have.

*(Not counting periods of higher education.)

[CountDeMoney]

No kidding, right?

"So, you wanna come over to my place and watch some TV?  My Mom has the premium package."

[garbon]

This is one of those things that work differently for gay males.

[CountDeMoney]

You people start fucking when most people introduce themselves.  I don't want to fucking hear it.

[Ed Anger]

*raises hand*

Chicks dig food stamps.

[CountDeMoney]

You're so full of shit.  Shut up and polish one of your cars or leg brace or something.

[Ed Anger]

I got my pickle tickled.

[Ed Anger]

If anybody wants my old food stretching tips,just ask.

To make potted meat more...palatable, stir in some Miracle Whip. It helps.

[garbon]

You people start fucking when most people introduce themselves.  I don't want to fucking hear it.

[garbon]

If anybody wants my old food stretching tips,just ask.

To make potted meat more...palatable, stir in some Miracle Whip. It helps.

My pro-tip was find people to buy you dinner. And then if an intern, hoard free food leftover from meetings.

[Caliga]

Miracle Whip

[Ed Anger]

Miracle Whip

USE WHAT YOU WANT.

[garbon]

I remember my family being very upset when we moved east and our brand of mayonnaise had a different name. Took some time to get used to.

[Ideologue]

If anybody wants my old food stretching tips,just ask.

To make potted meat more...palatable, stir in some Miracle Whip. It helps.

I always liked potted meat.  Made for tasty sandwiches or cracker spread.

I really hope they figure out how to clone meat in vats pretty soon.