The DNC KenyanCommieMooselimbDidn'tBuildIt MegaThread!

[derspiess]

You knew I had to say something about whore pills in this thread.  Not sure how I managed to make it 11 pages without saying it.

[Queequeg]

Sandra Fluke is incredibly cute. 

Yeah, if you like 'em manly.  I wonder what she'll do with that extra ten bucks in her pocket now that her whore pills will be paid for by someone else.

She's an educated, attractive, modern woman.  Only way you'd have a chance is if you pumped her full of enough flunitrazepam to cause permanent brain damage. 

[garbon]

Sandra Fluke is incredibly cute. 

Yeah, if you like 'em manly.  I wonder what she'll do with that extra ten bucks in her pocket now that her whore pills will be paid for by someone else.

She's an educated, attractive, modern woman.  Only way you'd have a chance is if you pumped her full of enough flunitrazepam to cause permanent brain damage. 

I gotta unfortunately agree with D that she does look a bit mannish. Hair is just terrible.

Besides being modern and educated doesn't really stop one for making poor choices when it comes to picking sexual partners.

[CountDeMoney]

I gotta unfortunately agree with D that she does look a bit mannish. Hair is just terrible.

She did go to a Jesuit university, not USC, you know.

Besides being modern and educated doesn't really stop one for making poor choices when it comes to picking sexual partners.

Just ask Martinus.

[garbon]

She did go to a Jesuit university, not USC, you know.

No excuse. A modern, educated woman should know better.

Also, my mother attended USC and she was still rocking a perm until the late 90s.

[CountDeMoney]

Bubba rocks.

[Viking]

Most speeches are released to the press ahead of time.  But I'm sure the urge to make fun of Fox News is too much to resist

Most speeches are released ahead of time to help the press, however, sometimes these speeches get changed and the implied contract is that the content of the speech is not discussed until after the speech itself. If the contents are discussed they are traditionally only implied e.g "President Obama is going to make a major statement about the hunt for Bin Laden"

Fox News is full of fail. The urge to make fun of them is usually too much to resist.

I found the text here

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2012/09/05/sandra-fluke-dnc-speech/

c'mon, I don't expect Castro like endurance, but I expect the speech to last longer than the introduction of the speaker. Having read the speech I don't agree with the criticism of her, she is framing the issue as she sees it. The comments from Fox News readers below (presumably their literate viewers) are disgusting.

Sandra Fluke is incredibly cute. 

I'm sorry but she does not meet the standard* for incredibly cute. You probably just like her 'cuz you think she puts out.


* by standard I don't mean "Internet Cute", I mean just the regular "I have beer goggles and I think you are cute" standard.

[Queequeg]

Clinton makes everyone else look like amateur hour. 

[FunkMonk]

Billy still got it. 

[Razgovory]

I'm telling you, if there were no term limits, he'd still be President.

[Viking]

I'm telling you, if there were no term limits, he'd still be President.

If FDR were a vampire he'd still be president.

[Eddie Teach]

Most speeches are released to the press ahead of time.  But I'm sure the urge to make fun of Fox News is too much to resist

Even so, they should wait until after the speech has been made to comment on it.

[Eddie Teach]

I'm telling you, if there were no term limits, he'd still be President.

If FDR were a vampire he'd still be president.

I don't think he'd be able to connect with baby boomers.

[Neil]

I'm telling you, if there were no term limits, he'd still be President.

If FDR were a vampire he'd still be president.

Nope.  Eisenhower would have done him in.

[Viking]

I'm telling you, if there were no term limits, he'd still be President.

If FDR were a vampire he'd still be president.

Nope.  Eisenhower would have done him in.

Ike was a good soldier and knew how to follow orders.