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Started by Ed Anger, August 26, 2012, 03:12:23 PM

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merithyn

Quote from: Ed Anger on November 26, 2012, 12:30:24 PM
Also, Power Wheels. You wife will panic when the kid hits warp speed down the road. Trust me.  :lol:

Que es? :unsure:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Syt

Quote from: derspiess on November 26, 2012, 11:45:26 AM
This will be a Lego Christmas for Tommy.  No idea what to buy for a nearly 2-year old girl :unsure:

Lego Duplo:

http://duplo.lego.com/en-us/default.aspx?icmp=COUSFR4Duplo

QuoteLEGO® DUPLO® preschool building toys are specially designed for the small hands and big imaginations of children aged 1½ - 5 years. DUPLO bricks are twice the size of standard LEGO bricks, making them a great way to kick off a child's building career. DUPLO is all about giving your child the opportunity to build, create, and develop while discovering so many ways to play!
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Syt on November 26, 2012, 01:12:35 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 26, 2012, 11:45:26 AM
This will be a Lego Christmas for Tommy.  No idea what to buy for a nearly 2-year old girl :unsure:

Lego Duplo:

http://duplo.lego.com/en-us/default.aspx?icmp=COUSFR4Duplo

QuoteLEGO® DUPLO® preschool building toys are specially designed for the small hands and big imaginations of children aged 1½ - 5 years. DUPLO bricks are twice the size of standard LEGO bricks, making them a great way to kick off a child's building career. DUPLO is all about giving your child the opportunity to build, create, and develop while discovering so many ways to play!

can't go wrong with duplo

derspiess

We have duplo blocks and she hasn't shown much interest in them. 

On the other hand, maybe I'll buy her this to spite the feminazis who were complaining about it a few months ago:

http://www.walmart.com/ip/17801019?adid=22222222227014886788&wmlspartner=wlpa&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=&wl3=13699387750&wl4=&wl5=pla&veh=sem
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

I had a Furby once.  Hollowed it out and turned it into a covert enclosure with a 3.7mm camera with sound.

merithyn

Quote from: derspiess on November 26, 2012, 01:29:48 PM
We have duplo blocks and she hasn't shown much interest in them. 

On the other hand, maybe I'll buy her this to spite the feminazis who were complaining about it a few months ago:

http://www.walmart.com/ip/17801019?adid=22222222227014886788&wmlspartner=wlpa&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=&wl3=13699387750&wl4=&wl5=pla&veh=sem

Why on earth would anyone complain about those? :blink: It looks like fun. :wub: :blush:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

HVC

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 26, 2012, 01:36:08 PM
I had a Furby once.  Hollowed it out and turned it into a covert enclosure with a 3.7mm camera with sound.
why would you modify a child's toy to record video... Oh my :o


:P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: HVC on November 26, 2012, 01:54:31 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 26, 2012, 01:36:08 PM
I had a Furby once.  Hollowed it out and turned it into a covert enclosure with a 3.7mm camera with sound.
why would you modify a child's toy to record video... Oh my :o


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derspiess

Quote from: merithyn on November 26, 2012, 01:47:58 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 26, 2012, 01:29:48 PM
We have duplo blocks and she hasn't shown much interest in them. 

On the other hand, maybe I'll buy her this to spite the feminazis who were complaining about it a few months ago:

http://www.walmart.com/ip/17801019?adid=22222222227014886788&wmlspartner=wlpa&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=&wl3=13699387750&wl4=&wl5=pla&veh=sem

Why on earth would anyone complain about those? :blink: It looks like fun. :wub: :blush:

Because the box is pink and the "Lego for Girls" playset themes reinforce patriarchal notions of what little girls like.  And it somehow sexualizes little girls :huh:

http://www.change.org/petitions/tell-lego-to-stop-selling-out-girls-liberatelego
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son


derspiess

Quote from: katmai on November 26, 2012, 02:50:18 PM
Do they still make Lincoln logs? :unsure:

Yeah, plus a bunch of Chinese knock-offs.  IIRC the standard Lincoln Logs are now plastic :rolleyes:  You gotta spring for a premium set to, erm, get wood.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

katmai

Quote from: derspiess on November 26, 2012, 02:55:12 PM
Quote from: katmai on November 26, 2012, 02:50:18 PM
Do they still make Lincoln logs? :unsure:

Yeah, plus a bunch of Chinese knock-offs.  IIRC the standard Lincoln Logs are now plastic :rolleyes:  You gotta spring for a premium set to, erm, get wood.

God Dammit what is this shit!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

merithyn

Quote from: derspiess on November 26, 2012, 02:43:56 PM
Because the box is pink and the "Lego for Girls" playset themes reinforce patriarchal notions of what little girls like.  And it somehow sexualizes little girls :huh:

http://www.change.org/petitions/tell-lego-to-stop-selling-out-girls-liberatelego

Oh for fuck's sake. :mad:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Tonitrus

The site I linked says they're made with real wood.  :mad: